Skinny – mid 30s – mom – Brazilian – Alessandra Ambrosio is on some yacht in a bikini with a bunch of other models, because this is what models do when they aren’t getting paid too much money to stand around in a bikinis or half naked or whatever it is they do. It’s nice to see these women pool their money together to have a fun girl’s vacation – I mean if you can afford it, why not take advantage! Right? I mean there is no way that they are guests of some Billionaire….because they are power women and can pay their own damn bills… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hard to believe, but it’s been 16 years since Michael Phelps put the swimming world on notice – and became a household name. Becoming the youngest male to make the U.S. Olympic team in nearly 7 decades, the Baltimore Bullet quickly became a legend. This year, he will compete in his fifth Olympic games, and needless to say, a lot has changed in his life in the years since he first hit the global stage. In February of last year, Phelps got engaged to Nicole Johnson . In May, Phelps welcomed his first child , a boy named Boomer. Needless to say, he’s come a long way since the brash, occasionally trouble-prone young man we met so many years ago. And now, there are rumors that Phelps, still only 31, may have recently passed another milestone in his personal life. You may have seen the headlines pop up in your social media feed: Something along the lines of ” Is Michael Phelps Married ?” Well, as it happens, that question mark is there for a reason. Because, as far as anyone knows, Phelps and Johnson did not get hitched in a quickie pre-Rio ceremony, as some folks are claiming. We imagine the couple will walk down the aisle shortly after the games, but thus far, they have yet to announce any specific plans. And why rush things at this point? They already have a baby together, and despite global health concerns, Phelps is going to the Olympics, not war. They may as well wait, and hopefully Phelps will come home with some new hardware to wear to the ceremony. Just kidding; there’s no way the guy could walk with all the medals he’s won around his neck at this point. So our premature congrats go out to Michael and Nicole! All these two have to do now is steer clear of those Brazilian mosquitoes and put past mistakes behind them. Sorry, Taylor Lianne Chandler . We couldn’t resist.
Maxim claims to know everything about women — except how to tell them apart. Especially, when they’re not white. Supermodel Joan Smalls called out the men’s bible for mistaking her for another dusky beauty, Brazilian catwalker Lais Ribeiro. “Get your sh*t together,” she blasted on Snapchat over the weekend while opening the mag to a […]
This is an Ellen Page titty screengrab from a movie she’s in called Into The Forest… Ellen Page is the canadian girl who played JUNO the pregnant teen and for a period of time was in the news, was a lot of hype but at 29, the only interesting thing she’s done is lesbianism. I like calling lesbians lesbians because they get so mad about it, because all lesbians are intense and angry, uptight and passionate about being the worst…and they say shit like “don’t define me by who I love”….even thought I don’t judge or care who they love…they just like to be dramatic about shit…and when it comes to them talking about themselves, they never shut up about being a lesbian….”as a lesbian woman”…”from my lesbian perspective”…because like VEGANS lesbians love you knowing they are lesbians, but they hate when you call them lesbians…they demand a safe space…. I don’t get along with lesbians..but I love what they do with pussies… I could have lived a pretty inadequate life never seeing Ellen Page tits..and now that I’ve seen her tits…I can go back to living a pretty inadequate life..having seen her tits…but confident I already forgot them…because they’re just tits…. The post Ellen Page Lesbian Tits in a Movie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who looks German and who’s name is German, because her family heritage is German and who I’ll pretend was raised by a Nazi War criminal family that escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..and she’s the third generation…all Aryan..not because I like Nazi or Nazi spawn…I am not a Nazi Sympathizer even if I understand why Nazi’s went along with orders, not because the Jews are a horrible people, I adore Jewish women, except Amy Schumer but because if everyone around you is telling you to do something, and if you don’t do it, you get killed…sometimes it’s easier to go along with it… I just think it’s funny to call a girl a Nazi with Nazi grandfather until she breaks and give me blowjobs…because Brazilian models with German roots always want to give me Blowjobs when I call them Nazis… This is some lame shoot…but she’s doing the Arm Bra…boom… The post Aline Weber’s Hand Bra for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You've heard of boob jobs. You're familiar with nose jobs. Thanks to Kylie Jenner , you probably also now know that some folks surgically enhance their lips. But did you know that some people also get butt implants? And that the following celebrities are rumored to have done so? It's true! 1. Erica Mena The Love and Hip Hop New York star looks like she may topple over sometimes. She talks openly about her boob job, but has remained mum so far on chatter that she has also had her butt done. 2. Blac Chyna Rob Kardashian’s fiancee is certainly proud of her rear end. Does that mean it’s not all natural? Study and decide for yourself. 