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Scott Disick and Sofia Richie: Engaged and PREGNANT?!

It sure must be a fertile time for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians clan, huh? There must be something in the water in Calabasas … maybe literally. After all, we can never, ever underestimate how far Kris Jenner will go to keep her family in the spotlight. Let’s see, we just heard the news a couple of days ago that Kylie Jenner is pregnant with Travis Scott’s baby — we’re all still reeling from that, right? Additionally, Kim Kardashian has all but confirmed that she and Kanye are expecting their third child via surrogate . Kourtney has proven her fertility, and thanks to that steamy relationship with Younes Bendjima, there’s always a pretty good chance she could step out with a baby bump at any time. And then Khloe has said that she’s no longer taking birth control , and she even took a trip to her doctor to verify that her reproductive system is 100% ready to go on the baby-making. Rob has that painfully adorable baby Dream, and he’s made it more than clear that he’s ready to become a father again as soon as possible. Thankfully, it seems like Kendall is focused on her career right now — she’d be the only one whose pregnancy announcement would be truly, truly shocking. So let’s see, who does that leave? Oh yeah, Scott Disick! After all the time he’s spent with this family and all the drama he’s provided for Keeping Up with the Kardashians, not to mention the three children he shares with Kourtney, he’s definitely part of the family, right? And thanks to these suspicious new photos, it looks like there’s a chance he could be the latest family member with big news! In the photos , shared by TMZ, Scott was out at a fancy Miami restaurant with his latest gal pal, Sofia Richie. They were all cuddled up, kissing and seemingly attached at the hip, which is … sweet? Nice? After keeping up with Scott’s incredible downward spiral this year, it’s hard to know how to feel about something like this. But the really interesting part in the photo is when Scott and Sofia are presented with a little cake … a cake served on a plate on which the words “Congratulations Scott and Sophia!” were written in frosting. What is that?! If you take a moment to think about it — you don’t even have to think about it too hard — there really aren’t that many reasons why a couple would be presented with something like this. One: they’re engaged. Two: they’re pregnant. That’s pretty much it. It’s not like they’re celebrating an anniversary, unless they’re one of those “Happy One Week Anniversary!” couples. Scott may be a total mess, but he has usually been smart (or at least protective) with his money, so it’s hard to imagine he bought a house or made any sort of investment with Sofia. Nope, a pregnancy and/or an engagement really seem to be the only things that make sense here. Throw in the fact that Scott just shared the very first photo of himself with Sofia on his Instagram page … it’s looking pretty suspicious. A source also tells E! News that the two are “inseparable right now and not leaving each other’s side,” and that he “is totally romancing her and she is under his spell.” Which, let’s be real, is a little bit gross. Scott is a 34-year-old father of three with a very serious drinking problem, and Sofia is 19 years old and, as this insider claims, “she feels like she knows a different side of him and that they are good for each other.” Because she alone can change his self-destructive ways, right? Oh, honey … Obviously we don’t know exactly what’s going on between these two, but we do know that there’s something going on that deserves some congratulating. View Slideshow: 12 Times Scott Disick Was a Total Douche So … congrats, Scott and Sofia. We guess.

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Phoebe Price is Everything of the Day

Phoebe Price is amazing, and here’s a Phoebe Price exclusive you’ve all been waiting for, celebrating her birthday and HALLOWEEN (already), any excuse to bounce on a horse in lingerie in a boomerang for me to jerk off to because she’s perfect. Phoebe Price for those of you who don’t know is a timeless classic, she doesn’t age, she just just sort of there, where? every where!… No one what she does, yet everyone seems to know who she is, and by everyone, I mean the one person I talk to, because I have no friends, which says something about her and her willingness to be a shameless attention seeker – who shows up places half naked because she know the paparazzi is there – from the golden age of pre social media – when it took a real special person to actually get paparazzi attention for being shameless…now everyone is doing it DIY…but that doesn’t mean Phoebe isn’t perfect….it’s also nice to see her hanging out with a horse and not all those other fame whores who are actually whores….you know…I KNOW> The post Phoebe Price is Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Phoebe Price is Everything of the Day

Phoebe Price is amazing, and here’s a Phoebe Price exclusive you’ve all been waiting for, celebrating her birthday and HALLOWEEN (already), any excuse to bounce on a horse in lingerie in a boomerang for me to jerk off to because she’s perfect. Phoebe Price for those of you who don’t know is a timeless classic, she doesn’t age, she just just sort of there, where? every where!… No one what she does, yet everyone seems to know who she is, and by everyone, I mean the one person I talk to, because I have no friends, which says something about her and her willingness to be a shameless attention seeker – who shows up places half naked because she know the paparazzi is there – from the golden age of pre social media – when it took a real special person to actually get paparazzi attention for being shameless…now everyone is doing it DIY…but that doesn’t mean Phoebe isn’t perfect….it’s also nice to see her hanging out with a horse and not all those other fame whores who are actually whores….you know…I KNOW> The post Phoebe Price is Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Skin Links 9.22.17

