Image via Getty/Gilbert Carrasquillo/WireImage Mistrial Declared In Bill Cosby’s Sexual Assault Trial A few days ago we reported that Bill Cosby might walk away from his sexual assault trial, as a free man due to a deadlocked jury. Today, that is exactly what happened. CNN is reporting that Cosby, who has been accused by over 50 other women for drugging and sexual assault, will not be convicted in his criminal case with Andrea Constand. Judge Steven O’Neill declared a mistrial today after the jury again failed to reach a verdict. It should be noted that the 12 jurors consisted of 7 women and 5 men. Upon leaving the court on Friday, Cosby seemed jovial, like a man who knew he wasn’t going to prison: “I just want to wish all of the fathers a Happy Father’s Day and I want to thank all of the jury for their long days, their honest work individually,” Cosby said. He said, “I also want to thank the supporters who’ve been here and please to the supporters, stay calm, do not argue with people, just keep up the great support. Thank you all. Thank you.” Today, Constand’s attorney, Gloria Allred, spoke from in front of the courthouse and spoke directly to Cosby saying: “It’s too early to celebrate, Mr. Cosby. Round 2 could be right around the corner…” Sounds like this isn’t the last we will hear of this case.
This is the Olympic Dream…better than a LIFE Ceral box cover.. If every Gold Medal winner looked more like this and less like Bruce Gender…. The Olympics would be worth jerking off to. That’s not to say that you don’t already jerk off to the Olympics…you love that SHOT PUT PUSSY….and other erotic sports… But it is to say that McKayla Maroney is quite the little SLUT and we love sluts…OLYMPIC or not, this girl has a body she likes and has always liked to broadcast to the internet for you PATRIOTIC perverts…you see it feels less sleazy when you’re jerking off to a Olympian…during the Olympics…knowing she was under age…you were doing it to support your country…WELL…she’s not underage anymore and she’s bringing it…if you consider wearing a bikini top or bra bringing it….. The post McKayla Maroney in a Bra or Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It feels we’ve waited a dozen Long Nights for the Game of Thrones Season 7 premiere , but the summer is finally upon us, children! Yes, we’re exactly one month away from one of the most highly-anticipated episodes of television since that Happy Days where Fonzie demonstrated to the world that water-skiing in a leather jacket is not only possible, but a good and cool thing to do. Hopefully there won’t be any shark jumping this time around, but if creators D.B Weiss and David Benioff decide to bring Ramsay Bolton back just to have him devoured by beasts again, we’d be cool with that. Okay, you’ve sat through the long-winded throat-clearing sesh worthy of GRRM himself, now it’s time for what you really came for: Yes, we’re talking spoilers, so don’t read any further and then complain in the comments if you don’t want to know what’s in store. We’re sending up more red flags than a Lannister army here, so you’ll have no one to blame except yourself. Here goes: As in years past, the show’s creators have done their damnedest to keep major developments under wraps, and for the most part, they’ve done an impeccable job. But this is 2017, and online GoT obsessives are like Lord Varys, but with much, much greater interest in porn. As a result, the little birds have come home to roost, and it looks like we now have several pieces of potentially game-changing information about the upcoming season: The leaks started back in November, when a Reddit user posted what he claimed was the entire plot of Game of Thrones Season 7 . Obviously, we have no way of knowing if his information is accurate, but the two new details that emerged this week are a little easier to fact-check: First, bad news for people who like bad dudes: Word on the web is that Littlefinger’s nefarious deeds finally catch up with him, and he gets iced in Season 7. Not exactly a stunner, of course, as with all the double-crossing he’s gotten away with, Lord Baelysh has been a marked man for quite some time now. The most convincing evidence for the theory that Littlefinger is headed for the big brothel in the sky comes from a recent cover of Entertainment Weekly , which shows Arya Stark rocking what appears to be Baelish’s Valyrian steel dagger. It seems unlikely that he would simply hand it over without a fight, so in all likelihood, either ruthless killing machine Arya takes him out, or someone else does and gives her the blade as a gift. Either way, RIP, Lord Baelish. You certainly kept things insteresting. This week’s other major spoiler concerns the Boy Who Lived (after he died) King in the North Jon Snow: In the Game of Thrones Season 6 finale , some of our longstanding questions about Jon’s past and parentage were answered. Now, according to a leaked page from an upcoming issue of Empire magazine, we’re soon to learn a lot more about The Man Who Knows Nothing. The page reads: “As we saw in the last episode of season 6, Bran’s psychic time-traveling ‘green sight’ revealed the true nature of Jon’s birth heritage and his real name: Jaehaerys Targaryen. ‘Bran’s now in this precarious situation in which it’s just him and Meera, and he has all of this information that could change the entire story,” said [Bran actor] Isaac Hempstead Wright. And it’s not just about Jon. ‘He knows all about the White Walkers too.’ Jarhaerys Targaryen I, known as “the Old King,” sat atop the Iron Throne longer than any other Targaryen momarch. He’s remembered in Westeros as a wise and just king who butted heads with the dangerous Faith Militant (the High Sparrow’s be-robed douche bags). Lyanna Stark naming her son after one of the most revered figures in Targaryen history would support the fan theory that she was in love her supposed kidnapper (and Jon’s father) Rhaegar Targaryen. View Slideshow: Game of Thrones Season 7: How Many Episodes Are Left? What’s Jon Snow’s Real Name? And Other Questions All of this, of course, would have huge implications with regard to where the story is headed from here. So there you have it. Two of this season’s biggest surprises effectively ruined. As always, you can watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic, to try and puzzle out more spoilers, so as to suck the remaining fun of watching the story as it unfolds.
