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Heidi Klum Topless Ice Cream Tits of the Day

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Klum is a smut producer. This is her smut. She has been involved in the smut industry, sure the higher end, mainstream smut industry, but the smut industry nonetheless. People jerk off to her and have forever. She has taken her German pragmatic approach to smut, to life, and has a pretty lucrative career from being that SMUT. She has been doing this for decades at this point, and now her toplessness includes food, ice cream for the fat Americans who love tits and Ice Cream on old ladies…. I am more interested in thinking about her sex with Seal, back when she was breeding with Seal, as he would fucking destroy her with his arm lengthed penis, in what I can imagine looks like a german sex club, leather and scat dripping off the fucking walls set to weird electro music… Here she is at an event…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Topless Ice Cream Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Model Getting Butt Injections and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just a Simple Man VS an Escalator Englishman Shoots Gun like Faggot Lion Attacks Trainer Mosquito Swarm Kid’s Leg Gets Stuck in Escalator Nude Artist of the DAy The post Model Getting Butt Injections and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up… The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck… Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love! The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Celine Farach in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Celine Farach is some chick with a lot of instagram followers, who does photoshoots for bikini companies and has a big round booty…see video: Here’s a video of her booty… Apparently, this is one of her photoshoots, and I would have so many very important things about her, but I have never heard of her, I don’t know who she sleeps with for money, or for security, and I don’t even know if I really like her…because I don’t take the time to get to know all the smut that is being posted to social media…I just know that all the garbage behind the smut…like that this girl thinks she’s hot and important..or a business..makes her far more annoying than just her tits…so I keep things pretty superfical…and I guess so does she….Celine Farach we are so the same. The post Celine Farach in Some Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Montana Fishburne Arrest of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Montana Fishburne is amazing… She is the Laurence Fishburne daughter and failed sex tape star we grew to love and forgot about, because some celebrity daughters take the right route, like this one, while others become Hailey Baldwin or some shit… She was pulled over for a DUI, found with an open bottle of booze in her car, but the highlight isn’t when she tells the cop to let her off because they are both Latino and Donald Trump means they must stay together… The Highlight of the video is when she takes a pee on the side of the road…and the cop just allows it…because what the fuck are you really going to do…when a girl pulls her underwear off and calls herself a ratchet… This is what I want all Celeb daughters to be, gutter, porn acting, mentally unstable, criminal record holding….queens… Fuck that “MET GALA”…all the other bratty kids go, this is where things should be…broken, empty, daddy was too busy and famous, this is how I try to get his attention, shit…PERFECT… TO SEE HER SEX TAPE TRAILER OR CLIP : CLICK HERE MAGICAL MAGIC… The post Montana Fishburne Arrest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Jean Underwood – Naturalist of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Jean Underwood is a mid-30s naturalist, who I guess is into nature and camping and all the beautiful things the country has to offer. She hikes, she poses next to waterfalls and other amazing things, and she documents it in the most slutty and self involved way… But for some reason, I think it’s an interesting hook. I mean she was in Playboy at 18, she tried to do some legit hosting, she fell into obscurity, and she made a serious and aggressive instagram comeback…. I don’t think she’s making any money doing this shit, because she pushes private snap chats and private instagrams and sells monthly memberships to her smut…but if it finances her great trips to these great places…where she can produce her smut…I am all for it.. We live in a world where everyone gets naked for instagram, in all the same poses, and places…at least some effort goes into this…and she’s a veteran and expert…as it is all she’s known..other than Ryan Seacrests daytime TV dick… SO I support, I don’t pay her monthly subscription fees, but I’ll promote her for free, and not make fun of what is seemingly a wonderful thing! I like that despite being freezing, she still gets naked, it is wonderful. Here’s more: The post Sara Jean Underwood – Naturalist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus in Bed Selfie of the Day

Posted on September 24, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone makes a big deal about celebrity “personal pics’, that I am a firm believer should be considered “public domain” because the celebrities have made a shitload of money directly off the public. It’s not like they sold us anything practical or something we needed to better our lives…they sold us their smut, polluted our minds with their gossip, and really anything they do should belong to us. I believe that if this was the 1500s, they court jester would get mauled for a bad joke by a group that wouldn’t go to jail because he deserved it… That said, everything these people do is smut…it is selling their soul for morally devoid values… So Miley Posting this in bed selfie….is no different than a spread vag shot…and Miley singing one of her songs on the radio we all have to listen to..is far far worst… All this to say, at least Miley’s putting her smut out there and not crying about it like Kate Upton the other gang of selfie narcissits nude pic taking harlots…

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Tara Reid’s Homeless Crackhead Who Has Given Up of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As someone who loves crackwhores like Tara Reid loves LA and London, because I have have had some of the best sexual experiences with greasy, unshowered, haggard, women in soiled clothing….at least in terms of cost…cuz I figure skinny, emaciated, desperate, down on her luck, dirty and addicted to a variety of substances leads to more bang for my buck…so to me these pics of Tara Reid are more promising than any Red Carpet or glamorous event I’ve seen her attend, it’s even better than any VIP spring break party that hasn’t ended in the last decade she’s been caught up in, because I know under this sweatshirt are fake tits, and a hurting soul, who is going to make the wrong choices to get herself back to that happy place she was once at…and these damaged bitches always do that through sex…it’s a basic human need and only a small step away to the whoring of herself she’s used to…. Seriously, I’d totally bang Tara Reid from these pics in a back alley for 40 dollars tax in and you would too and I think that’s really what we need to focus on when we see such a mess of a human…

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Candice Swanepoel Sexy Lingerie Costumes of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess we’re already talking about Halloween now that summer is over. That’s depressing, except that Halloween brings out the fucking sluts and not just the obvious sluts you can easily identify on the street, in the club, at school….but Halloween digs deep into a bitch to find her inner slut, leading to the most tame bitch who works the Library harder than any cock, to be half naked and I love sluts….. I also love Candice Swanepoel, I’m sure it is real love, you know since I’ve never met her, have no interest in meeting her, and really just enjoy looking at her in picture, cuz I don’t have to hear her run her stupid spoiled model mouth, and I’ve never jerked off to her pics, cuz they are corporate and tame, but she is hot and easy on the eye and if that’s not real love, if that doesn’t define the burning emotion you feel for someone you would die for, then I don’t know what love is, but I want you to show me…but only if you have nice tits.

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Solange Knowles Nasty Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Me and Solange go way back. She was one of the only people using twitter back when it first started, you know because living in Beyonce’s shadow her whole life gave her a deep rooted need to be heard, anywhere she could be heard, and the twitter was apparently that answer because unwanted pregnancy and a shitty music career didn’t do shit for her. She blocked me within the first week, along with Ashton Kutcher and pretty much every other celeb on twitter because I’m just that good at twitter and that’s why you should follow me on twitter … because lets face it…the smut I write is substantially better than the smut that is in Solagne’s bikini bottoms in these pics….it looks like she pissed herself…I hear that’s what dogs do when they get excited….so it makes sense…but I took her for more of a fucking bottom feeding pig…in what may be the biggest fucking bottoms I’ve ever seen on a bitch…cuz I guess she’s got someting to hide…something I call sloppiness…

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