Is Olivia Munn now way too hot? Fleshbot Olympia Valance topless on the beach Taxi Driver Movie Ruby Modine braless and see-through at Emmys The Nip Slip Ana de Armas tits in the new Blade Runner Drunken Stepfather Nicole Williams red hot pokies in LA (header image) Egotastic Briahna Gilbert nude in a hammock Egotastic All Stars Lesbian orgy in the Brazzers House Boobie Blog Elsie Hewitt countersued by ex Ryan Phillippe WWTDD … read more

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Ashley Graham is a Pig Bitch Testing Out the Power of Hotel Furniture and Mattresses of the Day

I don’t believe anyone finds a pig in make-up, you know a fat bitch, who is married to big black cock who like fat bitches, but who don’t account for the target demo of the fat bitch clothing she sells, or the noise she makes whining to get into mainstream magazines that normally don’t fall for the mid 30s fat bitch wife, or give her the gig, because they would just ignore her incessant fan letters she’d send daily when husband was at work, kids were at school, or she was at home unable to have kids, because she was so fat she couldn’t get her period and breed…so she’s just watch soap operas and get fatter. I know for a fact – NO ONE LIKES FAT BITCHES…not publicly, at 3 am drunk maybe, but never something you’d admit…and if you did we’d laugh, but not judge because collectively we re fascinated by fat tits….. I know fat chicks don’t like fat chicks, they can pretend they do, but if they did, they wouldn’t hate themselves and eat their feelings.. I know a fat chick scamming, who wishes she wasn’t a fat chick, but loves eating too much to not be a fat chick…. I know she plays the “Fuck the haters card” but just saying that means you care about the haters, and I have a feeling this bitch keeps eating because she’s found an angel.. You know how not to get made fun of for being fat…by not being fat…or saying fat is healthy..when it’s fucking not… But why not be fat when you get fucking paid…fat bitch in a fat fucking movement…pigging out to have a fat fucking bowel movement.. These monsters are fucking vile…fat fucking vile fucking pig bitches no one wants to see, yet they get naked on social media for the BBW porn lovers YES we get it – fat fetishes exist and always have, we’ve seen the magazines…stop fucking shoving fat down all our throats…we collectively hate it AND put some damn pants on your tranny monster…or did you EAT THOSE TOO…. OR MAYBE SHE SPLIT THEM OPEN ….CUZ SHE’S SO DAMN FAT…. I hate you. I also hate that she didn’t fucking make that bed collapse with her big disgusting body that makes a King look like a single… I also hate that the caption on the fat cellulite pic is “Me #sorry not sorry” or something with a princess EMOJI….so empowering…you fucking scammer….all the fat sloppy bitches unite…in a You Go White girl….that said CELLULITE POWER is a real thing if you cut off all the fat you can use it as fuel…i’ve seen Eskimo do it with dead whales… The post Ashley Graham is a Pig Bitch Testing Out the Power of Hotel Furniture and Mattresses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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MONEY MOVES: Ayesha Curry The New Face Of Covergirl!

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Source: Gregg DeGuire / Getty Yaaaas Ayesha! Ayesha is clearly not your average basketball wife and she just made a major move and became the newest Covergirl! Oh yea and she did it without looking crazy on a reality show. We love it! Check out her announcement:   My first makeup memory was running down the beauty aisles with my mom getting to pick my very own lipstick. It was a COVERGIRL pink glittery lipstick that made me feel so good about myself – even though it probably wasn’t my shade . Well, I am so excited to share that now I get to take my baby girls down those same aisles, and they get to see their mama as a #COVERGIRL! I am so honored and thrilled to join the iconic women of the #COVERGIRL family and be a part of a brand that empowers women to embrace their originality. Follow @covergirl to learn more! #COVERGIRLMADE A post shared by Ayesha Curry (@ayeshacurry) on Sep 20, 2017 at 6:02am PDT   Covergirl sent their own welcome post for Ayesha and her daughters.   Told you we had something cookin’ COVERGIRLS… So happy we don’t have to keep our lids on it anymore!

