It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Doe-eyed amateur Arianna bares all ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Jennifer Metcalfe see-through at British Soap Awards ( thenipslip.com ) Victoria’s Secret model Romee Strijd in see-through panties ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Marta Bez topless and oiled up for Interview Magazine ( egotasticallstars.com ) Emelia Paige in spooky black and white ( boobieblog.com ) Arianny Celeste gets as naked as one can get on Instagram ( steakwood.com ) Bruce Campbell has a “Macho Man” Randy Savage Sex Story ( fleshbot.com )
I know that just because I’m a blogger, you guys probably think I’m some kind of romance-hating cynic, but it’s not true. Us bloggers just get a bad rap. So I’m not going to say anything mean about these pictures of Victoria’s Secret hottie Maryna Linchuk at the beach with her new boyfriend, whose dad is apparently some British businessman worth $5.2 billion. I mean, c’mon, a hot model and a billionaire’s son? I know true love when I see it. That’s one lucky guy. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’ve never heard of Alesha Dixon before, but according to my sources, she’s some British pop star and also a reality show judge, I think? But who cares? All I need to know is, she’s damn pretty. And putting on one hell of a show at this Little Black Dress launch party in London. Supposedly, it’s all part of some new collaboration she’s doing with them. And as long as that means more leg shows like this, I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship. I’m talking about between Alesha and the Little Tuna, of course. Photos: WENN.com
Calvin Harris would like to make something very clear: He did not receive any hand jobs from any massage parlors and anyone who says anything to the contrary may want to go out and hire a lawyer. Earlier this week, Radar Online spread the rumor that Taylor Swift dumped Harris because the DJ was spotted leaving an establishment known for providing its clients with “happy endings.” (No, we’re not referring to copies of the canceled ABC sitcom.) But just as fans were starting to sympathize with poor Taylor and lament yet another failed romantic entanglement, Harris jumped on Twitter and wrote the following last night: “It’s not going to be a ‘happy ending’ for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye.” Nice. Well played, Calvin, both for the definitive denial and also for the perfectly-placed pun. It certainly does seem like a stretch to believe that Calvin Harris would risk his relationship with Swift just to receive some manual pleasure from a stranger. Although Harry Styles supposedly split with the artist in 2013 because Swift was too prude . Prior to Calvin’s threat, though, Swift’s rep came out with a simple statement of his own, telling the world: “I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again, do not believe Radar Online.” Sounds like someone has some bad blood with Radar Online, eh? Eh? HEY! Sorry. Point being: hooray for Taylor and Calvin! May they live happily ever after! View Slideshow: Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: So in Love!
Justin Bieber’s affection for Jesus Christ has made him public enemy number-one in the Middle East. Okay, maybe not number-one. They have many enemies in that region of the world. But Bieber won’t exactly be breaking any sales records over there this fall. In fact, the singer won’t be selling any records at all. According to TMZ insiders, Bieber’s upcoming album (“Purpose”) has been banned in several Middle Eastern countries, such as Indonesia, due to its provocative nature. This assessment stems from Bieber’s shirtless cover pose , as well as the cross tattoo on his chest. It is front and center on the album cover, a major no-no in Muslim nations. Because this ban would cost Bieber quite a lot of money, he and his team are scrambling to release an alternative album cover, sources confirm. We assume it would NOT feature Justin Bieber shirtless in any way, shape or form, causing us to feel very sorry for residents of these conservative countries. Bieber is one of the more religious celebrities out there , often citing his strong belief in Jesus and drawing on his Christianity for inspiration. God, can you imagine not being able to ogle Justin Bieber without a shirt on?!? View Slideshow: 17 Shocking Justin Bieber Facts
The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 10 came to an end Monday night, and with the finale, did viewers witness the end of Vicki and Brooks? Watch The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 10 Episode 19 Online If The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 10 Episode 19 taught us anything, it’s that even a baptism cannot cleanse this show of insanity. Tamra Barney’s after-baptism party (for real) was the scene of a season finale confrontation that had been brewing all season between her co-stars. Vicki Gunvalson, Shannon Beador and Meghan King Edmonds all came to celebrate Tamra, but their ongoing beef was too intense to suppress. Ironically, or perhaps not, Vicki invoked religion in the middle of the event to counter allegations that her boyfriend Brooks Ayers is faking cancer . “Satan is the author of confusion,” she said at one point last night. “I know the truth. And I will pray for everyone that’s confused.” That would be … virtually everyone else, as you know if you watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online or read any celebrity gossip. As Vicki plotted to leave the party as soon as humanly possible to avoid revisiting any more “negativity,” her opponents plotted their next moves. Those being … how to keep stirring the pot regarding Brooks? Shady as Brooks has been in the past, it does seem like they have it out for him by constantly harping on this, and the season finale was no exception. View Slideshow: 20 Really Big Real Housewives Scandals Vicki’s brother, Billy, and his girlfriend, Rhonda, got into the mix, defending Brooks and telling the skeptics that yes, Ayers has cancer, move on. When they weren’t buying it, Rhonda touched upon Shannon Beador’s marital problems, at which point she pretty much flipped her f–king s–t. It was actually uncomfortable to watch Shannon’s vitriol at Vicki, whom she believed betrayed the secrets of what she and David are going through. Soon enough, Vicki was bawling to the cameras about her mother’s death, Brooks’ cancer, and the fact that her quote-unquote friends have it out for her. “You know what the truth is? I’m not doing good,” Gunvalson said through tears. “I’m really, really sad and all this stuff is just disgusting minutiae.” “They can do all the detective work they want. ‘Let’s say he’s faking cancer, let’s just say he’s faking cancer.’ What would that have to do with me?” In the epilogue, we learn that the Dubrows’ house is behind schedule (tragic), while the reborn Tamra is still involved in real estate, and in church. Both Shannon Beador and Meghan King Edmonds are doing better in their marriages, and as for Gunvalson, in the aftermath of all of this chaos?! Brooks dumped Vicki . Will we ever know if Ayers lied or what went on behind the scenes? Will next week’s reunion be the most explosive event in Bravo history? Stay tuned.
As Daenerys Targaryen on HBO’s smash hit Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke is yet to win her self-proclaimed rightful spot on the Iron Throne. But the actress herself just won a major honor, courtesy of Esquire Magazine. She’s the Sexiest Woman Alive! View Slideshow: 15 Fiery Photos of Emilia Clarke Sorry, Kate Upton, Kim Kardashian and Megan Fox. Better luck next year. The publication made the announcement on Tuesday at midnight Eastern time after teasing readers with seductive footage of the beauty on Twitter. It then released an article that praised the 28-year old British actress as possessing a “gorgeous balance,” explaining: “She manages to bring together a number of opposites, to make them natural: sweetness and toughness, emotionalism with a kind of cold-blooded determination. “Something in these contrasts explains her sex appeal, too. She can play queen and kid sister, dominatrix and pal.” Sure, whatever. All those things are true. But just look at the Emilia Clarke photos above. We’re pretty sure they explain why the star is considered the Sexiest Woman Alive better than even the most flowing prose can. Clarke was also dubbed Most Desirable Woman on the Planet by AskMen.com last year. Previous winners of Esquire’s distinction, meanwhile, have included Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz, Mila Kunis. “[Clarke] is unforgettable in ‘Game of Thrones’ and was hands down the number one choice of Esquire’s staff, friends and family,” Esquire’s editorial projects director, Lisa Hintelman, tells The Associated Press. We agree. We really like it when we see her boobs on screen.
