People were making fun of Britney Spears because she gained 50 pounds in Vegas. Those all you can eat buffets that are open 24 hours a day are deadly to a bi-polar bitch who has been caged all her life and the only freedom she has is stuffing her face…until the team behind her, or that she technically is owned and controlled by, get wind that it’s bad for her image, and then they make her hike it off, hired paparazzi in toe and able ice to make her nipples hard…you know to give the blogs something to talk about…even though hard nipples on a mom of 2 are less exciting than hard nipples on a 20 year old starlet with a bright future ahead of her…you know these are defeated tits…but they have a great tan…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
There is nothing like a little unedited Britney Spears vocal track over her song “Alien”…that she went into record, because she’s not Milli Vanilli people, she does her own vocal track, just not very well.. I can’t imagine the world being shocked that she can’t sing, I mean she hasn’t done anything to prove otherwise in her 150 million records sold….all she’s ever proved is that the music industry is a scam, that anyone can be altered to sound good, and that it’s all marketing the puppet they use to deliver it… I mean, I Britney isn’t even her own person, she is corporately owned – money making machine…I just find the whole thing sad, because you know she didn’t say “I can sing”…but rather her stage mom beat her into singing because look what she became…a soulless shell of a human… But her bank account is as fat as her belly due to emotional eating… TO SEE HER OUT IN PUBLIC CLICK HERE
In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lisa Rinna channeled her inner Britney on ABC’s new reality show, Sing Your Face Off, belting out Spears’ 1999 smash hit “Baby One More Time.” Rocking Brit’s vintage pigtails, plaid skirt and belly-bearing collared shirt, the 50-year-old actress went all in, even mirroring the original choreography. Hot? Not? You decide: Lisa Rinna as Britney Spears – Baby One More Time The judges were more on the side of not. Debbie Gibson, Darrell Hammond and RuPaul gave her the lowest score of the night on the show, which apparently exists. Nevertheless, Lisa was pleased wit her effort. “It is a nonstop process for only five days, which is not a long time,” Rinna said . “I knew I just had to throw myself into it and cram like I was cramming for finals.” “I just went for it and I knew I would have to go hard or go home. You can’t just dip your toe into the water. You have to dive in or you will crash and burn.” “I had a blast doing it. She’s a great dancer and it was really challenging to become her,” she went on, noting that as an artist, “Britney is so specific.” “She’s an amazing performer, and when you really break someone down like Britney, she’s technical and does certain things with her voice that are very difficult.” Maybe that’s why you always see Britney Spears lip-syncing these days. Even she can’t pull off the Spears of old anymore ( Britney bikini photos aside). 17 Head-Scratching Britney Spears Live Moments 1. Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction Britney Spears suffers a wardrobe malfunction in Las Vegas during her “Piece of Me” show. Check this out!
To paraphrase Jonah Hill, whose gay slur at a photographer went viral today, being good at making movies does not make one good at being a famous person. Celebrity status and paparazzi attention go hand-in-hand. Sometimes to the point of hand-to-hand combat if you’re Kanye West. It’s a very weird dichotomy. Some celebs have dealing with paps down to a science and even use it to their advantage ( Kim Kardashian ). Others rarely keep their cool (Justin Bieber). Others still, like Jonah, aren’t famous enough to get used to being hounded, but are still famous enough to get harassed occassionally and make a bad decision. Then there’s Alec Baldwin, who’s in his own league. Take a look at all of the above, and many more stars who have had memorable paparazzi clashes they wish they could take back (or not) below: 19 Crazy Celebrity-Paparazzi Confrontations 1. Bald Britney Spears Attacks Paparazzi A bald Britney Spears rages against the paparazzi in early 2007. Glad to see she’s gotten her life back under control.
Britney Spears has been a blonde for most of her life/career (of course, we all remember when Britney shaved her head in 2007, but thankfully she didn’t keep that look for very long). These days, however, it seems Brit’s taken blonde to a whole new level with a hair color that could perhaps best be described as “highlighter yellow.” Brit tweeted the photo above recently, leading to some very mixed reactions from fans. Some say the singer is embracing her campy side and going over-the-top for her mega-popular Vegas residency. Others believe Britney’s rocking a wig to conceal some unfortunate new ‘do. We’re not sure what to believe, but the fact that Brit’s posing with RuPaul’s Drag Race contestant Adore Delano leads us to to believe she may have embraced the unique culture of the Vegas Strip. Britney Spears Bikini Photos: Damn, Girl! 1. Britney Spears: Bikini Photo in Blue Britney Spears’ bikini body is unreal these days. Case in point. Perhaps she wants her famous mane to be as bright and blinding as the neon lights around her every night in Sin City? Of course, Britney’s been lip-syncing hardcore on stage these days so maybe she’s just using her radiant new locks to distract from her lack of singing. Clever girl, that Brit-Brit. What do you think? Does Britney’s hair perfectly encapsulate everything that’s lurid and beautiful about her temporary new home or does the 32 year old mom need to return to a more age-appropriate look? Cast your vote in our survey below! Love the new look! Keep it! She looks like she’s trying to be a teenager! Dump it! Who cares? How is she still famous?! View Poll » 17 Boyfriends of Britney Spears 1. Reg Jones Yes, the man who took Britney’s v-card was a high school love named Reg Jones.
