I know Britney Spears has been looking real good lately , and I’m seriously impressed by how she managed to rebound and stage a major hotness comeback. But she’s also getting up there (I just checked and she turned 36 last month), so I’m not sure how much longer this will last. And I’m guessing Britney isn’t either, which is why she’s been hitting us with all this hotness lately. So just enjoy, while she keeps her 15 minutes going, 30-45 seconds at a time.
Britney Spears washing her pussy in her bikini, I like to think she’s taking a pee, salt water up in her cooch, probably hoping to feel the burn or the sting, anythimg to feel alive in an other numb life, thanks to being abducted by her own parents – medicated so that she keeps up her earning potential…sad story if you feel for abducted rich women in bikinis, but you don’t….you predator…. This is the highlight of the week…. The post Revisiting Britney Getting Salt Water in her Wombat Hole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jennifer Lopez has some really thick hips / thighs / in leggings it really showcases how fucking large she is…I mean shit looks like a disability…or a liability…hard to walk with them…but it’s the reason she exists… I guess the dudes she fucks are really into this…you know the Hispanic and Black types who see it as fertility or femininity….the more cellulite the more likely her baby will have food to suck out of her tit – despite being menopausal…don’t tell her that…she won’t believe it and is so rich that she’s probably paid menopause to back off for a few more decades…because she feels her period goes with her overall look and she can’t give up on that…bio-hack… I find it interesting that she just keeps on going for this…drive attention to herself…and it must be hard to maintain that body that looks like it doesn’t workout…but that does workout…because it is her marketing hook and without the celebrity pressure she’d likely be 400 pounds sitting on her porch watching a cockfight or some shit hispanic…not that she’s that hispanic, but culturally she is, her ass clearly is… so she can legally appropriate that to get all the fans she has… Either way, her’s J.Lo in leggings. I kinda like it… The post Jennifer Lopez Big Hips in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears is the kind of mom I would want to fuck even if she was my mom…she is really just that good… I guess it’s easy for me to say that I would fuck my mom because she died at a young age and I don’t really have a reference point as to how weird fucking your own mom would be… But I stand by the fact that if I was one of her sons, I would totally try to get the best of her, crawl back in the womb dick first, or even mouth first…ideally when she was totally fucking medicated… I don’t know how old her kids are, so maybe it’s premature to say these things, like maybe they are just little kids and that’s terrible and weird… I do think they are probably in their 20s by now, cuz Britney is old but thanks to being held captive in the open, she’s stayed fit and hot…and here are her bikini selfies I like… The post Britney Spears Bikini Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lady Gaga is poised for a pretty big 2018. Back in November, we learned that Gaga is engaged to Christian Carino . Shortly thereafter, the singer announced that she’d signed on for a Vegas residency, an arrangement that’s already proven wildly lucrative for several members of pop music’s royal family, including Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez. But do true love and a wildly successful career really bring one happiness? Perhaps for some, but this is Gaga we’re talking about. She came to slay, and she won’t rest until her takeover is complete. She wants it all: The wealth, the fame, the adoration … and, of course, the ass: Gaga rang in the new year by tweeting the above photo. “Happy New Year. To happiness. Health. Love. And to the simplicity of beautiful unforgettable nature, life,” she captioned the image. Yes … nature. That caption is the social media equivalent of walking into a room naked save for a pair of heels and asking everyone if they like your new shoes. Needless to say, the pic was quite popular amongst Gaga’s devoted fans, amassing over 4,000 comments in just 24 hours. The Little Monsters paid tribute to their queen in multiple languages, and while we won’t pretend to have understood every comment, we’re pretty sure most of them translated to “dat ass.” The Gaga butt has been the stuff of legend for years, but like Halley’s Comet, it’s a big deal every time it makes an appearance. And with a wedding on the horizon, this might be our last glimpse of the iconic ass in its unmarried form. So soak it in, folks. And any time this year gets you down, simply make like Gaga’s fantastic ‘donk: Turn toward the sun; be your best self, and no matter what happens, don’t allow yourself to be put to be publicly dissed by Leonardo DiCaprio . He might have an Oscar now, but that does not give him the final say on all things butt-related. We’re pretty sure Kris Jenner holds that honor.
