There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked…. Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…
Sometimes, you need musical interlude to make your blogging day better, today’s was sent in from DILLONAIRE who I think was trying to send me a message and that message is that it’s not gay if no one sees…in a if a tree falls in the woods situation…the anal sex way… This comes in after some pretty serious religious debates that have been going on ON THE SITE WITH HATERS and I felt it was relevant enough… I generally hate these kinds of things, but it’s cute enough for today.
Gillian Jacobs is some 31 year old on some show called Community, and she’s flashing her bra like some kind of teen on a school trip…even though she’s not a teen…despite what her botox is telling you…or maybe this is her natural state…she doesn’t drink, which may go against everything I stand for and know, and which may remind me of how much I hate non-drinkers because they judge me and my drinking friends like they are better than us because they fear fun while escaping life’s problems…making her a great designated driver probably a better calling than being a bikini model…because she’s still 31 and 31 is historically known for having “problem” spots… Either way, here’s her spread for complex, where she is unfortunately…not spread.
I don’t know why, this made me laugh, but it did..I like to think it has to do with angry white trash and some weirdo tormenting him to make him more angry…it’s the little things.. Sure it’s not as good as vintage racist Valentine’s Day cards for valentines day but I think it’s modern, relevant and more importantly, a pretty solid romantic message of love to send to friends…
Christie Brinkley is 60 years old…and People magazine did on a feature on her to either celebrate how fucking insane and weird it is for someone to look like this at 60…or it was to showcase their photoshop skills or maybe it’s some ad on BOTOX technology that you can assume advertise on their site and in their magazine…and that uses Christie Brinkley as a spokesperson…you know a little advertorial to trick us all….or maybe, just maybe Christie Brinkley is a fucking robot…because it just doesn[t make sense… I mean I remember masturbating to her in the 80s and she looked the fucking same…what’s going on here – and why do I think Russia has something to do with it…
Toby Sheldon has just put all other Justin Bieber fans to shame. Or maybe just put himself to shame, given the extent of his devotion to the singer. A 33-year-old songwriter spent almost $100,000 on five years’ worth of plastic surgery to make him look like his hero, according to the UK tabloid Closer . Check out the disturbing before and after photos below … On top of Botox injections and hair transplants, he underwent expensive “smile surgery” to make his smile look just like the Canadian singer, reports suggest. “It’s Justin’s smile that gives him his youthful look. So I had my upper lip lifted up [and] my bottom lip plumped out,” the musician told Closer , proudly. The above comparison doesn’t really do it justice. Just take a look at another close-up of Sheldon’s face now and prepare to get really freaked out: Yeah. Real normal. Just a few points in conclusion here: Closer is still around and doing its thing, apparently, after running the nude Kate Middleton photos that caused such controversy last fall. Toby may want to find a good therapist like now. At least he looks like Justin Bieber Circa 201o and not the increasingly out-of-control d-bag we see nowadays. Selena Gomez would approve.
Rihanna went after some bitch named Liz Jones, who I think writes fro the UK Guardian, the same publication that said I was one of the worst things to happen in the first decade of the 2000s, a title that I like to think of as my peak, or maybe it was something else from the UK…. I don’t know the backstory, I don’t care, I just know that there is no way Rihanna wrote this, even if it is in her broken english, because she’s uneducated and the word “Campaign” is definitely beyond her capacity…if it read “I used to suck British Dick for money when I was 14, until it turned into gold in America, and now I’m rich and can grab my vagina and show off my weed and nipples to my fans, it makes me more popular”…with more typos..I’d believe it… But it’s still kinda funny…”Sloppy Menopausal Mess”…I love those, cuz the Menopausal messes I’m used to are dry…so fucking dry… LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That shit ain’t clever!!! That shit ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!! “Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own fucked up shit to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!! Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones I am surprised the Rihanna team cares this much…I just wish Rihanna outted me like this. I could use the traffic and I saw way worse shit about her on the regular….than She promotes drug-taking, drinking and the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely invites rape at worst, disrespect at least … I wish she’d stop infecting our high streets with her gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real’, as ‘street’, as her own person, as strong and single-minded … This poisonous pop princess should come with a government health warning” … On the regular….so Rihanna..if you’re reading this…choose me! CHOOSE ME! You gutter trash hooker who has caused at least 3 girls I know to be pregnant by 14, addicted to meth and HIV positive…. PS – I love fashion sense that promotes rape or worse…(is anything worse than rape?, probably not when you look like this Liz bitch, I feel rape is invited with a face like that)…. PPS – I am surprised she didn’t mention that Rihanna let’s her men assault her…that to me is the real issue when it comes to Rihanna’s influence on young girls…short shorts, weed, and pussy grabbing is all good…but thinking it’s ok to beat a woman…not so much… PPPPPPS – I think the real issue is this reporter’s face..what the fuck is going on there – maybe she should worry less about Rihanna and more about Botox…my god. PPPPPPPPPS – I think the world needs more Rihannas, but I’m also a fucking pervert who likes rape clothing…