We talked about how 90 Day Fiance star Mohamed Jbali may have been deported , but not all of the news coming out of the series and its upcoming season is quite so distressing. Some couples on that show seemed to enjoy those 90 days of engagement … and even the marriage itself. Something must have been in the water on that show, because another couple from the series is pregnant! Yes, that’s the distinctively named Kirlyam, and she’s carrying the couple’s first child. They’re expecting a boy in September, whom they plan to name Liam. Her husband, Alan Cox, is positively beaming in every photo that we could find. Seriously, his every recent photo looks like he’s just seen a baby sloth and also been kissed by a shy puppy. We think that it’s safe to say that he’s pretty pumped. Just look at how thrilled — seriously — he is to go shopping for baby clothes (several months early, no less!). So, Alan Cox is from LA. He’s a Mormon missionary, and he and Kirlyam met when he was on a mission in Brazil — which is where she’s from. And where her family still lives. Missionaries can be controversial because, you know, their whole purpose is telling other people what to believe, and there’s a whole lot of cultural and historical baggage behind that. But … even I have to relax about this couple, because they’re precious. 90 Day Fiance deals with all sorts of drama, from the regular details of a relationship to outside perceptions. You can imagine how, to some of Alan’s peers, Kirlyam must have seemed like a mail-order-bride. Honestly, the most “dramatic” thing about their relationship and eventual wedding was that her family couldn’t make it up from Brazil, so they watched a livestream of the ceremony. That and the tidbit that, although they lived together on the show, neither of them had engaged in any sort of sex before their wedding night. So rare, right? But that’s their choice. And clearly they’re no longer, um, stranger to each other’s bodies. Because pregnant . They say that greater height differences in straight couples are predictors for longer-lasting relationships. We know that that sounds like the fakest thing ever, but blame the scientists who studied it. Point is … these two might be in for the long haul. And we’re not getting a “green card marriage” or “mail order bride” vibe from these two. Not even a little bit. And Kirlyam is actually still in the process of acquiring her green card. Because no, the US government doesn’t just mail you a green card in an envelope labeled “congrats!” after you tie the knot with a US citizen. There’s a lot of paperwork, and you even have to apply for renewals after, like, a decade. You can’t start applying for citizenship until you’ve been here for 5 years. It’s a whole thing. But, even in today’s nightmarishly xenophobic political climate, we fully expect to see Kirlyam pull it off. These two aren’t the only 90 Day Fiance couple with good news, as Melanie Bowers and Devar Walters are expecting . Reality couples don’t usually last all that long, especially when the reality show focuses on the fact that they’re a couple. Like, think of how The Bachelor usually works out. But these guys are escapting the reality television curse — appropriate, since Kilyam and Alan are huge Harry Potter fans (relatable, right?). All told, though, there are bound to be a lot of surprises on the new season of 90 Day Fiance .