3. Jenna Jameson She’s a famous porn star. We know a lot of stuff may have been in Jenna Jameson’s butt. But people also think some stuff has gone into making it look different. 4. K. Michelle This singer has owned up to her butt implants, telling The Huffington Post: “I got my boobs done, I had fat transferred to my butt, I sucked out the stomach. You know, just normal women things; and they say, ‘are you really going to do this surgery?’ I said, ‘Yes, because it’s my life.’ And I’m not ashamed. I’m not ashamed of wanting to suck the rolls out of my stomach.” 5. Kailyn Lowry Kailyn Lowry bared it all on Snapchat after she received a Brazilian butt lift from Dr. Michael Salzhauer, who told Radar Onlone: “A Brazilian butt lift involves liposuction. We take fat from areas you don’t want it, separate out the fat and the blood, give you back the blood, and the fat is processed and injected back in [to the butt].” 6. Kenya Moore Kenya Moore has been the subject of plastic surgery rumors ever since landing on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. NeNe Leakes once said she has a “fake booty.” View Slideshow
Her name is Hailey Baldwin. She is best known as the girl who is in the top 4 invites from the Jenners and the Hadids, who isn’t really invited to these events on her own, but under the pretense that she’ll bring her more famous, successful, all for doing the same thing as Hailey Baldwin, to the event…. She’s banged Bieber and probably a bunch of other people. She’s even booked some campaigns, because she’s “relevant enough”…. As they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, where the tree is bootleg actor Stephen Baldwin – who may or may not have had a minute of credibility thanks to leveraging his brother’s name, with Born on the Fourth of July, The Usual Suspects…etc…before falling into the D-List, really fucking hard, being on reality TV pitching to Donald Drump….before financing his instagram slut he calls his daughter’s lifestyle of being an instagram slut…despite claiming to be a CHRISTIAN, while nothing about this girl, other than her half Brazilian ass…is very Christian…but I guess…some of you would think the young body is….a religious experience…like me….skinny girls in one piece bathing suits… The post The Number One Jenner and Hadid Sister Groupie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kéfera Buchmann is a a Brazilian actress, youtuber and comedian….apparently…. She’s got 6.9 Million Followers on her Instagram …. and she’s not even that hot…we can assume its because the general public has ZIKA virus and their small brains can’t help buy buy into her… I’ve never been to Brazil, but I know it is the land high AIDS rate and TRANNY prostitute availability makes it a place you probably don’t want to find yourself…it’s the reason AIDS has been included in some famous PORN scenes…not to mention I visit LIVELEAK daily (click stepNEWS in the header) and all the most fucked up murders happen in Brazil…but that doesn’t mean it’s not amazing… Like you, I have been fed that Brazilian models with nice round ass, who may or may not have penis, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret team loving their asses..so I am a believer, even if this Kefera Buchmann is not that exciting – even in her “scandal” for more press, because what the hell else is there to do when you’ve already got 6.9 Million followers.. The post Kefera Buchmann Topless on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kéfera Buchmann is a a Brazilian actress, youtuber and comedian….apparently…. She’s got 6.9 Million Followers on her Instagram …. and she’s not even that hot…we can assume its because the general public has ZIKA virus and their small brains can’t help buy buy into her… I’ve never been to Brazil, but I know it is the land high AIDS rate and TRANNY prostitute availability makes it a place you probably don’t want to find yourself…it’s the reason AIDS has been included in some famous PORN scenes…not to mention I visit LIVELEAK daily (click stepNEWS in the header) and all the most fucked up murders happen in Brazil…but that doesn’t mean it’s not amazing… Like you, I have been fed that Brazilian models with nice round ass, who may or may not have penis, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret team loving their asses..so I am a believer, even if this Kefera Buchmann is not that exciting – even in her “scandal” for more press, because what the hell else is there to do when you’ve already got 6.9 Million followers.. The post Kefera Buchmann Topless on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
