The red and black roses! The gorgeous emerald ring! The In-N-Out burgers! That’s right, folks, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are inviting A-list guests such as Katy Perry and Charlize Theron to their upcoming nuptials, which the latest issue of OK! Weekly dubs the Wedding of the Year in a cover story that can only be described as… existing. Clearly wanting to show up Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth , the magazine’s totally not made up insider says Pattinson is penning a song for Stewart and “plans to perform it for her on the vintage Fender guitar she bought him for Christmas last year” during their reception. Where might the event take place? Brazil, claims the source, adding that “Rob and Kristen want their wedding to be beautiful and meaningful – but not so over planned that it chokes all the joy out of it.” Well, sure. That would ruin any imaginary wedding.
Brooke Burke Charvet is either inspiring or shaming all other 40-year-old moms out there. The actress, model and co-host of Dancing With The Stars somehow manages to become hotter with age, as evidenced by this promotional picture for her new line of intimate apparel, loungewear, and sleepwear. Here’s Brooke modeling for intiMINT: How does Brooke look like that at age 40? Or at any age? The mother of four makes sure she keeps herself on a rigorous diet, limiting her calorie intake and unhealthy foods, as well making sure to work out. Diet and exercise … funny how that works. Her upcoming collection features lace g-strings, briefs and boy shorts as well as bras, nightgowns, tank tops, robes and more. Which begs the question … Brooke Burke: Hottest 40-year-old mother of four ever?
Why has Kourtney Kardashian not yet married Scott Disick , despite being knocked up with his second child? Jimmy Kimmel asked that very question of the reality star last night and received the following, confounding answer: “I have realized that I have major commitment problems during this pregnancy. I’m really claustrophobic, and all my issues – and I have a lot of them – they all stem from this thing. I can’t commit to anything… but I love Scott, and he is my partner.” Translation: We’re waiting for the biggest tabloid offer. Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and Khloe Kardashian Odom on Jimmy Kimmel Live While the sisters went on to gab about Khloe’s pet bird and their nail polish line, as posted above, Kimmel easily earned the line of the night by replying to Kourtney’s rambling reason for remaining single by bringing up Kim and Kris Humphries and saying: “Why don’t you try it for a little while like Kim did?” Shockingly, the siblings had no response to this spontaneous quip. One of their writers is totally getting fired.
Chris Rock absolutely roasted Chris Brown on the Today Show Thursday in an off-the-cuff bit that left Matt Lauer, Al Roker and Elmo at a loss for words. As Matt was coming back from commercial, he referenced the lovely New York City weather, which he hopes holds up for Brown’s concert Friday. “We’re hoping the same kind of weather hits us tomorrow when we’ve got Chris Brown out on the plaza,” said Lauer. And then this happened: Rock, of course, never lets a good domestic violence joke go to waste. Chris Rock Slams Chris Brown on Today “Did you say you hope the same weather HITS you? I hope some weather doesn’t SMACK us upside the head,” the comedian joked, making an obvious reference to Chris Brown’s signature career achievement, beating the heck out of Rihanna . The entire Today crew couldn’t contain their laughter, which is especially funny when you consider that Brown is performing on the show tomorrow. Sorry, Team Breezy , but there’s just no defending your man anymore.
