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Bridget Marquardt In Sexy Costumes

If you’ve always wanted your girlfriend to look like one of Hugh Hefner’s sloppy seconds Playboy leftovers, now you can. Here’s Brigitte Marquardt modeling her line of sexy costumes including, the sexy secretary, the sexy maid, the sexy nurse…. We get it, basically these are going to be sold to strippers and prostitutes. I’m on board. I hope they’re machine washable. You can get them

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Rachel Stevens topless

Rachel is easily one of the hottest ever topless British singers. Here is showing showing off her breasts and being a complete tease in the process. Continue reading

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Naked Must Smell Good

Here’s supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley posing naked for some new Burberry body fragrance ad campaign. Now this is how you market a body fragrance. Obviously spraying crap in people’s eyes while they walk through the mall hasn’t been working, so why not try something different. Honestly, I don’t really care what the fragrance smells like, but I bet Rosie smells fantastic. I’ll take it.

Ali Larter’s Mom Boobs Look Delicious

I’m not a big fan of women getting all gross and pregnant, but once all the nastiness is over with I gotta say I’m digging the new mommy breasts. Here’s Ali Larter showing off her awesome pair in a sexy mesh sweater. Well done. Those things look like they’re about to burst, it can’t be very comfortable, I give a great breast massage…. With my face.

Paris Hilton Topless For V Magazine

I don’t have a clue what the hell the theme of this photoshoot is supposed to be, futuristic corpse or something, but it’s not often I get stylish pictures of Paris Hilton with her top off so I guess it doesn’t really matter. Apparently these shots are from V Magazine and it’s something called The Transformation … I don’t get it either. I’d say she kinda looks like a male going through gender reassignment, but her breasts are too small.

Lucy Pinder Belongs In A Swimsuit

As hot as it is in my apartment right now, I feel like I’m in a sweat lodge, Lucy Pinder is ten times hotter. Here she is in some incredibly sexy shots for her upcoming calendar. This is when Lucy is at her best, professionally done make up, gorgeous scenery, even hotter bathing suits and some really talented airbrushing. Awesome. What do you think? Is Lucy Pinder the cream of the crop when it comes to busty British pin up girls or do you have a favorite? Let me know in the comment section below.

Miranda Kerr’s Awesome Mommy Boobs

I don’t normally like to post pictures of hotties and their babies, nobody needs to see kids on this site, but I couldn’t resist these shots of Miranda Kerr and her newborn. Not because I think the kid’s cute, he looks like every other baby on the market, but those breasts have got my attention. It looks like the kid is pushing them up for the camera, he knows what he’s doing, and I thank him for it.

Lindsay Lohan: Hottest Ex-Con Ever!

I’m going to assume that these shots of Lindsay Lohan are from that photoshoot she did on her rooftop while under house arrest, I can’t be sure, but I know I don’t want to look it up so that’s what I’m going with. Whatever it is, she’s got to be one of the hottest ex-cons on the planet. I would like to help her with her rehabilitation back into society, perhaps over a few cocktails in my hot tub? I have to warn you, my hot tub consists of a garbage bag filled with luke warm water. Call me.

Lindsay Lohan’s Hint Of Freckled Cleavage

I love this new free Lindsay Lohan , she’s all over the place now. I guess I would be too if I couldn’t leave my house for a few months. Here she is on the beach in a nice pair of booty shorts showing off those long freckly legs of hers. If those freckles ever join forces, she’s going to have an awesome tan. I can tell that she’s trying hard to show off her big freckly breasts too, but the angle just isn’t working in her favor. I can see a hint of cleavage, but that’s not going to cut it. Better luck next time princess.

Holly Madison’s Holiday Hooters

If you are anything like me, you spent most of your fourth of July sunburnt, drinking and watching some hammere A-Hole fiddle with an already lit firework wondering if he’s going to lose yet another finger. Good times. Obviously someone like Playboy hottie Holly Madison was invited to all kinds of parties that I wasn’t, not that I’m bitter, she brought along her big fat boobies so everybody wins. Enjoy. more pictures of Holly Madison here