Britney Spears tells her boyfriend she loves him – in some post she’s posted to her social media in what we can assume is a cry for help, or a diversion, because clearly the boyfriend is a homosexual actor used to distract her from the prison she is in….and as a gay icon, she’d easily get all the gays striving for a better life…to try to K-Fed her. Makes sense to me… But then again, who wouldn’t want Britney Spears as their Girlfriend….she’s medicated, hot bodied, rich as fuck, always working, slaving away for her family really, and you just get to sit back and either be an accessory…or nap by the pool… It’s a good life being a mooch, I do it on a scaled down version because my obese wife is on Disability for being obese…and it gives me the freedom to do these ever so important posts on Britney Spears. The post Britney Spears Loves her Boy Toy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I think the most magical thing about 2018 is that Britney Spears is still being exploited by her parents like some kind of dancing monkey that earns them a shit ton of money – because she’s medicated and legally under their control – despite pushing 40… Her body is looking fit as fuck, thanks to discipline, hard training by the people who don’t allow her to do whatever the fuck it is she wants to do with her own money in her own life, because that would mean she wouldn’t be paying back into the family business they’ve set up for her. The whole thing, is a very creepy and sad story, but I like that her panties under her fishnets are getting smaller and smaller…makes for a public abduction, some Amy Smart shit, Basement dad with the daughter in the basement rasing their inbred kid, shit…that no one seems to protest, contest or try to save the girl… Here is a video The post Britney Spears Performing in Lingerie of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It's that time of the year again. Namely, the end. With 2017 just about over, editors at The Hollywood Gossip are finally prepared to reveal our 10th annual Celebrity of the Year. But not without a lot of build-up and drama first. Let's do this down below! 1. A Tradition Unlike Any Other Forget The Masters. THG running down our top stars of a certain calendar year has been a long-anticipated and much-balleyhooed tradition since we started doing it in 2007. 2. And Who Was the Winner Way Back Then? It was an easy call, considering Britney Spears started the year by shaving her head and ended it by being at the center of one pregnancy rumors after another. 3. Who Else Has Taken Home the Honor? To name a few: Kim Kardashian, the entire cast of New Moon, Justin Bieber and Kristen Stewart. 4. Who Won It Last Year? Taylor Swift. Hard to believe, right? Considering how quiet she’s been in 2017? But the singer had to take a long break after all that went down a year ago. 5. Who are the Contenders This Year? Many think 2017 was the worst year in the history of mankind, largely because of the person sitting in the White House. So we need to start there… 6. But This Ain’t Happening Granted, Donald Trump likely had a bigger impact on 2017 than anyone else out there, but we refuse to give him any sort of distinction. We won’t reward the President with our top honor. View Slideshow
Britney Spears’ tight old lady mom body is trying to communicate with us, you know send us messages through smoke signals, because behind her medicated money making for her mooch family hustle…there’s a girl screaming for a freedom…she just can’t…but is clearly resorting to T-Shirt slogans to get you to know she needs to be saved… I don’t know what “we are all dreamers”….has to do with getting saved..but I know she wants to be to be saved from the hell that is her luxurious prison…dancing monkey life… The post Britney Spears Got that Tight Mom Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Britney Spears is charging her fans 10 dollars for a chance to win a trip to Vegas to meet her…and she’s doing it in a tight top with a hard nipple and her tits look hot, even the rest of her looks old and battered, because I guess she is.. Years of her medicated brain repressing her actual brain trying to break through…has caused internal stress in her soul…but at least she’s fit and busty…. She is old…I mean…we gotta keep that in mind….and focus on what matters…her tits… She’s doing it for a good cause, raising money for Flooded Schools, but I think she’s telling us to save her in Morse Code with her eyes… The post Britney Spears’ Hard Nipple For a Cause of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
