I know it took a long time to get here, but I don’t care. I’m just excited that Victoria Justice is finally starting to embrace her inner hottie again. And here she is rocking some short shorts and giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers in these latest shots. Like they always say, good things come to those who wait. And me and the Little Tuna have definitely been waiting long enough for this. Enjoy.
Montana Fishburne is amazing… She is the Laurence Fishburne daughter and failed sex tape star we grew to love and forgot about, because some celebrity daughters take the right route, like this one, while others become Hailey Baldwin or some shit… She was pulled over for a DUI, found with an open bottle of booze in her car, but the highlight isn’t when she tells the cop to let her off because they are both Latino and Donald Trump means they must stay together… The Highlight of the video is when she takes a pee on the side of the road…and the cop just allows it…because what the fuck are you really going to do…when a girl pulls her underwear off and calls herself a ratchet… This is what I want all Celeb daughters to be, gutter, porn acting, mentally unstable, criminal record holding….queens… Fuck that “MET GALA”…all the other bratty kids go, this is where things should be…broken, empty, daddy was too busy and famous, this is how I try to get his attention, shit…PERFECT… TO SEE HER SEX TAPE TRAILER OR CLIP : CLICK HERE MAGICAL MAGIC… The post Montana Fishburne Arrest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren may have a bit of a donkey head, but girl is a good time…..and has an amazing body – but most importantly, she understands the importance of using sex and sexuality in your marketing, because when she was just 18, she partnered up with some homosexual dude, and together they painted this bullshit storyline of a girl and a guy, young and in love, traveling the world, doing things that all kinds of married women in trailer parks dreamed of doing, you know the kind of thing they’d put on the desktop of their computer if they could afford a computer…or masturbation fodder to the trashy Walmart clerk who lived alone and never touched a man, let alone one with abs, who spends the days on beaches…and instead of resenting this tight little body, they embraced her and wanted to be her…..totally unlike most female behavior… Well, now everyone is producing this couple content for the voyeurs to watch as foreplay before their porn. Racy bikini shit…and Alexis Ren, no longer partners with the homo, got some breast implants and still brings it – because she knows….despite the Donkey Head…her body is young, tight and lovely…and that’s enough for some instagram erotica… Either way, here she is teaching some skateboarding – the way it should be taught….all cock teasing…and playful…I like the slutty skateboard….better than the slutty naked in bed – but not too naked..strategic naked….. The post Alexis Ren is a Great Skateboarder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Quincy and Al B. Sure have more than mended their differences over the years. Apparently their relationship is better than ever, and now Quincy is getting a boost from his R&B crooner daddy with an update of his mega 80’s hit. “Night & Day.” Sounds good, huh? YouTube
Yachty is clearly used to being every old head’s target by now. Budden nearly burst a blood vessel going in on Yachty for being unconcerned with creating rap beef, not being hood or street, and much more focused on enjoying himself and building his brand than lyricism. Which side do you agree with? YouTube
Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole have made it official: They had a bear of a time coming up with a name for their brand new baby. And mean this literally, based on confirmation from the One Direction singer that he and his gorgeous girlfriend have, indeed, decided to call their first child… … BEAR ! Yes, the name of Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole’s son is Bear Payne. We’re guessing they decided on this moniker after one of the stars said he or she had a pain so terrible that he or she could hardly bear it. Either that, or Liam and Cheryl are very big fans of Alicia Silverstone and Kate Winslet, both of whom actually also named their children Bear. The mostly private couple welcomed Bear (LOL!) into the world on March 22, with Cole sharing the following precious photo of daddy and son on her Instagram page soon after. Wrote Payne upon becoming a first-time father: “My close friends and family know there are very few times when I’m left speechless… wow! ‘I’m incredibly happy to welcome our new baby boy into the world, it’s a moment that I will never forget for the rest of my life and my favourite memory I have so far.” Added Payne of Cole: “I’m completely in awe of his incredible mother and how she has been the whole way through this, she’s really made my dreams come true.” Payne also said at the time that he and Cole had not come up with a