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Willa Holland Throwback Nudes of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland was the younger sister on the O.C., which was a show I watched when it was on TV, because it gave me something to talk to college girls about, since I had nothing better to talk to college girls about, because even a decade ago, they were dumb, self involved cunts, with little to no substance, who relied on weekly TV shows and dumb punchlines from dumb movies as a starting point in a conversation, to really feel like they had enough of a connection to sit on your face later that night…I mean this was an era before everyone was online and we couldn’t just Facebook friend, selfie and tag each other on instagram or tinder, it required actual work to get laid like “OMG Marissa was such a bitch to Seth Last Week”…you know the shit that really makes a girl tick at her fucking core…because in case you didn’t know, there have been dumb sluts for generations, seducing them has just become way easier if you have even the basic level of intelligence.. She’s also some connected rich kid related to Steven Spielberg or some shit, and she’s on some nerd shit TV show, and does the hipster nude shit, and looks good enough to stare at, The post Willa Holland Throwback Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio Slutty for The Edit of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So The Edit is a magazine put out by a fashion retailer – to push their products on the average consumer – and they do it by doing photoshoots with models like Sara Sampaio… This is to promote their fall dresses, at least that’s what I read…but the reality of it is that she’s actually barely wearing the dresses, or wearing them like we’d hope all women buying them would wear them…all dramatic and in bathtubs with their little tits out….even if they had big tits, or were bigger girls…. But instead, these dresses will be worn to offices, to events…and none of them how masterfully they captured as slutty Sara Sampaio…trained by Victoria’s Secret…you know the professionals at turning girls into half naked celebrities… Sara Sampaio is the Adriana Lima replacement, possibly created by Lima DNA in Josephine Skriver’s dad’s lab…but I have no proof of that…I just have these pics of her in a dress.. The post Sara Sampaio Slutty for The Edit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough are Love Level Mooners of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LA girls are so fucking annoying…not that either of these girls are from LA, one is from Canada, and I think these pictures are taken in Canada, while the other one is from wherever the fuck the song and dance HOUGHS are from… They are just like the high school cheerleaders are in movies. All excited and happy to be alive, smiling and being all cute and bubbly on camera. Likeable to the retards, but really dark behind the scenes – because no one is a fucking Disney character every day all day… I also know girls who have Fucked Seacrest, who HOUGH HUGH WHO HOUGH hooooo dated…and dude does some wild and crazy cocaine fueled things…not that you wouldn’t if you had to be a dancing monkey 19 hours a day…and you created the Karadashians cancer to society….or is it AIDS… It’s just a lot of smiles and hugs and fake bullshit..when they are really just humans..barely humans..but humans nonetheless.. So seeing BFFs seems like bullshit, but seeing them moon, without showing full ass, is also bullshit, but it’s their way of being cute, and fun, doing something I want done every time I drive by a school bus full of college girls…but it never happens…it doesn’t happen in real life…but when you’re constantly acting and putting on a show…it does… But I know..that at least one of these asses has gaped…so play all fun and innocent..but you can’t fool me motherfuckers.. Here’s a video of her falling while wake surfing… A video posted by Nina Dobrev (@ninadobrev) on Aug 18, 2016 at 9:50am PDT The post Nina Dobrev and Julianne Hough are Love Level Mooners of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Iron Liver Challenge of the Day

Posted on March 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, this is a big deal…it was DailyMail His name is Skat Dagger, which is really the story here, and he drinks a litre of vodka in one sitting, because that’s what real men do…it’s called Tuesday night where I’m from, but we like to sip it over the course of an hour… I would argue that this is an optical illusion, that I could easily drill a small hole in the top of the bottle, draining the vodka and refilling it with water…because that’s exactly what happened here…. This was a viral trend a while ago, where Australian college girls would do it, and it was way more fun than big dudes named skat with face tattoos…but whatever.. It’s called NEKNOMINATE…. Or This: The post The Iron Liver Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed… She was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who make serious bank being Victoria’s Secret models, as models now do shit for a hell of a lot less, and think just how many followers being a VS model would get you on social media…totally worth the trade… The people at VS aren’t idiots..I mean sure they are probably horrible people who exploit asians to make their shitty, cheesy products, but they aren’t idiots, and know they can get so much more reach for so much less than a Doutzen… So she’s calling paparazzi, trying to get seen…and more importantly, she’s doing parenting right..by posting the best parts of it to social media…Lactaction.. Milk filled tits are good… The post Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Bikini Selfie of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson posted a pic of her tits in a bikini…laying down, which in the event you have tits, is the worst way to show off those tits, since laying down tits, are usually not optimizing your otherwise big tit tits.. As a fat man, I get that laying down makes you appear thinner in the rest of your dumpy midsection for pictures, but when your tits are the highlight of who you are….and when your tits are all that matter, despite your huge acting career thanks to a huge show and silly movie…you’d think this would be more topless nipple… I prefer her Pretty Little Liars Shoot

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Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess this is some BTS Sara Sampaio for Revolve clothing shit that involves her making stupid faces…grabbing tits…having other people on set grab her tits..and the whole thing is pretty erotic…it makes me want to buy a motherfucking Revolve clothing tits… She’s portuguese, but unlike all Portuguese people, she’s not a fisherman, she’s been in a bunch of magazines and has been put in line as the Adriana Lima replacement for Victoria’s Secret, when her contract dies off like her sex appeal already has… I’m into this campaign..but maybe I am bias, since I snuck into a party at the Revolve Clothing Malibu beach house and they were all very nice to me as I drank their free liquor..

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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pic for Twitter of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

LeAnn Rimes and her friend decided to take a pool bikini selfie from the back side…and i’m not really sure why….I mean obviously, it’s in attempts to show off their old lady, housewives with Botox, getting freaky on memorial day asses, and really the one on the right is pretty good, and amazes me for not having cellulite, but it’s still weird, because old ladies aren’t supposed to act like this, this is college girl behavior…let’s save it for the college girls…

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Ireland Baldwin and Gigi Hadid Lesbianism of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin is pretty clever…unlike other high school or college girls…she figured out that her parents are rich and that college can wait…she’s only a thin enough 6 foot tall 18 year old once…make it fucking count.. So she signed with a major modelling agency, that I am sure her family had nothing to do with, and now she tours Europe and hangs with models like this Guess model GIGI HADID …posting it as hard as she can to instagram…because she wants people to know she has friends….who are models…because by association that makes her a model…or at least someone who likes to cry for attention… Either way, I am into it.

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Sasha Grey is Not Choking on Dick in a Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sasha Grey dropped out of porn to become mainstream…because there are a few ways to become a legit actor and one of them is doing hardcore porn, I’m talking choking on dick porn and spinning it as an art project on sexuality rather than being a broken down bitch with daddy issues just trying to get male attention the easiest way she can…only to decide one day “I’m done with this, put me on an HBO Show, cuz everyone at HBO jerks off to my porn and love me”…but that angle just annoys me, cuz promo pics of her come out like this and I see she’s had her soul fucked away from her a long time ago, her skin is shitty from all the drugs and self destruction that comes with being cummed on so much, and really there may even be a herpes scab on her lip…making the whole thing fucking horrible on every fucking angle…but at least she can pretend she’s making moves…really boring moves…to god knows where, but I’m thinking somewhere religious, it happens to the best sluts.

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