For those of you who have heard of Rita Ora but have no idea who the bitch is or what she does because she’s famous enough to be on TV, in the tabloids, in the paparazzi, and the only thing we really know of her is that she got signed to replace Rihanna as a back up plan for the label, but never replaced Rihanna but tried to….only to end up in underwear campaigns showing off the tits that made her… Well, she’s the vocals on a new Avicii track….so I guess she does matter…like all other hooks on EDM tracks before her….you know every popstar in training’s dream…I mean when she’s not modeling lingerie…for money, or attention, or both.. The post Rita Ora In a Bra for Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The wind, mother nature, is my friend, maybe because I don’t own a house in Florida because I am a broke fuck, but rather I just am witness to countless times the wind has blown a dress on a bitch up – exposing her soul to me – making me think their may be a god….with a good pervert sense of humor…the kind of guy who hides in closets and watches fucks, the kind of guy who witnesses all the showers across the land over and every woman who takes them…. That said, the WIND took on Miranda Kerr like it was some kind of billionaire, because she likes billionaires…shes’ that kind of hooker.. I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat… I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been one for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11. Nerds hate being teased or being reminded your ex model wife is only with you for the money. Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps…..I’ve posted them before…. 1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you. 2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price. 3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular.. 4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help… 5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model.. 6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back…. 7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs…. 8- MARRY HIM…. 9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out.. Now we’ll add step 9…pay GOD to blow your skirt up for the paparazzi… TO See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I have no clue what Bella Thorne is wearing here. I’m seeing fishnet stockings, bunny ears, a tutu and a bra. I guess she was trying to dress up as some kind of French stripper? But hey, whatever it is, I’m a fan. As far as I’m concerned, Bella can wear whatever the hell she wants — as long as at least 50% of it is see-through. Carry on!
OK, so I know this is probably a little more PG-13 than what you were hoping for when you saw that headline, but come on. This is a family site, remember? Plus, if you ever want to see Emily Ratajkowski flashing something other than her bra for the cameras, you don’t have to spend much time searching. I figure 30 seconds ought to do it. Maybe 45, if you really concentrate. Good luck.
Splash News Black Actresses Steam Up Pre-Emmy Party Last night, the biggest party in Hollyweird was a pre-Emmy celebration put on by Entertainment Weekly. All of today’s hottest TV stars came out, including some of our Black actresses on TV. Who do you think looked more banging? Scroll down to see their looks. Hit the flip for more beautiful black celebrities at this pre-Emmy celebration. Who do you think looked more banging last night?
So Alexander Wang hired all the top tier people who don’t matter for their campaign – no one should care about…. Starring girls you’d fuck but don’t care about – Anna Ewers, Bella Hadid, Binx Walton, Catherine McNeil, Gigi Hadid, Hanne Gaby Odiele, Lexi Boling, Sarah Brannon, Kendall Jenner, Natalie Westling Not doing anything interesting but being in the same place at the same time because they are being paid to be there to promote nonsense no one needs….you know taking time from their busy overpaid schedule to make this work…what good people..great people….it’d be better if it ended in an orgy…sex tape…I mean…what the fuck is this garbage…besides being just garbage… The post Models for Alexander of the Day ` appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Devon Windsor is some Victoria’s Secret model who has walked for Victoria’s Secret’s infomercial 4 or 5 times – despite being not that hot or interesting… She’s amassed a social media following of over 1,000,000 followers, thanks to that stamp of approval from Victoria’s Secret… She’s worked on their PINK line to help brainwash the youth into thinking the Victoria’s Secret mall brand is life…by selling them their first lingerie they wear to highschool sex parties.. I don’t find her that hot, but she’s in Maxim, which is apparently still a thing, and that probably makes much more money this site, because they are Maxim…delivering the half naked chicks in photoshoots