Karlie Kloss is a fucking tank. I never understood how she ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…it’s the trade off…and when you’re as powerful as Taylor Swift in a world filled with Groupies…we can assume there’s a line-up of people, like Karlie Kloss who even have money of their own, waiting to be friends with Taylor Swift, because she’s Taylor Swift and that can help elevate their careers and is really the only reason anyone is friends with Taylor Swift..cuz she’s the worst… Speaking of the worst, as I stare at Karlie Kloss jogging, it’s safe to say she’s the lingerie model with the worst body…and that may or may not be an accomplishment…but it’s something and it’s here…
Last week, Mandy Moore wore this dress and I said to my wife, I wish her nipples were hard in the dress, because hard nipples make a woman more interesting, more compelling, more worthy of being masturbated to…even if hard nipples are becoming common place now that women don’t wear bras….I still remember the first time I saw a girl in my high school with big hard nipples, and loving every second of it, jerking off to it in the woods behind the school, fucking walking around hard ever gym class she was in with me, seeing her playing basketball or volleyball…getting hit in her face with her big tit and hard nipple…it was magical…it played out in slow motion…it tapped into my soul on a primal fucking level…and despite the feminists trying to take that excitement away from us, they never will, because it’s printed in our DNA…so hard nipple all you want…normalize all you want…dudes…real dudes will still get boners from it.. I mean not necessarily when it’s Mandy Moore’s hard nipples, I mean she’s really never been that hot or interesting to me…but I know she’s got a very fucking creepy fan base…and really it’s still hard nipples….and isnt’ that what it’s all about… IT IS.
Last year, viewers slammed Eminem's performance . They called him a hack and a has been. Hey, everone's a critic, right? Now, however, he's being criticized for something much more serious — for setting off gunshot noises at his concert. The crowd visibly ducked in fear. And he's getting dragged for making thousands of people think that they were about to die in a hail of bullets. The Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival, most often known as Bonnaroo, isa four-day music festival that takes place each summer in Manchester, Tennessee. If you live in Tennessee or any of the surrounding states, this is the festival that your friends who are willing to brave musicals attend each year. Unfortunately, some concert-goers received a serious fright. During his song, “Kill You,” pyrotechnics produced a chillingly realistic gunshot noise. So much so that, as you can see in the video that we included, the crowd was ducking in fear. The video quickly circulated on Twitter, inciting outrage. “Less than a year after Vegas and @ Eminem thinks it’s a good idea to blast gun shot sfx onstage at a music festival? Bad call on this headliner @ bonnaroo . What happened to Radiate Positivity?” The Las Vegas shooting that claimed dozens of lives and wounded hundreds took place at the beginning of last October. Many of the victims had attended a Jason Aldean concert. For concert-goers to hear very realistic gunshot noises … it seems very natural for so many of them to instinctively fear for their lives. That doesn't sound like a good time. Eminem is no stranger to controversy. His team responded that these were not actual “gunshot” noises, but pyrotechnic concussion effects featuring a sonic boom. That seems like splitting hairs, but whatever. As always, his diehard fans were eager to jump to his defense. One person took to Twitter to refer to a previous performance of “Kill You.” “You can hear the same sound at the end you idiots. Watch some Eminem performance before going to one.” That's a little harsh. “So you grew up listening to Eminem but you didn’t expect gun shot sounds on his set.” Well, some would argue that it's a different experience when mass shootings are so common. “The gunshot actually makes the performance 10 times better.” We'll take that person's word for it. Some have argued that legislation should curtail this sort of element within a performance. There would be legal precedent. A famous First Amendment exception to free speech is using that speech to do harm, such as shouting “fire” in a crowded theater. Many would say that Eminem setting off such realistic sounding gunshots is the equivalent, and could provoke the crowd to trample each other in fear. After all, actual mass shootings occur multiple times per week, thanks to the widespread and virtually unchecked availability of tools designed for killing. Gunshots in music online or in other media (such as films) is different, as it comes with a visual context and is not usually consumed in massive, dense crowds of people who are standing shoulder-to-shoulder. Are gunshot effects in concerts a threat to concert-goers? Were Eminem's diehard defenders right to criticize fans for freaking out at the sounds of gunshots, since they were expected by many as part of the show? Or were concert-goers right to react instinctively — better safe than sorry — and were critics right to condemn the use of the sounds? Maybe the problem has nothing to do with the audience, the critics, or even Eminem. Maybe living every single day with the knowledge that we could die in a hail of bullets while going to a theater or using mass transit or attending school or a house of worship is the culprit. Perhaps fixing our nation's gun culture and gun epidemic will help to repair some of the other fractures and conflicts in our society. And people won't have any reason to fear attending a concert.