name yet, although the precious bundle of joy was “already capturing hearts including mine. I feel very blessed.” The Daily Mail first published a report on Tuesday that claimed the artist and the former X-Factor host had decided to go with Bear as the first name for their son. And then Payne came forward and corroborated this report. “Liam and Cheryl couldn’t decide on a name for ages and kept toing and froing between options,” wrote the newspaper, adding: “But they both loved Bear and settled on it a few days ago. Despite the sleepless nights, the couple are completely smitten with little Bear.” Upon reading this article, TV’s adventurer Bear Grylls tweeted at Liam, writing the following: “Great choice! Love & blessings to you guys as you start on the greatest adventure… @CherylOfficial @LiamPayne.” HA! Even better? Payne replied! “Thanks man hope he grows with an ounce of your courage! Your a boss,” wrote back Liam. The question now is when Payne and Cole will get married . Let’s face it: the question now is also this: Is Bear the most ridiculous name any celebrity has ever given to his or her offspring? Bottom 10? Bottom five? As you can see below, there are plenty of contenders for this (dis)honor… View Slideshow: 30 Most Ridiculous Celebrity Baby Names of All Time
It may be quite some time before we find out exactly what’s going on between Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson. Insiders say Cleveland Cavaliers forward has dumped Khloe in order to eliminate off-court distractions, but we may not know for sure until the Cavs are eliminated from the playoffs – or King James and company manage to slay the giants coming out of the West for a repeat championship. One thing we do know for sure is that the odds of Khloe ever getting back together with Lamar Odom are virtually non-existent. Khloe and Lamar’s divorce was finalized back in December, and while Odom has expressed hopes for a reconciliation, Khloe seems to have fully moved on. Back in March we learned that Odom is dating a Khloe look-alike , and while that may seem like an encouraging sign that he’s finally ready to leave his marriage in the past, sources close to the former NBA star say that’s not actually the case. According to OK! magazine, Khloe believes that Lamar still wants her back , and his decision to get involved with a Khloe doppelganger is just the latest in a long line of attempts to make her notice him. “She assumes this new romance is another desperate attempt to catch her attention and she’s right,” one insider tells the site, adding: “Lamar’s obsessed with winning Khloe back, even though it will never happen.” Tipsters who know the former couple best say the indications that Odom still has Khloe on the brain go far beyond his decision to date a dead-ringer. In fact, they claim even the fact that he still lives in LA is a sign that he still pictures a future with his ex: “He promised to move back to New York and live with his dad once the divorce came though, but now he’s acting like a bigger fame whore than ever,” says one source. “The worst part of it is that he hits up all of Khloe’s favorite hangouts and still tries to force himself on her friends – even her family,” the insider adds. The worst part, sources claim, is that just as she was starting to feel like she and her ex was getting to a place where they could be friends, Khloe is now back to fearing that she’s not safe around Lamar. Witnesses claim that back in March, Odom tried to fight Thompson following an argument over Khloe, and the incident left the reality star feeling as though she may soon need legal protection. “She’ll end up having to take out a restraining order eventually,” says one anonymous friend. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom: Romance Rewind … Then Unwind
I really find Bella Hadid an ugly bitch… I don’t know if it’s her bird face, the injections she’s put in her bird face, the fact that she’s overrated and has no ass, or if I just don’t like her overall success for being some other useless undeserving rich kid’s sister, you know who picked up the shittier gigs from brands trying to associate with the Arab LA rich garbage… I do know that even when she’s walking around in a sheer outfit, for attention, I find her an ugly bitch….overrated garbage…and it’s pretty clear why the her sister makes more than her, The Weeknd fucked off on her for some Selena Gomez, and all that shit…because she is really not that great…but she’s fashion people…because fashion are a bunch of groupie whores… The post Bella Hadid isn’t Cute in a See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OK, so maybe I need to stop questioning why Emily Ratajkowski has over 12.5 million followers on Instagram. Because if she’s going to keep putting up pictures like this on a regular basis, she deserves even more. Like 100-200 million more. Whatever it takes to keep Emily from actually getting a real job and keeps her Instagram model career going. So come on people. Do your part.