Madison Beer is some stage parented, social media entity, that has been pushed out there by her mom because they new she had potential as a skinny girl with big tits to lure people like Bieber into signing her – as long as he saw her….so they turned to social media and hustled..creating her personal brand that has done so well for her that she feels like she isn’t obligated to show her big tits that happen to be the only thing people actually care about when it comes to her….weird really.. I guess this is what happens when people become bold…confident…cocky….entitled…less eager….comfortable…and test what happens when you think you’re unstoppable….. The post Madison Beer Forgets To Show Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Madison Beer is some stage parented, social media entity, that has been pushed out there by her mom because they new she had potential as a skinny girl with big tits to lure people like Bieber into signing her – as long as he saw her….so they turned to social media and hustled..creating her personal brand that has done so well for her that she feels like she isn’t obligated to show her big tits that happen to be the only thing people actually care about when it comes to her….weird really.. I guess this is what happens when people become bold…confident…cocky….entitled…less eager….comfortable…and test what happens when you think you’re unstoppable….. The post Madison Beer Forgets To Show Her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you were wondering….Ariel Winter is still dumpy… I hope you weren’t wondering that….because I like to think you’re a sophisticated person not even aware of who Ariel Winter is…. You know the kind of brilliant mind who comes to visit my site for my compelling, yet flimsy, useless, yet inspiring, commentary that doesn’t fucking matter….you know as part of your thesis on where the internet has gone wrong or some shit…because you’re smart…and focused…driven and an earner…you have yachts and you fuck models.. Unfortunately, you’re more white trash, woman hating, half retard pervert who still has cable, and who doesn’t know how to read, but instead just knows how to spell “show me your tits” and “send nudes”…..to girls who ignore you because they don’t know how you got their number…and find you weird…when you stare at them on public transit, the mall…or at the shitty job you work… You know exactly who Ariel Winter is because you’ve been jerking off to her pot belly and newly shaped tits for her young adult life… Creep. Well, you’ll be glad to know she’s in a crop top, that’s really a regular size shirt, but it can’t quite make it past her belly and she can’t admit she’s an XL not a XS…you know…girl problems… TO SEE THERE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter is Dumpy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan….. I’ve never met a celebrity kid I didn’t like….not that I’ve ever met any celebrity kids, but you know what I mean, as a general rule, even the most terrible is still worth watching because they have this weird internal conflict from being spoiled as fuck, knowing they have really famous dads….which gives an entitled ego….while hating themselves knowing they aren’t as famous as their parents and that people only pay attention to them because of their parents…not to mention, since they have celeb parents or parent, they often times look good because of solid genetic modifcation…two hot people making some super human through breeding…like they are horses…yet still hate themselves while knowing they look good because they aren’t their parents…not to mention their parents are often times narcissistic assholes so into themselves that they have no time for the kids, but throw money at the kids, making for a very weird situation…I generally want to have sex with…. But this LILY ROSE DEPP girl…she’s fucking great…I don’t care who her parents are, or how bratty she is as she does the LA thing, and I’m not some closet case Depp fan…I just know a hot 18 year old rich kid when I see one…and for that reason alone…I suggest we collectively jerk off to her like we were Edward PENIS Hands…no homo… She’s flashing panties, which isn’t as much of her soul as I’d like to be looking at….but it’s good…she’s good… TO SEE THERE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When it comes to Vanderpump Rules, let's be honest: Drama is what truly rules. Along those lines, scroll down for a look at the most intense and explosive feuds in the history of this Bravo series… 1. Stassi Schroeder v. Kristen Doute Back when Vanderpump Rules kicked off, the mean girl clique consisted of Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney. That all fell apart when it emerged that Kristen had indulged in some sexy time with Stassi’s ex-boyfriend Jax Taylor. It resulted in the scene above. The best part of it was when Lisa Vanderpump tried to get Stassi to apologize for lifting her hands. “She deserved to be slapped 47 more times,” Stassi replied, not giving a damn about the damage she did to Kristen’s face. It’s all class in WeHo. 2. Scheana v. The Mean Girl Clique Scheana was ecstatic when Stassi publicly trashed the cast of the series because it gave her the opportunity to take her place in the clique. Scheana, Katie, and Kristen wound up getting along well. That all changed when Stassi realized SUR’s fried goat cheese balls were the best in the business, and weaseled her way back into the clique, even making up with Kristen Doute. From then, things took a tense turn when the girls tried to say who Scheana could hang around with. It was horrible. If anything good came out of it, it was the above GIF with Scheana trashing Tequila Katie. 3. James Kennedy v. Tom Sandoval When Tom Sandoval finally got rid of Kristen Doute, he had a new friend and roommate in James. But then Kristen appeared on the scene after drinking a few bottles of Sauvignon Blanc and slept with James, before stealing him away from her ex-boyfriend. Nowadays, all three of them are still against one another, and Kirsten is probably still paying both of their bills. 4. Tequila Katie v. Stassi Katie was not impressed with the way Stassi kept telling her who she could hang around with and the BFFs cut all ties, with Katie moving on to be friends with Scheana, and all was right in the world. Until Stassi returned and fought to have the friendship back. Somewhat confusing about the whole thing: Somewhere along the way, Katie essentially became Stassi by trying to pick out who her friends should hang around with. 5. Ariana Madix v. Kristen Doute Kristen has always had it out for Ariana because in her eyes a man and a woman can’t just be friends. Long before Kristen and Tom Sandoval parted ways, Ariana and Tom were friends in SUR. Kristen kept trying to play up to the cameras that they were boning. However, Kristen was the one left red-faced when it emerged that she was the one having the affair… with Jax Taylor. To this day, Ariana hates Kristen and ignores her at all social gatherings. It’s awkward, but all they need is some alcohol to settle it once and for all. 6. Jax Taylor v. Stassi Schroeder Jax Taylor battled to win back Stassi when she first cut him loose, but all of that was for nothing when she got wind of him and Kristen’s sexual encounters while Tom Sandoval was sleeping a few feet away from them. Jax has always been very convincing and he tried to make her think it was all a big fat rumor. When she found out the truth, however, she cut him off. Bizarrely, she wanted him back in her life recently for her dumb podcast. View Slideshow
