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A “Lil Positivity”: Drizzy Drake Stunts On You Uneducated Hoes And Finally Graduates From High School

Posted on October 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

“I’m so, I’m so proud of you…” Now Drake is 25 sittin’ on $25 mil… and a diploma! The Young Money star shared the exciting news with his Twitter fans writing: ”One of the greatest feelings in my entire life. As of tonight I have graduated high school!” Drizzy even revealed his excellent grades, adding, ”97 per cent on my final exam. 88 per cent in the course.” The hitmaker admitted that he had worked hard for the result, and thanked one special individual in particular. ”Thank you to my teacher Kim Janzen for spending the last 5 months working tirelessly with me!! OVO SOUND.” At the young age of 15, Aubrey Drake Graham dropped out of high school when he won a role as a disabled basketball star on the Canadian TV show Degrassi: The Next Generation. In an early interview with Complex Music, he described how he took on the role to financially support his family. ”The only money I had coming in was off Canadian TV, which isn’t that much money when you break it down.” Congratulations, Drake! Is Harvard next? Popdust Source

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MGM’s Post-Bankruptcy Plan: Remakes of Your Favorite Movies

Posted on February 18, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Good news first: MGM must have read Moveline’s list of films that can never be remade! Whew! But now for the bad news: We forgot to include Robocop and Poltergeist , and now reboots/sequels for these classics are on MGM’ s post-bankruptcy list of projects in development. They would also like to remake Mr. Mom and Taylor Hackford’s The Idolmaker . But hey, at least they’ve got one original project in the pipeline… Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters . In 3-D. Other news: I’m going back to bed. [ Variety ]

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Weekend Forecast: Happy President’s Day! Hollywood Hates You

Posted on February 18, 2011 by | Leave a comment

I think it was Abraham Lincoln who said, “A man in a frock is a box-office lock.” Or was that Franklin Roosevelt? I get them confused sometimes. I do know that our current president Barack Obama famously uttered the enduring proverb, “Holy Christ, they made another Big Momma movie? Michelle, hide the girls!” And you don’t even want to know what he said about the rest of the President’s Day weekend’s multiplex line-up. Let’s break it down as quickly and painlessly as possible:

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Blake Lively’s Oral Fixation of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am sure she’s not picking cum out of her teeth, mainly cuz unless you’re like me and you haven’t had an orgasm in a decade, I highly doubt the consistency of the semen she’d be taking in her mouth would be a gummy solid…..but thinking she’s got her fingers in her mouth for strictly sexual reasons, whether it be a product of sexual activity, or a precursor to sexual activity is a hell of a lot better than thinking she’s just got an gum picking compulsion that calms her, like cutting….because it brings back a calmness she felt as a child losing her baby teeth, or that she’s picking old food out of her teeth that is starting to smell…or even that she’s dealing scabs from cosmetic dental work cuz she has an image to maintain…. And all this is to say, whatever she’s sucking, whether fingers, candy, bottles of booze or cock, oral fixations are a good personality trait on bitches you want to fuck, so even if this is mildly disgusting, and they are dressed fucking boring, it’s still porn to me…cuz disgusting has never stopped me from getting my mouth dirty…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her. You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change… I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Saved by the Bell of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s funny when you break it down and realize that Jennifer Love Hewitt is a middle-aged bitch destined to live in a house full of cats cuz no one wants to end up with her. You know some high maintenance shit that’s too irritating to be around after fucking her in sex that ended with you ensuring you pulled out prematurely so that there’s no chance of knocking her up…unless I got the chance to K-Fed her, in which case all that would change… I remember I watched this girl’s tits when she was a teen heartthrob, I remember I watched her tits when she was in movies, I remember I watched her tits disappear for a while, I remember I watched her tits get engaged, I watched her tits get fat, I watched her tits get dumped, I watched her tits lose the weight cuz she was sad and trying to get revenge on being dumped, I watched her tits get locked into a relationship with Jamie Kennedy Experiment to try to promote a dying show that was about to get cancelled, we watched her tits as that show get cancelled, and now I just watch her tits….far less interesting than they were at one time….but these tits will always hold a place in my pervert mind…as long as I ignore those fat calves…..and eagerness to find a husband in her eyes…

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Oscar Index: Inception, ‘Steak Eaters’ on the Move

Posted on December 29, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Well, here we go: Nomination ballots are in Academy voters’ mailboxes as of this week, meaning that the ” [m]ost over-covered, over-considered Oscar season ever ” just became that much more over-covered and over-considered. How can we ever hope to break it down? To the Index!

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How Will Americans Spend the Obama Tax Cuts? [Infographics]

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on How Will Americans Spend the Obama Tax Cuts? [Infographics]

The House of Representatives just approved the $858 billion tax package brokered between Republicans and President Obama! How will Americans in the lowest, highest, and median income brackets be spending that money? We break it down in a handy chart. More

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Jersey Shore Fresh-to-Death Report Card: ‘The Letter’

Posted on August 27, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Last night’s episode of Jersey Shore was called “The Letter,” much like that annoying Joe Cocker song everyone keeps singing on American Idol . JWOWW and Snooki used their best ALL CAPS warning to alert Sammi of Ronnie’s “true pig” ways, but were they successful? Let’s break it down using the fairest rubric of all: the Fresh-to-Death Report Card.

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"I’ll Cut Your Fingers Off!’: Mad Men Recapped

Posted on August 23, 2010 by | Leave a comment

The Japanese are coming! It should be cause for celebration at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, but instead served as the trigger for an epic orgy of scheming, loathing and throat-slashing agita — just the way we like our mid-season Mad Men . That it entitles Roger Sterling to some of his most historic one-liners is merely a bonus. Let’s break it down.

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