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Adriana Lima Does Her Supermodel Thing

Here’s Adriana Lima doing that supermodel thing that she does where my pants get tighter and I start to get a little light headed. I don’t know what this photoshoot is for, but supermodels in sexy boots have always been one of my favorite things. When I was a young boy my grandfather used to take me to the supermodel store to stare at the latest models and I remember thinking that when I’m older I’d like to have one of my own. I later found out that it was a strip club not a store and that sometimes even something beautiful can give you a very uncomfortable rash. The moral of the story…. Never wear shorts to a strip club.

Amy Winehouse Confuses My Crotch

Speaking of uncomfortable rashes, here’s Amy Winehouse out the other night doing her drunken musician act for the cameras. This chick is obviously a train wreck, but there’s something about her that’s got my attention. I’m not sure if you can tell what it is, I’ll give you a hint, it rhymes with ‘Holy Crap Her Tits Are Huge!!’ *Disclaimer* -simply because I want to stick my face in Amy Winehouse’s breasts does not in any way mean I find her the least bit attractive-