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Lara Stone Will Make You Rock Hard

I’m not sure who this Lara Stone woman is, but so far I like what I see. Here she is at the GQ Men Of The Year Awards the other night showing off her sexy long legs and tight body. Is she a supermodel? She looks like a supermodel to me. I want to invite her to a party get her drunk and listen to her talk to me about how hard it is to be really really good looking… How nobody takes her seriously or lets her open a door or by a drink. Are we going to do this or not? Because they’re doing keg stands over there.

Jessica Simpson Wedding Postponed

“She thinks if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller,” a source tells the entertainment news magazine. “She#39;s never loved having a huge chest.” An interesting quote, since it made her about $100 million. Jessica Simpson is considering breast reduction surgery that may push back her November wedding, according to notoriously unreliable tabloid In Touch. “If some weight doesn#39;t come off soon, she might call off the wedding or get surgery,” says the source who is obviously BFF C

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Bridget Marquardt’s Big Fat Gypsy Cleavage

Obviously Playboy had a party over the weekend and yet again they neglected to invite The Tuna, apparently nobody likes me, luckily Bridget Marquart and her breasts got an invite. Here she is showing off that impressive cleavage in some sort of weird western hooker costume. I kind of like it. Actually she looks more like one of those weird slutty looking Gypsy teenage brides I’ve seen some chick channel I don’t remember the name of. VAG or PMS or something along those lines.

Get Your Skin Fix TONIGHT at 7pm EST on Sirius Radio Howard 101

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Anne Hathaway: Being Naked is Easier than Being British

Anne Hathaway gets pretty British affecting a Yorkshire accent in her new film One Day -and she also gets pretty topless in a skinny-dipping scene. (But don’t get too excited- our Skin Skout says Anne covers her breasts with her arms in the scene.) Of the two, she says, it’s much harder to pretend to be British than actually be naked: “I was more nervous about the accent than nudity….I mean, you can do sit-ups as prep for the nudity. But there aren’t a lot of vocal sit-ups that you can do.” Speaking of which, we’re doing sit-ups in our shorts right now. You were saying, Anne? “Maybe it’s because I have more experience in my life being naked than pretending to be British. So I got more comfortable quickly with the nudity than I did with the accent.” The moral of this story? If someone makes fun of your accent, just flash your tits. That’s what Anne Hathaway would do!

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Kendra Wilkinson Drops Some Fat Cleavage

It looks like Kendra Wilkinson and her big Playboy breasts hosted a pool party or something over the weekend. Obviously I wasn’t invited, because nobody cares about me or my stupid site, but I’m not bitter about it because I’ve got some pretty good shots of her fat cleavage and that’s all I really care about. I don’t remember her breasts being this large, maybe she had some work done, I like it. Her face is still as rotten as ever, but I don’t want to motorboat her face. more pictures of Kendra Wilkinson here

Lucy Pinder’s Breasts Are Absolutely Incredible

Do I really need to say anything about these pictures of Lucy Pinder busting out some awesome cleavage? You guys can’t be reading this. Why would you with those massive breasts staring you in the face? Maybe you’ve seen enough breasts to fill a lifetime and you’ve become a little disenchanted with them. That just sounds ridiculous. Look at those big things, they’re perfect, I’m not a religious man, but I imagine this is exactly what heaven looks like. I wouldn’t have any problem spending eternity nestled between those beauties. Amaze!

Scarlett Johansson Is A Slob

What’s all this garbage, it looks like Scarlett Johansson , but that can’t be right. I thought Scarlett was a hot piece of ass, this chick is far too sloppy looking. I get that sometimes you want to dress casually and take it easy and enjoy what looks like some sort of green sludge of a beverage, but at least spice it up a little. A pair of tight spandex yoga pants would go a long way in this situation. Not to mention unleashing those big breasts of hers, they don’t need to be tucked so tightly into a sports bra, they’re not going to run away. Let them breathe.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Jordan Carver Mind-blowing Boobies

There are no words to describe this video, just watch it! *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Jordan Carver Mind-blowing Boobies More AmaTuna

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JoJo Busts Out Some Heavy Artillery

I have no idea how old this JoJo chick is now, I’m going to assume that she’s over eighteen because of the little dress she’s wearing, but she certainly seems all grown up to me. I don’t know what she’s up to these days, but she looks talented enough to be a dancer on the main stage at a French Canadian strip club. I like it. Those places are awesome. Who knew she had such impressive front meat?