Come on VOGUE! Apparently being the child of Madonna means you grow up around a lot of really interesting characters who can either teach you how to Zoolander or body board with the best of them. Oh and nannies with nice fannies are a bonus. Rocco hung out with mom’s boytoy Brahim and a friend at the hotel pool in Sao Paulo while his sister Mercy and brother David Banda had a blast body boarding at Ipanema Beach with a nanny and security guard. GSIMedia
Man Gets Stuck In The Wall While Trying To Break Out Of Prison A Brazil prisoner is being treated for injuries after he unsuccessfully tried to break out of the facility and got stuck in the wall. via Yahoo News Maybe for the imprisoned, any plan to break from jail sounds like a good one. But for this oversized inmate, what could have been a great escape turned into a big disaster. The Brazilian prisoner was trying to squeeze out of a hole in the wall smashed open with a shower pipe by fellow escapees. The tattooed and bald convict tried to wriggle through after a smaller man, but he got stuck midway, half his body touching freedom, and his legs and middle stuck back in the prison. While prisoners on the inside tried unsuccessfully to push him through, Rafael Valadão’s yells of pain alerted the authorities to the plan. The prisoner who made it out managed to climb over a 15-foot wall and has not been found. Valadão is being treated for a possible fractured rib. LMAO. Photo Credit: Journal Populacional
Nurgul Yesilcay is a 36 year ld Turkish actress and it turns out that she’s fucking amazing…Obviously I have never heard of her…because I am not arab, turkish or really into that whole scene…I have a hard enough time keeping tabs on the Disney child stars falling off in America…to bother polluting my brain with these internation obscurities that I wouldn’t mind polluting with my genitals… This is for GQ Turkey and it’s good.
Alessandra Ambrosio is rolling around on the beach for Made in Brazil….a magazine and photoshoot that reminds me of the one thing I wish that was made in brazil…an Alessandra and Jesus Martinez creampie in a seedy hotel room…or her dripping off my face…or really…anything sexual with this lovely mom who has the body of someone who isn’t a mom… That said, I dig brazil…and I dig brazilians, even the trannies are ok…and I am not just because of their Bum Bum contests… Here are the Ambrosio pics…
Brazil played host to the Miss BumBum contest Friday night in Sao Paulo. But before the ladies hit the stage, they hit the gym to make sure them cakes was lookin’ right and tight (roight and toight!!!) The contest, which is one of the world’s most popular beauty competitions, is only in it’s second year. It pits 27 finalists from each of Brazil’s 16 states and the federal district in Brasilia against each other. Hit the flip to see some of the favorites as they prepared.
I know Sophie Turner’s rocking body is one the industry she has been trying to be a part of doesn’t give a fuck about…. I know that she is forced to take pics of herself…for the internet and her creepy fans…cuz no one gives a fuck about her….at least not the right people her 35 year old ass is probably too old and too replaceable to bother with…. I know she’s a lawyer….with a law degree cuz she didn’t believe in herself as a model and figured it was the smart back-up plan….. But I think what she needs to do…is focus her energy on that hook, you know the fact she’s a lawyer and looks like a hooker…cuz maybe people will stop complaining about the outrageously hourly rates lawyers are notorious for…and maybe…if all lawyers looked like this, dressed like this, the reputation of the lawyer would be closer to that of a hooker…cuz if they are fucking you up the ass…they might as while have fake tits, ass, hair and tans and be in bikinis about it….since paying for half naked girls never gets complaints… It’s a new business model…merge one hourly rate profession everyone hates with another one everyone loves… I am a genius…and so are Sophie Turner’s self shot pics.
I posted some of the pics from this Izabel Goulart shoot the other day…I wasn’t sure what it was for…but I had a feeling it was going to be good and it turns out it is for Elle Brazil….and it turns out that what I saw was just a glimpse into her rocking fucking body…all toned, lean, long and lovely…almost making me wonder why she was fired from Victoria’s Secret, when shit like this is all Victoria’s Secret needs to make me forget they are the most boring company in fashion and lingerie in the game…they just happen to be the evil big beast that we can’t fucking avoid…and the women they recruit…or abduct with promises of fame…who they likely underpay cuz they know so many other girls would DIE to be in their position…just happen to be fucking amazing to fucking look at….especially when being shot by better photogs…for better publications…without the concern of Christian midwesterns showing up at the Ohio office with torches and a lynch mob…cuz Jesus and the Evangelical church they are members of do not promote or accept lingerie models who don’t have their nipples photoshopped out…..
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Kristen Stewart/ Robert Pattinson relationship update to bring you news regarding their upcoming professional project together. Something about vampire and werewolves and hybrid young girls. Perhaps you’ve heard of it? Summit Entertainment has released a new Breaking Dawn Part 2 featurette, which takes fans behind the scenes of the November 16 release. Click Play now and listen to stars such as Stewart, Pattinson, Ashley Greene and others give us an idea of what to expect next month: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Featurette
Readers may be more familiar with the ever-chaning Willow Smith hairstyles than they are with this veyr young artist’s voice, but the offspring of Will and Jada has set out to change that. By covering the biggest artist of her generation. Smith has posted a video of herself singing the chorus from Adele’s ” Skyfall ,” the theme song for this year’s new James Bond movie. Does she do the track justice? Would you buy this as a single? Listen and decide now: Willow Smith – “Skyfall”