Rihanna went after some bitch named Liz Jones, who I think writes fro the UK Guardian, the same publication that said I was one of the worst things to happen in the first decade of the 2000s, a title that I like to think of as my peak, or maybe it was something else from the UK…. I don’t know the backstory, I don’t care, I just know that there is no way Rihanna wrote this, even if it is in her broken english, because she’s uneducated and the word “Campaign” is definitely beyond her capacity…if it read “I used to suck British Dick for money when I was 14, until it turned into gold in America, and now I’m rich and can grab my vagina and show off my weed and nipples to my fans, it makes me more popular”…with more typos..I’d believe it… But it’s still kinda funny…”Sloppy Menopausal Mess”…I love those, cuz the Menopausal messes I’m used to are dry…so fucking dry… LOL!!!! My money got a bad habit of pissing people off!! If you sincerely wanna help little girls more than their own parents do, here’s a toxic tip: don’t be amateur with your articles, you sound bitter! What’s all this about hair and nails and costumes and tattoos?? ….That shit ain’t clever!!! That shit ain’t journalism! That’s a sad sloppy menopausal mess!!! Nobody over here acts like they’re perfect! I don’t pretend that I’m like you, i just live… My life!! And I don’t know why y’all still act so surprised by any of it!! “Role Model” is not a position or title that I have ever campaigned for, so chill wit dat! I got my own fucked up shit to work on, I’ll never portray that as perfect, but for right now it’s ME!! Call it what ya want!! Toxic was cute, Poisonous Pop Princess had a nice ring to it, just a lil wordy! And P.S. my first American Vogue cover was in 2011…APRIL!!! #ElizabethAnnJones I am surprised the Rihanna team cares this much…I just wish Rihanna outted me like this. I could use the traffic and I saw way worse shit about her on the regular….than She promotes drug-taking, drinking and the sort of fashion sense on stage that surely invites rape at worst, disrespect at least … I wish she’d stop infecting our high streets with her gun tattoos, her false nails and fake hair, her bogus bad-ass shenanigans that try to portray her as ‘real’, as ‘street’, as her own person, as strong and single-minded … This poisonous pop princess should come with a government health warning” … On the regular….so Rihanna..if you’re reading this…choose me! CHOOSE ME! You gutter trash hooker who has caused at least 3 girls I know to be pregnant by 14, addicted to meth and HIV positive…. PS – I love fashion sense that promotes rape or worse…(is anything worse than rape?, probably not when you look like this Liz bitch, I feel rape is invited with a face like that)…. PPS – I am surprised she didn’t mention that Rihanna let’s her men assault her…that to me is the real issue when it comes to Rihanna’s influence on young girls…short shorts, weed, and pussy grabbing is all good…but thinking it’s ok to beat a woman…not so much… PPPPPPS – I think the real issue is this reporter’s face..what the fuck is going on there – maybe she should worry less about Rihanna and more about Botox…my god. PPPPPPPPPS – I think the world needs more Rihannas, but I’m also a fucking pervert who likes rape clothing…
Gwyneth Paltrow is not exactly the most-like celebrity. In fact, some might say, she is the LEAST liked in all of Hollywood . That’s what happens when you write a cookbook of gluten-free recipes that only the mega rich can afford. But in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, the actress opens up on a couple of things she dislikes: plastic surgery and Joan Rivers . Admitting that did she once undergo Botox, the blonde star tells the magazine: “I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 50. I’ll try anything. Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!” Paltrow also says she’d love to relocate from England to California, even just for a short while. But she says it in the haughty way that has turned her into such an unlikable human being: “Just to have my kids be in the sun every day – picking avocados, going for a swim. Even for two years or something, and come back when they go to senior school.”
I hate these Wax figures, I find them insanely creepy, but figure since you probably have sex with plastic figures that resemble the girls from your favorite sci-fi fantasy movies, who you’ve already set up fake marriages with, and who you have morning coffee with, this dead stare probably drives you fucking crazy. I mean it is the only human interaction you’ve ever had, or the closest thing you’ve had…and your dream is to one day craft something like this, cuz you have loved her and known that Emma Watson was your soul mate since she was 12…and this model of her, like your model of the Death Star, may be as close as you can get to that love, which to you is better than nothing. You virgin loser freak. So I’m posting it, cuz I like to humor you. I’m a good guy like that – and this is creepy as fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
