Are you familiar with the growing trend of #TransformationTuesday? It’s a growing trend on Instagram where users publish before-and-after shots of important events in their lives, depicting all the weight they’ve lost after a run of weeks at the gym, for instance. Or, in the case of some schmo named “cjkarl11” online, it’s a chance to dump your girlfriend in the most passive aggressive way known to man. Seriously, if you think your breakup sucked, imagine being this girl: 10 Heart-Breakingly Hilarious Breakup Texts Open Slideshow 1. #TransformationTuesday Breakup Ouch. This is not the way you want #TransformationTuesday to go. Not at all. View As List 1. #TransformationTuesday Breakup Ouch. This is not the way you want #TransformationTuesday to go. Not at all. 2. Take the Hint! If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try to break that heart again. 3. At Least It Was Mutual See, it really is possible to have a mutual breakup. 4. Happening for a Reason Some things really do happen for a reason. Like a couple who discusses major life issues over text message not making it. 5. Welcome to Dumpsville We choose to believe this text is real. Because it’s downright hilarious! 6. Ex Games We really hope this guy got back together with this girl after this exchange. 7. SmartphOWNED! Roses are red, violets are blue… this person needs to work on her rhyme scheme. 8. Breakup Mixup I’m not dumped? Yes! Wait a minute… 9. This… Is… Awkward What’s worse than being told your wife wants a divorce? Well… 10. A Hairy Situation Yes, it’s your hair. What else could it be?!? Hang in there, syd_ross. There are MUCH better fish in the sea.
Already seen as a bad influence on his son, Jeremy Bieber now stands accused of breaking a woman’s jaw 12 years ago. Alicia Wadden, a mother of one, alleges that Justin Bieber’s dad kicked her “kung-fu style” in the face, fracturing it in two places and leaving her unable to eat solid food for two months. It’s unclear what kind of relationship Wadden had with Bieber at the time of this supposed incident, but she says it began verbally and then escaped after she slapped Jeremy across the cheek. “Then out of nowhere, he kicked me in the face and I fell to the ground,” Wadden tells The Daily Mail. “I must’ve been knocked out because all I remember is waking up and not being able to close my mouth.” Wadden livd just a few block away from a hospital at the time and says she ran there afterward with bits of her tooth falling down her throat. Back then, she accepted $1,000 from Jeremy Bieber to remain quiet, but is coming forward now as a warning to Justin. “He seems to look up to his dad, but he needs to know what he is really like,” Alicia says. “I used to be a huge fan of Justin, I would always think how nice and polite he was, but his dad is a terrible influence on him. He thinks he can get away with anything he does, but I want him to know he can’t.” Jeremy Bieber already has a bad reputation. He was on board a private plane with his son in February in which Jeremy and Justin were extreme abusive to flight attendants and reportedly very high as well. Joe Jonas also came out recently and said he isn’t surprised about Justin Bieber’s downfall because his dad is a party animal . “Justin needs to realize that his dad isn’t the man he seems to think he is,” Wadden concludes. “He looks up to him and that is dangerous because it seems he wants to behave like him to win his approval.”
Sounds like Andi Dorfman is no Juan Pablo Galavis. As in not every dude will be scrambling to leave The Bachelorette of their own volition or hate her at the end. After her infamous breakup on The Bachelor, Andi is ready to put the past behind her and find love as the woman handing out the roses this summer on ABC. She’s already making quite the impression on potential suitors, too … The hot Assistant District Attorney from Atlanta, who dumped Juan Pablo HARD on The Bachelor, is a fan favorite among the guys and staff member alike. “Andi is awesome,” a source who works on the show says. “The guys love her as do the producers. Such a breath of fresh air after the Juan Pablo debacle!” “She is taking it extremely seriously. It’s going well, which isn’t to say there aren’t some bumps. But overall it is looking like a really good season.” Andi Dorfman proved she was ready to find love after she was named the next Bachelorette on the After the Final Rose special, telling host Chris Harrison: “I feel all in. I feel mentally in, emotionally all in , physically all in. I am in a place in my life where I’m just so ready for this … I’ve never felt better in my life. I’m just excited.” For those who are unfamiliar with Andi, she DESTROYED Juan Pablo after making it to the top three, calling their time in the fantasy suite “a nightmare.” Here’s hoping that her dreams come true on The Bachelorette , which kicks off May 19 on ABC. Are you excited for the new season? Comment and vote below: Andi Dorfman as The Bachelorette: Good choice? Totally! Team Andi FTW! No. I prefer Nikki or Clare! No! Someone new for a change! View Poll » Andi Dorfman Photos: The Next Bachelorette! Open Slideshow 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. View As List 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. 2. Your Next Bachelorette Atlanta hottie Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette in 2014. 3. Andi Dorfman Photo Andi Dorfman may be the frontrunner to become the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. 4. Andi Dorfman Picture Andi Dorfman may be the top frontrunner to be the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. She’s got the looks for it! 5. Andi: The Bachelorette 2014? Andi Dorfman is about to become The Bachelorette next season. That is our prediction anyway. 6. Andi Dorfman Head Shot Andi Dorfman, an Atlanta Assistant D.A., is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 7. Andi Dorfman Instagram Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 8. Andi and Juan Pablo Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo meet on The Bachelor. Will she win this season? 9. Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis Picture Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis pose for a selfie. Back before she hated him so hard. 10. Andi Dorfman and Friends Andi Dorfman and her friends from The Bachelor celebrating a night watching the insane show. 11. Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt from The Bachelor reenact a scene from the show. 12. Andi Dorfman, Juan Pablo Photo Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis pose for a cute photo. One of the few. 13. Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor. This was before it went south HARD. 14. Andi Dorfman is The Bachelorette Andi Dorfman is The Bachelorette 2014. And a quality candidate she is. 15. Andi Dorfman: The Bachelorette 2014! Andi Dorfman is The Bachelorette 2014. We would accept those roses any day.
If we were on the receiving end of the following text messages, we’d likely be broken-hearted. But good news, readers: we were not! So, instead crying tears of sadness over a relationship coming to an end, we can all shed tears of hilarity of how these relationships came to an end. One concluded via poem; another via a reference to Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber ; and a couple over some really embarrassing mix-ups. Sit back, scroll through these awkward texts now and be thankful you didn’t open your phone to any of them… 9 Heart-Breakingly Hilarious Breakup Texts Open Slideshow 1. Take the Hint! If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try to break that heart again. View As List 1. Take the Hint! If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try to break that heart again. 2. At Least It Was Mutual See, it really is possible to have a mutual breakup. 3. Happening for a Reason Some things really do happen for a reason. Like a couple who discusses major life issues over text message not making it. 4. Welcome to Dumpsville We choose to believe this text is real. Because it’s downright hilarious! 5. Ex Games We really hope this guy got back together with this girl after this exchange. 6. SmartphOWNED! Roses are red, violets are blue… this person needs to work on her rhyme scheme. 7. Breakup Mixup I’m not dumped? Yes! Wait a minute… 8. This… Is… Awkward What’s worse than being told your wife wants a divorce? Well… 9. A Hairy Situation Yes, it’s your hair. What else could it be?!?