Source: Jeff Kravitz / Getty GZA is arguably hip hop’s smartest rapper. With complex rhymes, a vocabulary straight out of the dictionary, and broad scientific knowledge , the Wu-Tang Clan co-founder is always schooling folks no matter where he is. So it comes as no surprise that the New York spitter was caught on camera performing a music set, but also handling a chess game…AT THE SAME DAMN TIME. In one video, he can be seen rapping “Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta F*ck Wit” while making a move on the chess board. In another clip, it seems he’s playing during a break. Bro @TheRealGZA was challenged to PLAY CHESS from the crowd and he did it while rapping his set pic.twitter.com/Fw6Ho0kymf — Frak (@FrakTheMC) June 10, 2018 Your fav could never. GZA’s efforts are not surprising considering he’s a well known chess fan. Even the reissue of his classic album Liquid Swords included a full-sized wooden chess set . Now I’m not saying your favorite rapper has to be a genius, but come on…GZA is setting the bar pretty high.
Source: Roberto Machado Noa / Getty Everyone is getting in on dragging IHOP over their name change from International House of Pancakes to International House of Burgers. Regular folks aren’t the only ones confused by the rebranding. Restaurants are dragging IHOP by their edges too. Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard. — Wendy's (@Wendys) June 11, 2018 Remember when you were like 7 and thought changing your name to Thunder BearSword would be super cool? Like that, but our cheeseburgers are still better. — Wendy's (@Wendys) June 11, 2018 Literally, every restaurant is getting involved. Inspired by the International House of Burgers announcement, we are also changing our name (Please do not ask what it means — we don’t know either.) pic.twitter.com/0HPQtQirHn — A&W Restaurants (@awrestaurants) June 11, 2018 We have burgers too pic.twitter.com/zIBhKYhbtd — Pluckers (@Pluckers) June 11, 2018 Burger King even changed their name and bio to reflect their new name, Pancake King! BRAND WARS: Burger King trolls IHOB by calling itself the Pancake King. pic.twitter.com/CONYjjxNMd — Joel Franco (@OfficialJoelF) June 11, 2018 sorry, old Burger King can’t come to the phone right now… — Pancake King (@BurgerKing) June 11, 2018 Restaurants aren’t the only ones getting in on the fun. Netflix joined in as well. brb changing my name to Netflib — Netflix US (@netflix) June 11, 2018 Today has been one weird day.
I find Iskra Lawrence offensive. It’s like keep it in your damn pants girl…but I guess based on her eating habits and her body that has resulted from her eating habits…and a career that she’s created off her eating habits alone…she’s not quite one to have my will power…but instead just aggressively pushes her “fat is beauitful”…”give fat a chance” agenda on all of us…. I remember a time when naked fat chicks had their own fetish magazines for the fucking weirdos who were into that…I assume weirdos who had fat moms they wanted to fuck or who were raped as children by fat women in their lives…like the fat babysitter or the fat nanny and who were never able to get past that fetish….and sometimes they’d crack and buy a magazine or a fat woman to fuck after a night of drinking when self control was at a low.. BUT I know as a man married to a fat women, which I guess is like a racist saying “I have black friends’…or a homophobe saying “some of my best friends are cocksucking faggots”…I feel I can say fat is disgusting, it’s mushy, it’s unhealthy, it leads to diabetes and it should remain a fetish for weirdos or your last option for sex…and it should not be normalized or celebrated…and woman like Iskra Lawrence should not be seen as icons for a huge bowel movement…because anyone who knows fat chicks knows real fat chicks hate themselves too much to promote themselves and that this is some black face the fat chick version to get paid… I’ve said it before, and it’s all I got, but I am sure it’s true…every carb heavy meal she sucks down is 100 percent an attempt to get even fatter and make more noise…and not just when doing cannon balls at the public pool….