In the weed-inspired clip, Breezy parties with Big Sean, Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa, set to perform at Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards. By Rob Markman Chris Brown’s “Till I Die” video feat. Big Sean and Wiz Khalifa Photo: Sony Music Entertainment The 9-to-5 grind can be a real drag, even for superstars like Chris Brown . To take the edge off, Breezy dons a suit and tie and throws a good old fashioned smoke party with Wiz Khalifa and Big Sean for his “Till I Die” video, which he released online Wednesday night. Brown’s self-directed clip starts in a run-of-the-mill office with maze-like cubicles, boring brown corkboards and a nasty old water cooler. It’s all pretty mundane, that is until a rapping Chris pops out of nowhere, tripping the mail guy and encouraging a Sarah Palin look-alike to photo-copy her bare bottom. “A n—a gonna be faded all the way ’til the a.m.,” Brown promises as his shift ends and he takes the elevator from the 420th floor to the building’s lobby with fellow stoners Wiz and Sean. The good times continue to roll when Snoop Dogg, along with a few lucky ladies, comes to pick up his homeys in a yellow, old-school convertible. “More drink, pour it up/ More weed, roll it up,” Sean raps while Brown harmonizes “I’m high” in the background as they ride through the streets of L.A. The happy rappers eventually reach their destination, a foggy frat house with thick, billowing smoke, tons of snacks and fellow marijuana enthusiasts Method Man and Redman, who present Wiz with a golden bong. “Till I Die” was actually Khalifa’s second weed-inspired video of the day. Earlier Wednesday, the Pittsburgh spitter dropped a clip for “The Grinder,” a jazzy smoke tune from his Taylor Allderdice mixtape . Fans can catch Khalifa performing during Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards at 9 p.m. ET, introduced by none other than Charlie Sheen . For Brown, “Till I Die” is a far cry all of the other videos he’s released from his upcoming Fortune album. “Turn Up the Music,” which has amassed almost 40 million views on YouTube, is a heavy dance number, while “Strip” finds Chris in the middle of a sexy house party. The Virginia singer’s sultry love-making ode “Sweet Love” comes with a video to match, but “Till I Die” is a fun and welcomed departure from it all. Not that we condone that sort of thing. What do you think of Chris Brown’s “Till I Die” video? Tell us in the comments. Head over to MovieAwards.MTV.com to vote for your favorite flicks now! The 21st annual MTV Movie Awards air live Sunday, June 3, at 9 p.m. ET. Related Artists Chris Brown Wiz Khalifa Snoop Dogg Big Sean
The talk of the Twitter-verse is that Chris Brown is begging for forgiveness from Rihanna in a new song released online. But is it true, and if so, how will she react? The lyrics to Brown’s single “Off That Liquor” (below) include the following line: “Them other girls ain’t got nothing on ya. Patron mixed with … that’s your recipe.” Rihanna is a known fan of Patron tequila, BTW. Also, the line “If it’s loving that you need,” from her 2005 hit “If It’s Lovin’ That You Want” is mirrored in Chris’ new song. He sings, “Come, if it’s loving that you need, from me!” Could it be that Chris, whose fans have been in the news as much as he has lately for their threats against Chrissy Teigen , is really pining for his ex this time? Maybe, maybe not … but it’s hard to believe this was penned for Karrueche Tran . He continues, “Whenever you’re ready, I’mma give you my heart,” to which he almost explicitly demands Rihanna to come back to him … and get naked ASAP. “Right now girl, baby come over, so we can make love,” he croons. “So when you’re leaving that party baby / Come on over, we can get it started baby.” Your move, Rih. Your move. Chris Brown – Off That Liquor
MMG vs. CBE??? Chris Brown Removes Meek Mill From His New Album Over Rumors That He Is Sleeping With Rihanna Rumors have been swirling for the last couple months that MMG’s resident sex symbol Meek Mill was chopping down the piff-puffin’ cakes of one Miss Robyn Fenty . While Bossip got the word exclusively from Meek that he was NOT dating the Bajan banger, there appears to be at least ONE person that isn’t buying it…C-Breezy. While making it rain in DC strip club Stadium, Meek (after several magnum-sized gold bottles more than likely) went to twitter with this little doozy. Although the Philly spitter has since removed the tweet, we have a feeling that this situation is FAR from over. Breezy must have gotten word of Meek’s quip, hit the flip to see how he responded… Images via Instagram/Twitter
Chris Brown caught some heat for lip synching during is Billboard Music Awards Performance. One of his critics was John Legend’s fiance, Chrissy Teigen. Apparently,…
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