… Baby One More Time set the scene for a late-’90s teen-pop revival, with Britney Spears at the forefront. Her record spoke to a myriad of teenage romance issues, ranging from can’t-sleep crushes to the harsh realities of a first breakup. With a powerhouse fame-maker like Max Martin at her side, Brit was clearly destined… Read more
Britney Spears is being sued by a dancer for battery and negligence after being injured during the filming of the singer’s “Work Bitch” music video. Dawn Noel claims that Spears “twirled in…
Britney Spears’ backup dancer Dawn Noel says she had her nose broken during the music video shoot for “Work Bitch,” only to be stiffed by the singer. According to Noel, an oblivious Britney didn’t even stop the rehearsal. Britney Spears – Work Bitch (Music Video) Noel claims she was hired to perform in the “Work Bitch” video , and that on August 19, she showed up at the rehearsal studio in Woodland Hills, Calif. She and the other dancers worked on their moves for several hours, until Britney arrived “in a disheveled and confused state,” Dawn alleges. From everything we know about Spears … sounds about right. Britney had “considerable difficulty” executing even basic moves, according to Dawn, who claims she was standing off to Britney’s side at a critical moment. At that point, David Lucado ‘s girlfriend twirled while off balance, extending her hands and walloping Dawn in the face – clearly by accident, but rather severely. Dawn says the impact was so brutal, everybody heard a cracking sound. Despite nearly doubling over in excruciating pain, Noel says all Britney Spears said to her was a cursory, “I’m sorry,” and then continued the rehearsal. After a half hour of trying to fight through it, she couldn’t take the pain and went to a doctor, who told her she had a nasal bone fracture and needed surgery. She claims Spears’ camp promised to pay her medical bills, but did not. Dawn’s lawyer, as a result, is filing a lawsuit on the dancer’s behalf. No word if they plan to see punitive damages for Britney Spears lip syncing as well. Britney Spears Bikini Photos: Damn, Girl! Open Slideshow 1. Britney Spears: Bikini Photo in Blue Britney Spears’ bikini body is unreal these days. Case in point. View As List 1. Britney Spears: Bikini Photo in Blue Britney Spears’ bikini body is unreal these days. Case in point. 2. Britney Spears, Boyfriend, Kids Britney Spears, her new boyfriend David Lucado and her two little kids. So cute. 3. Britney Spears, David Lucado, Kids Britney Spears, boyfriend David Lucado and her two little kids. So cute. 4. Britney Spears Bikini Picture (2013) Britney Spears in a bikini, 2013 style. She’s looking as incredible as ever. 5. Spears Bikini Pic Britney Spears in a bikini in concert. Standard. 6. Hot Britney Spears Bikini Photo Britney Spears looks smoking hot in this bikini. Look at those curves! 7. Britney Spears Bikini Britney Spears in a bikini in March 2013. What a hottie. 8. A Britney Spears Bikini Photograph A gorgeous Britney Spears bikini photo. Look at our girl step out of that pool with authority, rocking that bikini like it’s her job and showing off her killer body to the world. 9. Hot Britney Spears Bikini Pic Man, Britney Spears is looking like a knockout in a bikini these days. These kind of photos are just what she needs to make people buy her records. 10. Spears Bikini Photo Britney Spears in a bikini in concert. That’s pretty standard. 11. Britney Spears Rides Pole This is the best Britney Spears GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway. Look at her ride that pole. 12. Britney Spears Rocks Our World Britney Spears shakes her body vigorously and feverishly in a GIF from her “Work Bitch” video. 13. Britney Shakin’ It Another classic Britney Spears GIF. We love her so hard. 14. Britney Spears Throwback Photo A throwback pic of Britney Spears, as shared by Britney Spears herself. Now that is what we call a worthy Tweet. 15. Britney Gets to Second Britney Spears writhes around on the floor in typical fashion during her March 23, 2009 concert on Long Island. Hot picture. 16. Britney GIF That is one hot Britney GIF. As if there were any other kind really. 17. Hottest Britney Spears Picture This is, without a doubt, the hottest Britney Spears picture ever. Look how sunburned she is! Time for a stronger SPF, girl! 18. Britney Spears Shape Cover Britney Spears’ Shape cover looks unbelievable. She’s got a great body. 19. Brit in a Bikini Just when it looked like her life was somewhat back on track, Britney Spears was hit by a lawsuit from a former employee. Fernando Flores says the singer is abusive to her children. 20. Dirty Britney Spears Britney Spears is a dirty individual. Just look at this image for proof, wow. 21. Jason and Britney Trawick Britney Spears and Jason Trawick walk on the beach. We are so jealous of her right now. Look at those abs!