Ana De Armas Tits for Blade Runner of the Day

Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or in exile due to breaching the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the asshole resort destination for poor white people the entire time the USA was blocking Cuba out for Communism… So for 40 years, we’ve had hot cuban chicks like we were Florida roll through and set up shop here, but more interestingly, I’ve known so many perverts who would go down to Cuba for months at a time to fuck these hot young things… Ana De Armas isn’t quite young, but she is hot, and I guess strategic, or very rich…as she’s been cast in the new Blade Runner, I’d wonder how that happened, but remember the director is from Montreal, and Montrealers love Cuba, to go down and have a slice of paradise and cheap, we’re taking 40 dollar whores… MAGICAL times…and here she is whoring for hollywood…in the Blade Runner Trailer… – She did GQ to promote Blade Runner..I guess she’s the new Margot Robbie…you know naked chick in a big movie to become legit… The post Ana De Armas Tits for Blade Runner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Eva Longoria Old and Slutty in Some Magazine Bullshit of the Day

As a half mexican on the internet, I have a fucking deep love for all things Mexico an Mexican…from the food, to the women, to Mexico City as a whole…so seeing the Earthquake basically turning some areas into devastation and a warzone..collapsed buildings and death and destruction is a bummer…but even more of a bummer knowing that Eva Longoria wasn’t in Mexico trying to learn how to leverage being a Mexican to land more work….like the exploitative cunt she is. Sure, she is technically ninth generation Mexican-American, and it’s a good marketing hook, but girl is so whitewashed, raised like a spoiled white brat, turned Hollywood and forgot she was Mexican unless it came in handy as she struggled to communicate with her maid and garderner she underpays…because her life was about fitting in in Texas and not feeling like the immigrant her parents were…you know spoiled and out of touch like 8 generations of Mexican-Americans before her… So while I like and love all things Mexican, Eva Longoria isn’t one of them, for a reason I relate best with a story of a black friend of mine LITERALLY turning his chair around at the strip club whenever a black stripper came on stage, because he felt she was giving up on her people, she wasn’t fighting to progress as a person, she was being a cliche and thus she fucking sucked and he couldn’t stomach her… That’s how I feel about this mid 40s chick from one TV show…doing her best Kim Kardashian impression now that she’s been married to a black dude…and is thick / fat…when did fat become thick…like thick isn’t fat…and thick is good but fat is bad…I don’t know..but I know this non-Mexican Mexican is a fucking scam…. The post Eva Longoria Old and Slutty in Some Magazine Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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You Have To See Jamie Foxx’s Preview Of The Mike Tyson Biopic

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Jamie Foxx is a master impressionist, as we all know from his hilarious comedy bits and Oscar-winning performance as  Ray Charles . But if you saw his 1999 comedy  Held Up, you knew it was only a matter of time before Jamie accepted the role he’s been preparing his whole life to play: “Iron” Mike Tyson . Sadly, Foxx’s A-1 impression of Mike from  Held Up isn’t available on YouTube. But he did give Hot 97’s Ebro In The Morning a killer preview of his version of Mike that could sell out a few theaters without a trailer. Jamie's description of the opening scene had me ready to cop a ticket before anything was filmed. pic.twitter.com/d5MnRtUo44 — Plaintain Supernova (@_ChefDon_) September 19, 2017 According to The Jasmine Brand , both Foxx and Tyson have confirmed the project is happening, and the legendary Martin Scorsese is directing. “Filming hasn’t started yet but it’s going to happen,” said Tyson, adding, “A lot of people aren’t going to like the things I’ve done in my life.” Sources also say that “Mike knows it is Jamie’s dream to play him and they have talked about gym work and how he could put him through his paces. The only thing is if they go sparring and Mike connects, Jamie may never make any movie again.    

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Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day

As an old fucker near death, disease, pretty much at the end of life….I can relate to someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, not because I am a good looking hot Brazilian who has become a millionaire a few times over due to my hot body and ability to keep my one client locked in an happy….success is about relationships people…. But in the sense of, what the fuck else are you going to do with your days…. In my case, I post bullshit posts of shit you’ve likely already seen on instagram…you know it’s the now…of people who don’t matter…not just celebs…and sites like this are obsolete…yet I still bring the fire…that isn’t quite fire..but may have once had a chance of being fire…if I was a marketing person…. Just like Alessandra Ambrosio still comes out to fashion shows…she knows she’s old, but she works so hard trying to not be old, with new tits, new face, fit as fuck body…because bodies change…and brands change…and people are fickle….but as long as she doesn’t upset the masses…she gets that 5,000,000 dollar contract for yet another year…you know sneaking under the radar.. I guess it has to do with the Vs market aging and they need a hag, or maybe it’s because she met the owner and CEO of VS at some tranny sex club in brazil and has photos…whatever it is…it’s a scam… Even better part of the scam is that this shit isn’t even for VS, it’s some other brand leveraging her name because why not, even though it’s not really much of a name..or maybe it is..but either way…girl’s trying to stay relevant because really, what else is she to do…like show her nipple….that will trick them into not thinking she’s 100. The post Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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