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‘Battleship’ Trailer: Rihanna Speaks, Aliens Attack

Preview suggests inspiration from Hasbro game and ‘Transformers.’ By Kara Warner “Battleship” Photo: Universal Pictures When we saw the first trailer for Peter Berg’s big-screen adaptation of the Hasbro game Battleship, there were “Blue Crush” and “Armageddon” vibes with regard to how we meet the main characters. Its roster is filled with some of Hollywood’s most attractive players, after all, including Taylor Kitsch , Alexander Skarsgard, Brooklyn Decker and Rihanna . Now, we have a new trailer that has done away with any expositional elements in favor of full-throttle action sequences. Here are five key elements to take away from this new footage: Man vs. Sea vs. Aliens The trailer opens with sweeping shots over the deep blue sea with the ominous wording: “The ocean. Vast. Unexplored. The perfect place to hide” … an alien race! We see “Tremor”-esque sea-monster aliens, flying-airship-type aliens and even a robotic, human-creature-hybrid alien. They swim, fly and fight — in the ocean! Rihanna Speaks! Last time, all we got of the singing star’s feature-film debut was a quick cut of her on a boat. This time, she’s in on the action, gun in hand, and we see that her character is a trusted, capable, strong Marine. And she speaks too! “My dad said they would come,” she says over shots of the aliens wreaking havoc around the world. “He say, ‘We ain’t alone.’ He say one day we’d find them or they’d find us.” The “Transformers” Effect From the first familiarly synthesized notes of the music to the disclaimer “From the company that brought you “Transformers,” there are more than a few similarities between Michael Bay’s take on the robots in disguise and Berg’s aquatic version. Judging from what we see here, they’re not creatures; they’re robotic, computerized machines that, like Transformers, seem to possess the power to instantly adapt to their surroundings and change size and shape. War Games There are a few hints that the movie draws inspiration from the Hasbro game. Liam Neeson’s character announces the start of the simulated and military-sanctioned “naval war games.” Then, during a meeting at the Pentagon, a high-ranking official says, “Three destroyers are unaccounted for.” This name-checks a type of ship in the game and has just the amount of military official-ness in it to suggest the “Who sunk my battleship?” line might be included somewhere. Supporting-Cast Shout-Outs For those looking for more glimpses of the attractive castmembers, Skarsg

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Does a 2012 Calendar of the Day

Here’s the line-up…. Poster/January: Julie Henderson February: Anne V March: Alyssa Miller Left/April: Genevieve Morton May: Irina Shayk June: Chrissy Teigen July: Kate Upton August: Jessica White Cover/September: Brooklyn Decker October: Jessica Gomes November: Hilary Rhoda December: Esti Ginzburg I’m sure you’ve probably seen all these pics before, they are likely from last year’s magazine, I’m too lazy to look into it, because let’s face it, it’s a bunch of pics of big tit s in bikini, even if some of the bitches look like they have Down’s Syndrome (Brooklyn Decker), they all airbrush nicely…….and here are the pics who are likely hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked or will ever fucked….lucky for me, being this internet celebrity, all the bitches I fuck are hotter than this…they just don’t need validation for it….they too busy sucking my dick homies….. That said….who the fuck buys calendars now…it’s called computers, smart phones and ipads motherfucker…this shit is dated, and I know if I got one of these as a gift, the person giving it to me hates me….Seriously, even Mechanics and senior are off Calendars…what the fuck is the point of them….shit SI get a new product to peddle, like dirty worn bikinis by these bitches, that’s some shit I could get behind and put on my wall after jerking off to the shit til they don’t smell anymore….you know…. Here are the pics….drinking and blogging is great.

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Battleship Movie Trailer: Released!

Yes, Battleship is based on a board game. But before you automatically dismiss the May 2012 release for that reason, consider its cast: Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, Alexander Skarsg

Battleship Movie Trailer: Released!