Kate Upton shows off her famous curves on the cover of Cosmopolitan Australia’s June 2014 issue … and wow. The editors summed it up best in bold below: Damn, girl! Kate, as always, is downright dreamy in a tight pink dress that not only flaunts her killer figure but accentuates her sweet, sultry look as she smiles and plays with her luscious locks. Check, please? Kate also covers the new Vogue UK issue this month, continuing what can best be described as a worldwide takeover for the voluptuous blonde stunner. Not that she’s at all unworthy of such a global conquest, having taken the world by storm since her 2011 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue rookie debut. It’s hard to believe she’s only 21, isn’t it? 18 Stars You Won’t Believe Are the Same Age Open Slideshow 1. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other. View As List 1. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other. 2. Jon Hamm and Jared Leto Mad Men’s Jon Hamm and Dallas Buyer’s Club’s Jared Leto are both 42. Maybe it’s the long hair that keeps Leto looking so Jordan Catalono-like. 3. Robin Wright and Halle Berry Robin Wright and Halle Berry are both 47 years old. Halle just gave birth to her second child while Robin’s are grown and flown. 4. Andrew Lincoln and Jim Parsons Also joining the 40 club are Andrew Lincoln and The Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parsons. Looks like killing zombies has added some years to Lincoln. 5. Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green It’s hard to believe it, but Leonardi DiCaprio and Seth Green are both 40 years old. Does Seth Green look 40 to you? 6. Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson were born in 1990. In addition to a birth year, they share a love of Dior. 7. Kim Novak and Joan Rivers Kim Novak and Joan Rivers were both born in 1933. One of them clearly aged more gracefully…with the help of a better plastic surgeon. 8. Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe are 1) poetic and 2) 50 years old. But you couldn’t tell it by these photos. 9. Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson, both known for their bodies and reality TV star power, are both 33! Incredible! With Kate, one gets the sense she’s an icon in the making. In Vogue UK , Kate Upton was asked about comparisons to ’50s sex symbol Marilyn Monroe, to whom Kate was likened after donning a retro-era swimsuit. “I always thought Marilyn was so beautiful and iconic. It was amazing to even be mentioned in the same sentence as her,” says the model and actress. But it was a different time: “I feel like nowadays it’s easy to be genuine and show your personality, whereas I don’t think Marilyn ever had that opportunity,” “And clearly she had a dark side, and I don’t have that.” Just a hot side … and the cleavage doesn’t hurt. 14 Celebrities with Really, Really Big Boobs Open Slideshow 1. Christina Hendricks Mad Men? We’re mad about the knockers on Christina Hendricks! View As List 1. Christina Hendricks Mad Men? We’re mad about the knockers on Christina Hendricks! 2. Kim Kardashian She’s more known for her backside, but Kim Kardashian also enjoys showing off a massive rack. 3. Britney Spears She hides them more often nowadays. But Britney Spears was once all about her breasts. 4. Emily Ratajkowski Emily Ratajkowski will star in Gone Girl. In related, we’ll be seeing Gone Girl. 5. Kelly Brook Kelly Brook isn’t known for much. But she has A LOT to be proud of. 6. Kendra Wilkinson Hugh Hefner has touched Kendra Wilkinson’s big breasts. Sort of puts a damper on them. 7. Heidi Klum Holy, Heidi Klum! This is our favorite dress in the history of dresses. 8. Jessica Simpson A montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You are welcom, fellas. 9. Kate Upton Oh, Kate Upton. We’ve never been so jealous of an ice pop in our entire lives. 10. Aubrey O’Day Aubrey O’Day can’t sing too well. But she gives good cleavage. 11. Gemma Atkinson Gemma Atkinson is British. She makes us want to book the first flight overseas that we can find! 12. Sofia Vergara We can actually see Sofia Vergara’s boobs in this photo. Settle down, guys. 13. Heidi Montag These breasts are VERY fake. But at least Heidi Montag got her money’s worth. 14. Naya Rivera Naya Rivera does not have small boobs. This is made clear in this bikini photo of the star.
