I guess marketers understand that the only people who go to the movies are the people who still watch TV, so the people at Pitch Perfect, who produced another movie, even though Anna Kendrick is 40 and awkward looking, while the asian one looks like she’s pushing 60, and we know the fat one along with eating her weight in cake, is officially 50, but you can’t call her out for it, because she will sue you an win, it’s her right to lie about her age, cuz she’s fat filled and wrinkle-less as her skin barely can support the pressure of her obesity….while Hailee Steinfeld who is the only college aged one..and probably the only one worth fucking… You see Anna Kendrick has such a fucking terrible face, a weird little mouth, the kind of look that makes her look like she’s sucking on lemons, and when I hear people find her hot, I write them off as people who wath the voice, and would go to the movies….even though they are probably just dudes with low expectations, and she’s better than the local trash available to them…you know love the average at best chick and her cleavage… I just expect more out of overpaid cunt. I want them to be hot…and it’s more than just fucking cleavage to win me over. There’s something weird going on with her legs too….but I can’t figure that one out…but look at the tits bro…keep getting this mangled chick hired…you asshoels. Theres a video…i wish I didn’t post… The post Anna Kendrick Brought her Tits to some The Voice Mash Up Promo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
There are so many reasons I am thankful for Britney Spears in Daisy Dukes…and midriff and a cowboy hat…showing off her old lady fit mom body….and none of them have anything to do with how her music shaped me as a person or inspired me… But I did jerk off to that Hit Me Baby One More Time Music video before I had broadband internet…I was doing that dial-up shit and MTV was an easier option…girl created fetishes early on…and continues to.. Not that her being the hot mom is really that much of a fetish, but the fact that K-Fed is set for life from fucking her a few times is…I mean I’m a mooch and can mooch and would mooch that hard…and knowing it was done to Britney is inspiring. Also, I am a cult status, into the sex cult movements…I believe that a man who can capture and captivate people to do crazy things – often times to his penis or to each other as he watches…claiming it is god’s will…blows me away, I have a hard enough time getting the girl at McDonalds to get me a damn burger I’m paying for…not that I eat McDonalds, that shit is poison and will kill you, but YOU Know what i mean…that’s power… So seeing her held captive against her will, that she doesn’t even realize she’s being held captive, just continuing to be an earner, dancing monkey for her mooch family, who made her and will work her to the bone…fascinates me… Is this a cry for help, or is she just being distracted with the though of Thanksgiving dinner – some pumpkin pie…cuz they’ve been starving her…and girl’s genuinely as excited as her meds let her..which isn’t shaving her head in manic episodes or anything…but cowboy dances…work for me. SO I’m thankful for Britney Spears…doing whatever the fuck this is. The post I’m Thankful for Britney Spears as a Cowgirl of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears has got to be in her late 30s by now (she’s 35, I just double-checked), and she’s got two kids. And she used to look like this not that long ago. But then she started doing her Vegas show and now Britney looks like this . I’m guessing she has to spend half her day in the gym to stay looking this good, but whatever, I’d definitely hit it one more time. And then as many times as she’d let me after that. Yow! Keep up the good work.
It’s been almost 20 years since Britney Spears first became a worldwide sensation/pants fire with her video for “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and sure, she had a few rough years in between, but I’m happy to report that she’s finally back to being the smoking hottie we all used to know and love. She even tried that schoolgirl outfit of hers back on. Nostalgia’s one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right?
Not every start or hearthrob from the turn of the century remains a star or gets their happily ever after. For proof, look no further than Aaron Carter’s many, many problems . But, as so many of us hoped back in the late ’90s, both Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are now living their best lives. Just … not with each other. And that’s okay. In fact, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are immensely precious and adorable together. Look at what they each wrote for their 5-year anniversary! It’s weird, thinking back on it. Some celebrity couples, like Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, seem almost preordained. (One could argue that the writers from That ’70s Show set the couple up) Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber, who are thankfully no longer together (although they’re talking again ), both rose to fame around the same time. It was sort of a natural fit. Other couples aren’t quite what you would have expected, back when they first became famous. Justin Timberlake was on The All-New Micky Mouse Club and then skyrocked the fame as the most thirsted after member of NSYNC when they launched in the ’90s. He’s been an enduring sex symbol ever since, though he’s definitely more in the “DILF” category now. That’s how time works, but it’s been kinder to him than to many of his former bandmates. And then there’s Jessica Biel, who might still be best known for her role on that old Christian family drama, Seventh Heaven . But in 2007, they met at the Golden Globe Awards. That, according to witnesses, is when “sparks flew.” We don’t believe in love at first sight, exactly, but overpowering thirst at first sight can absolutely blossom into genuine love. Because just look at them now. On October 19th, 2012, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got married. And that means that, yes, yesterday was the beautiful couple’s 5 year wedding anniversary. Justin Timberlake left “#TBT to a late night freestyle session on a break in the studio — YES I’ve been back in the studio cooking!” So he’s back in the studio for real, but he shared some black-and-white throwbacks of himself in the studio. “But, today is even more special for me because five years ago, on this day, I became the luckiest man in the world when I exchanged vows with my best friend. This song was our first dance.” Awwww! That is so cute, you guys! “To my beautiful @jessicabiel : You have