I can’t imagine anyone cares about… The pics are by Elle Macpherson’s ex husband…a legend…but they aren’t that legendary…but I can apprecaite that Maxim is still investing in their shoots of chicks for men to jerk off to without fucking with it as hard as Playboy did…in an era where we aren’t allowed to objectify women….you know a good old fashion men’s mag…that is now a men’s website… The last interaction I had with Maxim was they tried to sue me, making me remove the archive of their images, even though they paid me for those posts when they were starting at the internet thing and when I had a lot of traffic no one cared about…internet drama. The post Devon Windsor for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think it’s safe to say that the highlight of the day for you will be that Jennifer Lawrence pulled her tit out in her attempt at another Oscar performance in her boyfriend’s movie “Mother”…. I know that we’ve all seen her tits before, in her selfies, but they were awesome tits, and took her from being a very annoying personality that Hollywood decided was worthy of all the fame…confusing anyone who ever saw her in a movie….to someone with great tits…who suddenly became alright…but all these movies she gets paid too much to be in, that she’s celebrated in, that they say are brilliant performances in…never feature tits…when we all know that tits not being shown in movies…should by default eliminate Oscar potential…and by default shouldn’t get a bitch paid what this bitch gets paid…because the tits are the reason we’d pay to see it. We are all perverts… Even in this era of everyone showing their tits, where tits aren’t frowned upon or a place of shame…I still like seeing the tits..when they are as well paid as these tits…because I love tits…and will commit to always sexualize tits to myself…while convince girls I am on the quest to desexualize tits by having them show me tits…it’s a manipulation tactic really…. Great tits! The post Jennifer Lawrence Nipple in MOTHER of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So, despite what sounded a lot like denials that she was planning anything of the sort, Farrah Abraham went topless and masturbated on camera . Her camshow wasn’t really a surprise to us, since we’d told you that it was reportedly in the works. But her mother, Debra Danielsen, says that she was shocked by it. When we say “despite what sounded like denials,” we’re perhaps being overly delicate. Just a couple of days ago, Farrah Abraham straight-up denied having a new sex tape in the works. She’s famously done porn before, so maybe she was just reiterating that she wasn’t going to bang a guy on camera. Or maybe Farrah was quibbling over the differences between a livestream and a “tape.” (Not that cameras have tape anymore, but that’s another story) During the video, Farrah bared her breasts and, after showing off a vibrator that she says that she likes, began using it on her genitals for the benefit of the viewers. Eventually, the livestream hit paywall. Quite a few viewers — like, more than you’d think — were willing ot cough up $20 to keep on watching, even though there are countless terrabytes of completely free porn floating about on the interwebs. Not only was viewership more than we might have expected, but it looks like it was more than CamSoda had anticipated. Because the site apparently crashed twice from high traffic. What a world. In an interview with RadarOnline , Farrah Abraham’s mother, Debra Danielsen, says that she was dismayed at the news of Farrah’s webshow. She’s been trying to improve her relationship with Farrah, but it looks like she just couldn’t help but admit how she really felt. “I had no clue about it. I’m speechless. I know my daughter has been trying to change her image. She’s been doing professional things.” Well, being a camgirl is a “professional thing,” from a certain point of view. It sounds like Debra worried that she’d said too much, because she quickly pivoted to Farrah and Farrah’s daughter, Sophia. “They’re my world, I really feel everyone has things in their life they have to deal with.” That’s true enough. “My goal is to be close with my family and to love them. I want them to help me and I want to help them.” Maybe giving out interviews about how shocked you are isn’t the best way to do that, Debra. To say that Farrah Abraham and Debra Danielsen have had a “rocky” relationship is an understatement. Farrah has spoken out in the past about suffering abuse as a child. And then there was the 2010 incident in which Farrah says that her mother beat her bloody , and that the injuries inflicted upon Farrah were so severe that Farrah describes one officer as having pointed a gun at Debra’s head to prevent further violence. Awful, frightening stuff. Don’t get us wrong, Farrah is a generally ridiculous human being and can be annoying and outright racist. But