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Gigi Hadid Plays Dead Hooker Pose for a Brand of the Day

Gigi Hadid is a talented marketer, or her hired hands who manage her career are good marketers, because they’ve positioned her and got her work, followers, relevance, and the world takes her seriously, despite being some spoiled cunt who bought her career after latching onto the Kardashians ….and the fact she exists is hilarious to me…. Gigig Hadid is not that hot, at least she’s skinnier than she was, and she’s not a talented model, whatever that means, since modeling is so dumb, but I guess she’s a good promo model who can sell product, or maybe brands just want the “it girl” who is self proclaimed it girl, to run their marketing programs…I don’t get it… But I do think her playing dead, with dead eyes, in tight clothes is some of her best work for a brand…I assume dead rich girl / sugar baby – is what they are going for – and she does it so well…because really a rich kid model who craves fame – is no differnt than a hooker craving money for crack…it’s just a different, better smelling table… Either way – garbage…lazy fucking garbage…that she probably made millions for….the world is stupid. The post Gigi Hadid Plays Dead Hooker Pose for a Brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears is Fucking her Trainer of the Day

There’s something magical about Britney Spears showing off her middled aged mom fitness in some Yoga Pose….and that is that she is wearing short shorts that allow us all to see pretty much as close to her labia as she can get without being naughty….so I get to stare at all that inner thigh and the top curvature of her ass cheek..and assume it is exposed for us to masturbate to…because I want to masturbate to it like it was the day her “Hit Me Baby One More Time” video dropped…in 1997…an era when slutty teens were less common and easier to cum to…even though that was 20 years ago… I guess I’ll always have a place for Britney in my heart, because I am old and watched her career unfold…and part of that is her crazy, the other part of that is the idea of K-Fed knocking her up…She’s Britney Bitch…iconic… The rumor is that she’s apparently dating her trainer, which I am sure was not challenging at all for her to pull off, seeing as she is Britney Spears and she could pretty much fuck anything she wants… She’s also bi-polar, in her sexual prime, looking good and ready to be filled….all the fucking time so a personal trainer makes total sense…. She’s on a short leash with her controlling parents – who want to protect their investment, they don’t want to fuck up their money making scheme, that happens to be their daughter, she has been really profitable and there is still more to be made..so they probably are very strict on who can get close to their prize trophy…but they allow her to spend time with a trainer because they don’t want another fat dumpy Britney – it was bad for business…so let her get recharged and feel alive with some dude who is probably pretty happy with this personal trainer lottery win… Fucking this is something all personal trainers dream of when they first get into personal training and their families laugh at them….you know fuck the celebrity or rich client and knock her up, or start a fitness line, or book a reality show for fat people are the real top level….but I guess fucking this is something all people dream of…Britney is magic. The post Britney Spears is Fucking her Trainer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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21 Questions I Have For This Photo Of NSYNC From Lifetime’s Britney Spears Biopic

Lifetime’s forthcoming Britney Spears biopic has released its first image of NSYNC, and I have a few questions

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Niall Horan’s Jingle Ball Performance Was A True Make-Or-Break Moment

Niall Horan returned to KIIS FM’s L.A. Jingle Ball, where he gave a solo performance to remember.

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Madonna Celebrated Britney Spears’s Birthday By Creepily Covering One Of Her Hits

Madonna threw a Malawi benefit at Miami’s Art Basel and performed a woozy, eerie rendition of Britney Spears’s “Toxic” on the pop star’s December 2 birthday.

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Britney’s Birthday Cake, Bieber’s High Notes, And More Jingle Ball Highlights

Here are all the best moments from KIIS FM’s 2016 Jingle Ball in Los Angeles, featuring Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, and more.

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Britney’s Birthday Cake, Bieber’s High Notes, And More Jingle Ball Highlights

Here are all the best moments from KIIS FM’s 2016 Jingle Ball in Los Angeles, featuring Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, and more.

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Britney Spears Video Released: Watch, Drool Here!

Britney Spears really is back, bitches … and her brand-new video for Slumber Party is the hottest thing since Toxic .  In Britney's new video , which has been viewed almost six million times in its first 24 hours, is hot beyond hot.  And when we say “hot,” we don't mean just hot … we mean HAHT. HAWT. HAAAAAAAAHT.   In the nearly x-rated music video — we can dream, right? — Britney looks the best she's ever looked.  She's tight, she's toned, her dancing is spot-on … and that weird vacant look seems to have evaporated from her gaze.   Things are looking up, and we mean that both metaphorically and literally.  The video revolves around a party, featuring a bevy of scantily-clad figures, but none better-looking than that belonging to Britney, and ends up in a racy slumber party event.  Tinashe was also there, somewhere, and we're pretty sure it's the other chick in the pic above with Brit, but we haven't looked hard enough to really confirm it.  Eventually, the two begin making out, and oh goodness our eyes; our blessed eyes — they've not seen such glory in … well, perhaps ever.  After sealing the deal with Tinashe, Brit makes her way onto her next victim — an extremely hot male guest. A Britney Spears threesome ? Who knows.    Everybody at this point is in various states of undress, and it's so hot it hurts .  Check out the Britney Spears video that everybody's talking about … you don't wanna miss out on this , that's for certain. 

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Joanna Krupa Naked of the Day

Joanna Krupa is hot…shameless….fully naked on her instagram…but hot…and I guess when that’s all you’ve had going for you, all you’ve ever done in your career, no matter how stereotypical hot you are, or how lame your fake tits are, you have no choice but to maintain it as long as possible and show it off as long as possible – because the people who care, who are already following and sucked into her, only want this shit from her…and the people who don’t know she exists, the majority of people, who have never heard her name sure as fuck won’t be jumping on now…it’s near the end of the line and the audience that’s there is the audience that will be there til death of til her sex appeal dies…there’s nothing that will make her get famous now, she peaked now it’s maintaining…and this is what they want…Old lady that is still hot ass…maintaining… The post Joanna Krupa Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears is in shorts. Who gives a fuck. Anyone who is into seeing a Britney Spears now, not a Britney Spears then, has their priorities all fucked up…because if you’re into a Britney Spears now, for more than just navigating ways to K-Fed her a second time….something that would be so hype you could even jerking off to the idea of it…you’d still be doing that to her first album music videos, not this..you see because fantasies often times get ruined by reality…something I experience every time I open my eyes during sex. Everyone knows K-Fedding her would be impossible, her team of handlers, including her parents have their grip on her…and won’t fucking let go… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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