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First Look At Hilary Duff’s Post Baby Body

Now that Hilary Duff has squeezed a human being out of her vagina, that just sounds weird, I’ve been waiting patiently to see how her hotness has rebounded. Here she is out running some errands giving us a first look at her post baby body. Not bad. The booty looks good in those tight jeans and her new mommy breasts are quite lovely. All in all, everything looks to be in order. I don’t want to think about all the weird loose skin happening around the midriff. Eww.

Imogen Thomas’ Breasts Get A Workout

I like to think that I’m up to date on today’s physical fitness trends, I down energy drinks and do my daily calisthenics, but I don’t know what’s going on here. Here’s a chick named Imogen Thomas doing some sort of workout that involves cleaning up old tires from a beach in a tank top. Where did the parachute come from? Obviously when I’m talking about calisthenics I’m referring to my daily masturbation sessions. Believe me, the way I do it… It’s quite a workout

Crystal Harris Drops Some Runaway Cleavage

Here’s that chick, Crystal Harris , who was supposed to marry Playboy boss Hugh Hefner but decided that old wrinkly penis wasn’t her cup of tea and ditch him just days before their planned wedding. Nice. Of course she was considerate enough to wait until the old guy put her the cover introducing her as the next Mrs Hefner. Girls are the worst. Not that it affects me in anyway, I’m just glad she’s here with her breasts hanging out. I can’t believe she’s only twenty-five years old, I was going to say she’s looking pretty good, but that’s back when I thought she was in her forties. What the hell lady? I guess all those years with the old man really age a woman. Poor thing.

Lindsay Lohan’s Sexy Leather Legs

I’ve got to say that now that Lindsay Lohan has gone back to the red hair she’s gotten a whole hell of a lot hotter, at least in my books. She doesn’t look like a forty year old botoxed cougar looking for her third husband anymore. I like it. Not to mention that she decided to wear some tight leather pants for me, showing off those sexy Prison Leg Wrestling Champion legs of hers. Hot. I think I could probably take her.

Jennifer Walcott Works Her Sexy Costumes

Now this is more like it. This is a woman who knows how I want to finish off the week. Here’s Jennifer Walcott and her big tasty breasts and amazing booty modeling a whole bunch of sexy stripper costumes. I assume these are stripper costumes, women don’t wear this kind of thing unless they’re sitting on dude’s laps for a living… That or it’s halloween. Either way, I like it. Keep up the good work.

Sofia Vergara Takes Her Breasts Out

I’m not sure what to tell you about these pictures of super MILF Sofia Vergara out the other night, I posted pretty much these same exact shots yesterday so… I think you know the drill. Big soft latina breasts bouncing around in a nice dress. Good enough.

Nicki Minaj Giant Bikini Pictures

Ever since Nicki Minaj burst onto the scene like what two years ago, three years ago, I don’t really know, she’s been all over the place. Everywhere but on the beach in her bikini that is… Until now. Here she is shooting another one of her weird music videos in her hot pink bikini and creepy neon green hair. I don’t really give a crap about the hair, I’m more shocked by the size of that booty. Obviously I knew she had some junk back there, but this is insanity. How do you even get a thing like that? Damn!

Irina Shayk side breast

Irina Shayk is an absolutely gorgeous model and here in these posed for the camera pictures she is showing off the side of her breasts Continue reading

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Top Goodness

Alright, I don’t think I know what the hell to do with myself anymore. I’ve been trying to ignore the fact that this Spring Breakers movie is actually a thing now, but every day I keep getting hotter and hotter pictures of chicks on set. I don’t know what the hell I’m supposed to do anymore. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens looking like a real bad ass on her manly scooter during the filming of…. Ugh, I really don’t care about any of this. Do you’? I’m just pleased that her breasts are falling out of her bikini. Enjoy.

Jessica Biel Heats It Up For W Magazine

I was a little surprised to see these pictures of Jessica Biel looking sexy in the pages of W magazine. Don’t get me wrong, it was a nice surprise, the woman is a fine piece of work. But now that she’s engaged to that NSYNC douche, I just assumed he’d have her locked away in one of his mansions somewhere until it’s time for her to produce a dancing heir for him. I hate that guy.