So when I heard there was video of Brooke Burke getting embarrassed on the set of some lingerie photoshoot, I had my fingers crossed it involved a wardrobe malfunction. Turns out though, she was just caught dancing to PSY’s Gangnam Style . I’m not going to lie, that song is insanely catchy and Brooke can definitely shake it. I just wish she had been caught reenacting some other viral video on a bed. Like, say, One Night in Paris. Is that really too much to ask?
Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but she’s pretty spectacular…and she has had to face her own challenges and trials and tribulations…you know fucking her way to celebrity instead of for survival…and I’m pretty glad she did…cuz I’m glad I know she exists….she’s good to look at….and that she’s not just working a local strip club in her home town….she’s used her hotness proper….even if it meant faking a relationship with a gay soccer star….. Right….
Brooke Burke did Shape Magazine, because despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and I figure a life of fitness on a Playboy whore I still JERK OFF TO NUDE PICS OF WHEN I’M FEELING WILD ON ….but in my defense, those pics are a decade old….but in her defense, something I don’t really feel like defending, but will…she looks pretty hot for what might as well be a 90 year old….at least based on how many miles in penis length her vagina has traveled and how many kids it has shat out…..
Here’s one for the nerds: Mythbusters co-host Kari Byron practically busting out of her dress at the Emmy Awards. I’ve never posted about this girl before on the site, but if she keeps showing off cleavage like this, I may have to conduct some further experiments of my own. Hey, don’t let anybody say I don’t have an inquisitive mind.
With apologies to Shape Magazine , I don’t really care about how Brooke Burke “stays this hot at 41,” as long as this certified MILF continues to keep up her killer body. And now that the kids are back to school and out of the house, that should free up Brooke’s afternoons even more. What a coincidence… I work from home, so my afternoons are always free, and I’ve got the perfect idea for a killer workout. Hey Brooke, call me. Related Articles: Brooke Burke In A Bikini Contest Brooke Burke Is A Sexy Cat Lady Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures Brooke Burke Pictures
Obviously this is an older video, I don’t know why I’m just finding out about it now, but it’s a good one. Here’s Brooke Burke back in what looks like the eighties, I know she’s not that old, in a sexy thong bikini contest. Retro awesomeness.
Wild On Mom….Brooke Burke…..was tapping into her roots like she’s not a mom of 10, like she’s not 40, like she’s still some breast implanted party slut getting paid to travel the world and show the public that cheesy people live everywhere, party the same everywhere no matter what beach they are at, or what bikini top they are wearing at said beach, it is all straight up groundhog day…..but the good news is that she had the decency to wear a one piece, something most moms of 10 in their 40s who are far less fit than this hooker seem to do….because for some reason they think their ravaged stomachs, all stretch marked and stretched out, are ok to expose…and that reason is called giving the fuck up…throwing in the towel on sex appeal…a point that Brooke Burke’s not quite at…cuz I’d still fuck her…whether she was pregnant with number 11….or not…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
I don’t think this swimsuit can be called a bikini, technically it’s actually a one-piece, but the words one-piece bathing suit don’t seem to do this outfit justice. Here’s Christina Milian showing off that awesome body of hers while she frolics in the ocean yesterday in something you’d normally only see on center stage at a gentlemen’s club. Hot women in little bathing suits getting all wet is why I got into this business. I love it. Keep up the good work.
I don’t post pictures of Brooke Burke all that often, she’s kind of old now and a little boring to be honest, but when I do they’re normally pretty good. Today is no exception. Here she is lounging around in the sun with her husband, showing off one hell of a perfect little bikini booty. Women half her age don’t have booties this hot. Sure her face is a little older and her hands look like they belong on a corpse, but that sweet sweet booty more than makes up for it. Yes please.
From Wild On to fucking mom…. It always depresses me when the slutty scene chick from the party scene with the fake tits who fucks everyone falls off the map…you know the coke whore taking loads on her face….who disappears…only to be seen again a few years later married to a rich guy rockin a couple kids…on her way to the gym…. It’s like she threw everything away for a hell regular life….that’s why Brooke Burke….fake tits that are the only reminder of what was…depresses me TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