I find Iskra Lawrence offensive. It’s like keep it in your damn pants girl…but I guess based on her eating habits and her body that has resulted from her eating habits…and a career that she’s created off her eating habits alone…she’s not quite one to have my will power…but instead just aggressively pushes her “fat is beauitful”…”give fat a chance” agenda on all of us…. I remember a time when naked fat chicks had their own fetish magazines for the fucking weirdos who were into that…I assume weirdos who had fat moms they wanted to fuck or who were raped as children by fat women in their lives…like the fat babysitter or the fat nanny and who were never able to get past that fetish….and sometimes they’d crack and buy a magazine or a fat woman to fuck after a night of drinking when self control was at a low.. BUT I know as a man married to a fat women, which I guess is like a racist saying “I have black friends’…or a homophobe saying “some of my best friends are cocksucking faggots”…I feel I can say fat is disgusting, it’s mushy, it’s unhealthy, it leads to diabetes and it should remain a fetish for weirdos or your last option for sex…and it should not be normalized or celebrated…and woman like Iskra Lawrence should not be seen as icons for a huge bowel movement…because anyone who knows fat chicks knows real fat chicks hate themselves too much to promote themselves and that this is some black face the fat chick version to get paid… I’ve said it before, and it’s all I got, but I am sure it’s true…every carb heavy meal she sucks down is 100 percent an attempt to get even fatter and make more noise…and not just when doing cannon balls at the public pool….
(WENN) A lot of people disagree with publicity for someone who commits suicide, especially without offering an opinion. Is suicide a shameful death that shouldn’t be glamorized or publicized?
Desiree Navarro/WireImage Jimmy Iovine & Dr. Dre Are Fighting A Huge Beats Royalty Lawsuit Having one of the biggest headphone brands in the game isn’t always glorious–take it from the guys behind Beats. The origin of Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine’s Beats company is currently under debate in Los Angeles Superior Court, because entrepreneur Steven Lamar is suing the duo for allegedly screwing him out of a whopping $100 million in royalties. Lamar is claiming that he’s the one who brought the idea of a celebrity-endorsed headphone line to Dre and Iovine all the way back in 2006, according to reports from Billboard . After the trio went through a falling out, Iovine and Dre sued him, and both parties ended up eventually settling. With the settlement came these conditions: Lamar relinquished his rights in exchange for four percent royalties of every headphone sold thereafter. Thereafter, Beats started designing and selling newer models, and as you probably already know, the pair eventually sold the company to Apple for a smooth $3 billion. Now, the issue is whether or not Lamar is owed royalties for the models sold after their initial settlement was made, or if the former Beats owners owe him a substantial amount more. The judge originally rejected Lamar’s claim that they owe him anything, but a California appeals court thought otherwise and revived the lawsuit two years ago, stating that the royalty agreement both parties initially agreed to was “ambiguous.” The current proceedings revolve around the debate as to whether or not the agreement was about one particular product, or any future iterations and models. In the proceedings, Lamar introduced a PowerPoint presentation containing slides from the early days of Beats, where he brainstormed various models that he, Dre, and Iovine would collaborate on in the future. Right now, this entire matter is currently for the Los Angeles Superior Court to wade through—but something like this can sure take a while.
Source: Brian ZAK / Getty The legal and financial woes of Mary J. Blige have become public record after the messy divorce from her former manager and husband, Kendu Isaacs was finalized this year. In the wake of the divorce settlement, it has come out that two of Blige’s New Jersey homes are entering foreclosure and a bank wants the properties vacated immediately. Bossip exclusively reports : Last month, Apex Bank sued both Blige and Isaacs to foreclose on properties in Cresskill and Saddle River, NJ, claiming the pair hadn’t made payments in months. In the first lawsuit, Blige and Isaacs are accused of not paying down the $8.1 million mortgage that Blige used to buy the Saddle River estate for $12.3 million 10 years ago. The property boasts eight bedrooms, ten bathrooms, a studio, media room, library and staff quarters. The second suit accuses Blige and her ex of defaulting on another $2 million mortgage that she used to buy another place a few towns over. Blige bought that home back in 2001, and the 6,100 square foot home has six bedrooms, a master suite on its own private floor and sits on an acre lot. The bank wants control of the two homes and Blige and Isaacs out ASAP. It was unclear Thursday who lived in the properties, but one was taken off the market shortly after the couple’s divorce became final. Somehow, we think it’s fitting to blame Kendu Isaacs for this one somehow. — Photo: Getty