taught me so much about what a true love means.” Some things you have to do in order to properly understand them. Like computer programming. Or true love. Or surgery. “I can’t put into words what these last five years have meant to me, so… ‘Listen to the melody ‘cause my love is in there hiding…'” Hey, artistic expression is sometimes the best kind of expression. He finished with the tags: “#Happy5thAnniversaryWifey #ASongForYou” That’s so sweet! Corny, but sweet. It has to be surreal to be married to a sex symbol, even if you yourself are also a big-name actress and major Hollywood hottie. Their son, Silas Randall Timberlake, is only two years old. One day, he’s going to watch the Shrek movies — all 9,000 of them, by that point. Before he gets to the one where his father provides a guest voice, he’ll see Princess Fiona sleep in her childhood bedroom where a poster reads “Sir Justin.” Like … that level of cultural impact that Justin Timberlake has had … it just has to be a little weird for the people who know him best. Cool, but weird. Jessica Biel, however, just counts herself lucky. Her message of love and adoration for Justin was much more succinct. “How lucky am I? Even if he’s initially skeptical, he always gets extra for me. #5″ She’s talking about him dancing goofily along to music with her, but it sounds like he’s like that all of the time. And that’s so good to hear. It sounds like Justin Timberlake might be playing the Superbowl Halftime Show this year. You know, the musical performance that happens to have some sort of sporting event before and after it. The Halftime show is where the action is. And it’s where stars are born — remember Left Shark ? Well, Justin Timberlake has already been part of a similarly memorable Halftime Show … when he and Janet Jackson and an alleged ‘wardrobe malfunction” shocked audiences with Janet’s bare breast. That was back in 2004. And we’re pretty sure that it was the origin of the term “wardrobe malfunction.” Many people feel that, because Janet was blacklisted from so many networks in retaliation, Justin shouldn’t get to come back unless she can. While that sounds fair to Janet, it sounds unfair to JT, you know? We don’t know whether Justin should play the Halftime Show, but we think that Jessica Biel would be all for it. View Slideshow: Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake: Through the Years
Britney Spears is one of the most popular artists on the planet. With countless infectious hits under her belt, the superstar has turned her attention to something new of late. That brand new hobby is painting, and we have to admit, she looks like a flawless painter, and no, we're not just saying that because she's painting along to the soothing sound of Mozart. The 35-year-old looks as relaxed as ever as she stands on the balcony of her beautiful house. Wearing a bra, it's like she does not have a care in the world. Britney shared the video on Friday, along with the following caption: “Sometimes you just gotta play!” The empowering line was accompanied by a lot of emoticons. We get it, Britney, you like to spend your downtime on your balcony with some classical music, and you're not ashamed to tell the world about it. Britney has staged a rare comeback after years in a downward spiral. Just when it looked like her career was over, she got the help she needed and had a recent hit album that proved the hitmaker was back and better than ever. On top of that, she has that lucrative Vegas residency, so all is right in the world of Britney. She's also been dating Sam Asghari, so she has a solid career, love and a beautiful family. Recent reports have suggested she is ready to pop the question to Sam and ask him to marry her. It sounds like she knows this relationship is one with legs. Who would have thought Spears would be oozing positivity after it seemed like a genuine possibility she was going to disappear from the public eye forever? Have a look at the full video below and join us in the comments with your thoughts on her technique.
Source: Taylor Hill / Getty Kendall Jenner has major regrets over that controversial Pepsi ad she starred in earlier this year. As much drama as the Kardashian clan has kicked up in 2017 thus far, Kendall has been linked to relatively little of it. But that ill-thought out, tone-deaf commercial where she joined the happiest protest ever to end police brutality with a Pepsi was a pretty bad movie that the public side-eyeing her hard for months. On the season 14 premiere of Keeping with the Kardashians , she got a chance to speak about the backlash. It was a pretty emotional moment for the model because she had let other members of her family speak on the matter until now. “I would never purposely hurt someone, ever,” Kendall tearfully said during a confessional, finding it hard to organize her thoughts. “I would, obviously–if I knew this was gonna be the outcome, I would have never done something like this. But you don’t know when you’re in the moment, and like, it was the most … like, it was … like, it was so … like, I just felt so f*cking stupid.” When Pepsi first came to her, Kendall saw it as a great opportunity that she would be a fool to pass up. “When I first got this offer … I mean, it’s a huge company. The people I was following were so iconic and amazing,” Kendall explained. “Michael Jackson has done it, Britney Spears has done it, Beyoncé has done it, Pink. The list goes on. So to get something like that was just … It was so exciting.” After the commercial debuted, things quickly soured. It flopped with potential customers because it was tone-deaf about important social issues as it centered Whiteness while trying to use the tension between people of color and law enforcement as a vehicle to push their product. “After I saw the reaction and I read what people had to say about it, I most definitely saw what went wrong,” she admitted, adding that she’s only commenting now because she had no idea what to say at the time. “I was so stuck, and I really didn’t know what to do, and I completely shut down.” More than anything, Kendall expressed how awful she felt about what the ad implied about her attitude towards people of color and serious issues they face. She said, “The fact that I would offend other people or hurt other people was definitely not my intent and that’s what got me the most, is that I would ever make anyone else upset.” RELATED STORIES: Kendall Jenner Lands The September Cover & #RIPVogue Starts On Twitter Notorious B.I.G.’s Estate Hits Kendall And Kylie Jenner With A Cease & Desist CHICK CHAT: Did Pepsi & Kendall Jenner Really Think They Could Save The World?
