Here’s Pixie Lott in London launching the “Steffi Love” which, as far as I can tell, is some kind of weird mermaid Barbie doll. And to be honest, this isn’t exactly what I was hoping for when I heard the British pop star hottie was selling her own line of Love dolls, but then again, I’ve never been a very good listener, so no surprises there. Oh well, at least we can still enjoy the leg show. It’s the little things. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
I pride myself on staying up to date on all the latest hottie news, but I’ve gotta admit, I don’t know much about Joanna Halpin here. For instance, until I saw this latest photoshoot that the British hottie did for Galore Magazine , I didn’t even know she was into motorcycles. Which is pretty hot, but if you ask me, she should really consider riding bloggers instead. We’re much safer.
Disclosure and Sam Smith fans rejoice! The British duo teamed up with Sam Smith for their second official single “Omen” from their forthcoming album “Caracal”.…
Khloe Kardashian, OJ Simpson’s daughter with the evil Kardashian mother… The one who people would debate is not actually human, before realizing that science discovered that AFRICAN is actually 100 percent Human, while white people are only 95 percent Human and percent neanderthal… interesting stuff…considering this bitch looks 95 percent neanderthal…. But Khloe is still a monster…But we’ll just pretend she’s Armenian and her people survived the genocide to create her….and her sister survived being a pornstar before America’s Sweetheart Ryan Seacrest gave them a TV Show, because he loves pornstar…and apparently Cocaine..because Armenians are so loved in Los Angeles…. She’s on her own hustle, getting her own talk show, because America loves her, and it is only natural that she become Oprah of her generation…because she has the audience, and is the big one… In doing that, she’s doing media, showing off her plastic surgery that turned her into a hip hop video vixen looking plastic face monster… Perfect to do a fitness erotic shoot for an “urban” magazine…that once featured me… I hate to say she looks hot, because she’s a kardashian and I am a firm beleiver they should all be killed off… Here’s the pics… But she looks hot…here’s the Video… CLICK HERE The post Khloe Kardashian’s in Complex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the first pussy I ate, I was probably 14 years old, maybe even younger…it was with a high school girlfriend, who was hardly I girl, but I’ve always taken when I can get…no matter how disgusting it is…at least back then before I realized that ugly girls are just as crazy as hot girls…and I’d rather just jerk off than acutally interact and deal with humans…more than just getting them to send me sex videos…. I was 14 in the 90s….this was before porn existed, and I wasn’t the kid molested by my teacher, or exposed to sex in a way that would make me know anything about eating pussy…you know when 14 year olds weren’t as sexed up as they are now…doing 50 shades of grey shit…thanks to society being a bunch of perverts… I read people are mad, offended, shocked she wore this shirt…at 17….while being a Kardashian, famous from a porn video trashy, rich, hooker of a family… While I think seeing a 17 year old, who looks 40, thanks to shitty face fillers, and bad make-up, trying to secure herself as an Amber Rose type of hip hop groupie, only rich as fuck, on TV, with no childhood, who has admitted to have fucked, possibly even eating the ass of TYGA….possibly to become his teen wife, all while 3 years older than I was when I used to eat out girls, 20 years ago, before kids are so exposed to shit, that eating out isn’t even what they do…it’s too basic… Making a parody shirt “Eat Me Out”…..seem definitely not offensive at all….in comparisson to this offensive fucking family… Meaning, these parents against offensive shit are fighting a fight they’ll never win…this motherfucker and her generation are just too fucked up sexually… I mean….she looks like a porn star…why is an eat me out shirt offensive when her family and their entire existence is offensive… A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jul 24, 2015 at 12:58pm PDT The post Kyle Jenner in an “Eat Me Out” Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cara Delevigne possibly on drugs, possibly trying to draw attention to herself, possible just being wild and silly as Cara Delevingne seems to do in efforts to be relevant, fun and liked by people more famous than her, because when you have been able to get cast in movies, TV, record an album, all while being a British lesbian rich kid, all because of your popularity….you might as well keep that shit going…so that you don’t lose everything you’ve built, while pretending you don’t give a fuck, but you clearly give a fuck, because if you didn’t want to be famous, you wouldn’t be drawing attention to yourself to get famous and possibly promote your shitty movie you’re promoting… Apparently she flashes in this video, I just could last 10 seconds in with the white girl commentary going along with it…at least not to see Cara Delevinge twerk like a white girl…and flash…an ass or tits I’ve already seen…maybe I’m over this whole thing…yes…I am over this whole thing…but I keep coming back to it! The post Cara Delevingne Twerks in a Skirt on a Windy Day in a Parking Lot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I always forget why Casey Batchelor is “famous” — there’s just something about those massive funbags that makes me incapable of higher brain functions. But judging from the way she’s stuffed into this shirt and the paps are following her around London, I’m gonna go ahead and assume she’s a British reality star. I’m also going to assume none of you perverts care what Casey does with the cleavage show she’s putting on, so I’ll just leave it at that and let you all get back to pressing your faces up against your computer screens. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Chloe Sims at the ITV Summer Party in London, and it must be cold across the pond, because the busty MILF’s looking a little chilly in these pictures. Now I’m not entirely sure how that’s possible considering it’s mid-July, but luckily, as the Internet’s resident expert in both nippleitis and busty British reality stars, I should be able to get to the bottom of this. So if you’ll excuse me, I need to go study these pictures more closely. And by that I mean with my nose a couple inches closer to my computer screen. This might take a while… Photos: WENN.com
I’d never heard of Louise Cliffe before this, but I’ve got to tell you, I think the British model/actress has a very bright future ahead of her. Because not only does she have a killer body, she can model the hell out of a handbra . And that’s probably the #1 skill for any up-and-coming hottie to have. Well, that and the ability to make a blogger go from zero to pants fire in 2 seconds flat. Either way, I’d say Louise is all set.
I’d never heard of Louise Cliffe before this, but I’ve got to tell you, I think the British model/actress has a very bright future ahead of her. Because not only does she have a killer body, she can model the hell out of a handbra . And that’s probably the #1 skill for any up-and-coming hottie to have. Well, that and the ability to make a blogger go from zero to pants fire in 2 seconds flat. Either way, I’d say Louise is all set. Continue reading →
