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Irina Shayk Topless in FHM

I’m speechless…. Honestly, I mean we all know that Irina Shayk is one of the hottest women on the planet right now, she’s just so damn exotic, but I’m not sure I can handle these shots of her from FHM . Topless with her breasts squeezed together… Are you kidding me? I think I’m going to pass out, it’s a good think I work from my couch and I’ve got this delicious gin and tonic to settle my nerves. Well done lady.

Miley Cyrus Lets It All Hang Out

Here’s Miley Cyrus looking hot and a little disheveled getting out of what I can only imagine is one of her many luxury automobiles. There’s nothing like seeing a chick get out of a car with her breasts falling out and her pants undone, obviously I’d enjoy it more if she was getting out of my car, but I’ll take what I can get. Can’t even drive a car without undoing her pants… Stupid mom jeans.

Sarah Hyland In Some Tight Jeans

Apparently I forgot to post these pictures of Sarah Hyland like two weeks ago, I have a really hectic schedule of sifting through bikini pictures and masturbating, I can’t be expected to post everything right on time. I’m tired. Anyhow, the girl is hot so… better late than never.

Christina Hendricks Shows Off The Big Girls

I’m not someone who follows the BAFTA’s , I’m not even all that sure what they are to be honest, but any event that includes Christina Hendricks and her absolutely massive breasts is somewhere I want to be. Here she is showing off those perfect sweater mounds in some impressive cleavage shots. I’m not usually into redheads, they kind of frighten me, but I’ll make an exception for this hottie. I want her to smother me with those things. I’ll have paramedics standing by just in case. Call me.

Lucy Pinder And Her Big Breasted Friends

I think you’ve all been reading this site long enough now, at least I hope you have, that you know the way this crap works. I post pictures of a big breasted hottie like Lucy Pinder wearing practically nothing at all, make a few somewhat witty comments about my pants getting tight or the blood rushing away from my head, you stare at her massive chesticles for something like thirteen minutes, and we all leave happy. Begin.

Sarah Hyland Roller Bikini Girl Retaliation

After staring at the the shots of Ashley Tisdale I had up on the site earlier today for a few hours, the ones where she was holding hands with Sarah Hyland really got to me, so I had to do a post dedicated solely to Sarah’s perfect little bikini body too. It’s only fair. I know she’s only twenty years old now, but I still kind of feel guilty looking at this kind of thing. There’s something about a hot young chick sucking down an ice lolly in a bikini and rollerskates that just seems so wrong… In such a right way.

Vanessa Hudgens Perky Leather Breasts

As far as see through dress pictures go, these have got to be some of the absolute worst. Here’s Vanessa Hudgens on the red carpet for something, doing her best to make a terrible dress look good. I don’t understand this kind of thing, show it off or don’t show it off. I guess her perky little breast poking through that leather top are supposed to make up for it… It’s kinda working.

Naomi Watts Classy Swimsuit Pictures

I’ve always found Naomi Watts pretty sexy, in a classy ‘I have an accent’ kind of way, so these pictures are right up my alley. You can tell a woman is naturally sexy when she looks good in a one-piece swimsuit, it’s not an easy look to pull off. The best thing about these kinds of bathing suit is that they have to come completely off when they go to the bathroom. I find that kinda hot for some reason. I wonder what dirty talk sounds like with an accent.      

Karissa & Kristina Shannon Hotness Déjà Vu

Are these the same pictures of Kristina & Karissa Shannon that I had up on the site yesterday? They certainly look the same to me, but what do I know. I guess I don’t really care all that much, I mean like my grandfather always used to say, you can never have too many shots of sexy twins in tight outfits with their breasts hanging out.

Arianny Celeste Sure Knows What I Like

This Arianny Celeste hottie has really impressed me over the last little while, yesterday I had some shots of her in a hot bondage-like photoshoot with her breasts falling out and now I’ve got her in these angelic looking shots from Nuts magazine….. Also with her breasts falling out. Do you see a pattern here? What can I tell you, I like me some big breasts. Anyhow, the girl knows what we want to see and ain’t afraid to show it off. Well done.