Source: Taylor Hill / Getty Kendall Jenner has major regrets over that controversial Pepsi ad she starred in earlier this year. As much drama as the Kardashian clan has kicked up in 2017 thus far, Kendall has been linked to relatively little of it. But that ill-thought out, tone-deaf commercial where she joined the happiest protest ever to end police brutality with a Pepsi was a pretty bad movie that the public side-eyeing her hard for months. On the season 14 premiere of Keeping with the Kardashians , she got a chance to speak about the backlash. It was a pretty emotional moment for the model because she had let other members of her family speak on the matter until now. “I would never purposely hurt someone, ever,” Kendall tearfully said during a confessional, finding it hard to organize her thoughts. “I would, obviously–if I knew this was gonna be the outcome, I would have never done something like this. But you don’t know when you’re in the moment, and like, it was the most … like, it was … like, it was so … like, I just felt so f*cking stupid.” When Pepsi first came to her, Kendall saw it as a great opportunity that she would be a fool to pass up. “When I first got this offer … I mean, it’s a huge company. The people I was following were so iconic and amazing,” Kendall explained. “Michael Jackson has done it, Britney Spears has done it, Beyoncé has done it, Pink. The list goes on. So to get something like that was just … It was so exciting.” After the commercial debuted, things quickly soured. It flopped with potential customers because it was tone-deaf about important social issues as it centered Whiteness while trying to use the tension between people of color and law enforcement as a vehicle to push their product. “After I saw the reaction and I read what people had to say about it, I most definitely saw what went wrong,” she admitted, adding that she’s only commenting now because she had no idea what to say at the time. “I was so stuck, and I really didn’t know what to do, and I completely shut down.” More than anything, Kendall expressed how awful she felt about what the ad implied about her attitude towards people of color and serious issues they face. She said, “The fact that I would offend other people or hurt other people was definitely not my intent and that’s what got me the most, is that I would ever make anyone else upset.” RELATED STORIES: Kendall Jenner Lands The September Cover & #RIPVogue Starts On Twitter Notorious B.I.G.’s Estate Hits Kendall And Kylie Jenner With A Cease & Desist CHICK CHAT: Did Pepsi & Kendall Jenner Really Think They Could Save The World?
Britney Spears is a prisoner in her own life, I am not too sure if she realizes she’s a prisoner, but the conservatorship her parents have her under, that allow her to stay focused and earning, while they continue to mooch off her well into her late 30s, acting as her lifeline and support and I guess guardians, while really not letting the poor thing live her own damn life, shit that would make a good horror movie, the coddling parents who won’t let go…but that make for a sad life..masked by all the money, fame and meds she’s on…no one is the wiser to it and they assume all is good…but if I was to abduct a woman and make her my earner…abuse her to the point she feels she can’t escape me or do it on her own…mask it as love..I’m a sexual assaulter going to jail..but get good lawyers and you’re all of a sudden just a good guardian…WEIRD.. That said, there is no way this “fashion week at home because I am not allowed to go to fashion week, or leave my home”…is not a cry for help….she just can’t say it is…because they are the ones posting this up to her social media and they’d never let an obvious POW style plea go out there.. That SAID – I am more into her gymnastics workout…damn girl…flexible to eat her own asshole…my kind of girl.. The post Britney Spears Fashion Week At Home Because She’s a Prisoner of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears gave the people something to talk about this past weekend in vegas, because her ass looks fucking amazing….and I guess because she sang for the first time in her career, like actually sang into a microphone and people were just so blown away by that fact, that this broken woman in her late 30s, a pawn to her family, still earning money to pay K-Fed the Genius his alimony, set for life motherfucker….because normally she’s too medicated to actually sing, and just does song and dance lip syncing.. I don’t think her singing of Bonnie Raitt’s song is that great, but 100,000 people watched it…and claim that it was some standout Britney performance…which I guess isn’t saying much. I just think her body is fucking great, that ass, mom of two, with the banged out pussy, so good… I’d like to give her something to talk about, like “How did I let this K-Fed Situation happen twice, that Jesus Martinez was just so seductive with his back-up dancer limp dick moves”….you know…cuz I like her…or at leat her body…she’s Britney Bitch…. The post Britney Spears Tight Body Sings Bonnie Raitt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