Yes, Battleship is based on a board game. But before you automatically dismiss the May 2012 release for that reason, consider its cast: Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, Alexander Skarsg

Brooklyn Decker’s Sweet See Through Top

I think most of you will agree that some shots of Brooklyn Decker in a see through top is a pretty good way to finish off the week. Here she is in a few more Esquire magazine pictures lounging around in her underwear and giving us just a hint o nip in that nearly invisible top of hers. What a tease. Actually, I’m alright with it, anything that gets this amazing hottie into her underwear is fine by me. Normally I spend a lot of money for women not even close to this hot to lie half naked on my washing machine.

Brooklyn Decker is Not Topless Enough of the Day

I have had a few argruments with guys at the bar, even though I hate these kinds of coversations, cuz in the grand scheme of things, they just don’t matter and talking celebs is just a waste of fucking time, but an example of how they’ve manipulated their way into our lives via marketing, because we don’t know them, will never know them, and generally just don’t matter in any fucking way….except maybe to make other girls feel like shit about themselves…. These arguments were about Brooklyn Decker, fit body and full tits aside, she looks like she’s got Down’s Syndrome, and the only reason she got the cover of SI is cuz she’s married to a pro athlete, who is more powerful than you realize, and has the best sports agents in the world who can strong arm any sports magazine, and pretty much jeopardize their existence by pulling their exclusive stories and sending them elsewhere unless they give the wife a cover shoot…. She’s not as hot as you think she is, but she is topless in these pics and that makes her hotter than usual cuz I don’t have to look at the retard face, but instead look at her nipple-less breast..in pantyhose…I guess nobody’s perfect…but a lot of people are just good enough….Good times..

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Brooklyn Decker is Not Topless Enough of the Day

Brooklyn Decker is Not Topless Enough of the Day

I have had a few argruments with guys at the bar, even though I hate these kinds of coversations, cuz in the grand scheme of things, they just don’t matter and talking celebs is just a waste of fucking time, but an example of how they’ve manipulated their way into our lives via marketing, because we don’t know them, will never know them, and generally just don’t matter in any fucking way….except maybe to make other girls feel like shit about themselves…. These arguments were about Brooklyn Decker, fit body and full tits aside, she looks like she’s got Down’s Syndrome, and the only reason she got the cover of SI is cuz she’s married to a pro athlete, who is more powerful than you realize, and has the best sports agents in the world who can strong arm any sports magazine, and pretty much jeopardize their existence by pulling their exclusive stories and sending them elsewhere unless they give the wife a cover shoot…. She’s not as hot as you think she is, but she is topless in these pics and that makes her hotter than usual cuz I don’t have to look at the retard face, but instead look at her nipple-less breast..in pantyhose…I guess nobody’s perfect…but a lot of people are just good enough….Good times..

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Kate Upton Bounces

I thought this little clip of super hottie Kate Upton’s big breasts bouncing around in lingerie was kinda of tasteless when I first saw it, like some pervert had put it together in his basement and sent it around to all his degenerate friends. Then I found out that it was Kate herself who posted it on her Twitter page and I absolutely love it. Any hottie who actually shares this kind of thing on purpose is my kind of girl. Marry me. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton’s Cute Little Bikini Booty Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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Brooklyn Decker Topless

I don’t really have much to say about these pictures, I mean the title pretty much speaks for itself I think, Brooklyn Decker topless is pretty straight forward. Unfortunately I’m a wholesome clean site so I can’t show you guys all the good parts, and she’s definitely got some beautiful plump good parts, but if you want to see more images you can go HERE (nsfw). I happen to really love a supermodel with giant breasts, you don’t see that very often, like unicorns. Enjoy

Brooklyn Decker new haircut 2011

“Brooklyn’s updated, modern bob is on trend for 2011,” Gibson tells us. “Shorter hair can be s-exy, confident and super modern, and I think hair that is too long isn’t chic or fashionable right now.” She’s ready for spring! Just Go With It star Brooklyn Decker chopped her lengthy locks Tuesday, lopping 10 inches off her mane in the penthouse suite of the W Hotel in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. “I love!!” the model-turned-actress Tweeted, thanking stylist Ted Gibson and colorist Jason Backe for th

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