absolutely no one deserves to be the victim of a domestic assault. Least of all at the hands of their parent. To be honest, we can’t wrap our heads around why Farrah would seek to reconnect with her mother, but they’ve taken what we’d characterize as baby-steps towards reconciliation. We have to wonder why Farrah chose to do this. Money, obviously. We’d never shame her or anyone else for doing a camshow. Voluntary sex work — whether you’re stripping, camming, or a straight-up escort — should never be shameful. It’s honest work and sex workers deserve respect and support. In Farrah’s case, we wonder if there was an ulterior motive. It was only a few months ago that Farrah Abraham’s racist tirade was caught on camera, earning her the ire of other TV personalities. (And also just of anyone who isn’t a big fan of racism) It’s true that Farrah hasn’t been doing a lot of sex-related stuff lately, but maybe she set this up to try to pivot her image. Better to be seen as sexy than racist, after all. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
The Teen Mom franchise has produced a lot of entertainment. It’s also churned out some reality stars who aren’t such great people. Chelsea Houska is one of the exceptions, though. She loves her children and just generally doesn’t come across as vapid or that much of a hot mess. So … color us surprised that Chelsea Houska’s in trouble. Like, legal trouble. Don’t worry — despite what Teen Mom ‘s editors might show you, Chelsea Houska doesn’t neglect her daughter in favor for her baby. In fact, the alleged violation for which she’s been singled out has nothing to do with being a mom at all. Not directly, anyway. Chelsea Houska was one of 21 recipients of sternly worded letters (anything from the government is stern; it’s hard to “smile” in legalese). From the FTC. And it all has to do with Instagram ads. You know, when a celebrity poses with some kind of weight loss tea or talks about how much they love their new, like, makeup kit while showing the kit and saying the name of the brand? The kind of thing that we’ve seen from a bazillion celebs. It’s what got a bunch of haters to slam Amy Roloff the other day. This isn’t about income disclosure. That would be a letter from the IRS and, frankly, probably a lot scarier. But the Federal Trade Commission has had it up to here with celebrities who don’t “properly disclose” their ads. The FTC argues that merely tagging a brand counts as an endorsement. They’re real sticklers about their rules. Just like how pharmaceutical commercials (here in the US, pretty much the only place on the planet where you’re allowed to advertise prescription drugs) have to list all of the many ways that their drug might somehow harm or kill you … Just like how commercials have to list that the people speaking are paid actors (even if it’s in the fine print that nobody reads) … … Instagram ads are supposed to be tagged plainly. With “#ad.” And apparently a number of stars, including Chelsea Houska and Farrah Abraham, haven’t exactly been doing that. We’d question whether anyone old enough to use Instagram is naive enough to think that those transparent advertisements are just celebrities casually plugging products for fun. Like, if someone talks about liking their favorite soda, maybe they just do that. But an Instagram post about it, mentioning the brand and holding up the label for the photo? You’d think that you’d have to be a fool to not realize that, at the very least, that star has gotten some free stuff out of the deal. In most cases, they’re monetizing it. On the other hand … the world is full of fools and they deserve honesty, too. Instagram ads can be a huge source of money, from a regular Instagram model to Kylie Jenner. Whether it’s a fitness model showing off the protein powder that they almost definitely don’t use to a reality star showing off a corset that almost definitely didn’t make her lose weight, Instagram ads are a huge business. We can understand why the FTC feels the need to clamp down … even if “#ad” looks so tacky in people’s captions. We wonder if maybe the FTC needs to reconsider some of its rulings, though. Sure, it’s a big business — some public personalities pull down six figures a year on Instagram ads alone. (Others are said to pull down six figures per post … mostly just Kylie Jenner) But … are there similar rules in place for product placement on television shows and in films? When someone on television drinks a specific name-brand soda or even walks in front of a sign for a fast food place, that’s not a coincidence. Usually, the company paid for that to happen. “Ad” doesn’t show up anywhere on the screen. Some might argue that featuring something in your social media posts is akin to a film’s product placement rather than being more like a commercial. Technology changes all of the time. Sometimes it takes the law a while to catch up.
