Sorry, single men over 50: Kris Jenner won’t be on the market any time soon. The mother of Kim Kardashian and kompany appeared yesterday on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and responded to Bruce Jenner divorce rumors, laughing off the chatter that’s recently been heating up the Internet. Kris Jenner on The Tonight Show “That is the most ridiculous…we’ve been married almost 22 years,” Kris said. “We fight all the time. Everybody fights after 21 years, but he kind of stays away, gets to the golf course and tries to stay out of my way.” As for the annual Kardashian Christmas card and whether it will include Kanye West? “You’re just gonna have to wait” and see, Jenner teased. Spoken like a true Mom-ager.
Marie-Eve Martinez here. Kris Jenner disgusts me and not because of the way she looks – she’s actually pretty fit overall for a lady her age – but because she will stop at nothing to exploit every member of her family any chance she gets. I’d like to say I think it’s all in the name of a pay check but for her and Kim especially I’m really starting to think these bitches do most of this shit for the attention because they are worthless and save for their stupid TV show, have nothing going for them but the way they look . You don’t get paid for posting pics of yourself on Instagram slipping nipples, for instance. The craziest part about the Kardashians is the way the media eats these people up – even Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters for god sakes – which is pretty fucking funny if you think about it because we live in a North American society where the sex industry is frowned upon for the most part by the general public but if parents want to go ahead and pimp their own children by (alledgedly) marketing their sex tape an using it to negotiate a television deal, they get featured on TV specials. Seriously what the fuck is going on? I’d say I can’t wait til Bruce Jenner dumps this cunt’s ass – Brusce Jenner seems alright – but I’m sure she will just find a way to make another few million dollars off of it and if I know this bitch at all she’s probably consulted with producers already regarding her spin-off divorce solo show. You know, just in case.
While much of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family patriarch and matriarch – namely pesky rumors of Kris Jenner cheating with Todd Waterman – the kids were back in focus Sunday. Namely Kourtney Kardashian as she prepared to welcome baby #2. How did she react to witnessing a water birth? And what’s the rest of the gang up to? We break it all down for you in THG’s official +/- recap: “You beat the s–t out of me in the middle of the night with your arm,” Kris tells Bruce. Keeping Up quotes we did not see coming. Plus 20 . Sleep-beatings aside, Kris is doing well and decides to head down to to San Diego to visit her mother, Mary Joe (MJ), with her daughters. “It’s hard for my mom to see her mom getting older,” says pregnant Kourtney, “but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t make time for them.” Plus 10 . A trip to the San Diego Zoo brings back the memories and Kris decides to change her attitude toward her mother and visit more often. Plus 5 . Bruce going to see a specialist to determine why he’s been trying to deck his wife in his sleep = producers are running low on ideas. Minus 70 . Just wait until he sees the pic of Kris Jenner drunk and flashing the camera … dude is gonna wanna throw punches while awake then! Plus 10 . Ever-rare Brandon Jenner sighting! Plus 10 . After a night of monitoring, the results are … that there’s nothing he can do. So he buys a sling. Problem solved, contrived plot closed. Wash . “I don’t want to be thinking about kids coming out of that little secret place that I like to go to when I’m lonely at night … I want to think of it as my little playground.” – Scott on Kourtney Kardashian’s vagina. Plus 50 . Minus 30 because we’re well aware he sleeps in another room and probably visits that playground about twice a year now that he has two kids. Hard to blame him, though, for feeling a bit freaked out by all of the birthing methods Kourtney is researching. Overboard much? Minus 10 . Kourtney recruits Khloe to watch a water birth with her, much to Khloe’s displeasure … and ultimately Kourtney’s dismay as well. Plus 20 . “I just don’t think that a water birth is what I want to do now,” Kourtney says. “Even though the experience at home would be amazing, it’s your child’s life that’s involved … and I just don’t think I would take that risk.” To each their own. Plus 10 . EPISODE TOTAL: +35. SEASON TOTAL: -145 .
Kris and Bruce Jenner have a lot to celebrate with the arrival of Kourtney Kardashian’s baby girl this week, but a new report says they are on the rocks. The couple’s 21-year marriage is “on the verge of collapse,” according to the National Enquirer, after Bruce caught Kris cozying up to Todd Waterman . Waterman, of course, is the woman she had an affair with while married to the late Robert Kardashian, and who she recently made contact with again. This was documented on the current season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians , but Kris appeared to have cut off contact. Not so, the Enquirer says. The 62-year-old Bruce was reportedly devastated when he walked in on her composing an email to her ex, then meeting him for a secret rendezvous. “She told no one, but she did go out with Todd, and it was an electrifying date,” said an insider with a gift for superlatives as well as Kris Jenner scoop. “Kris walked out of the restaurant where they’d met looking like the cat that ate the canary. It’s so obvious that she still carries a torch for him.” After being busted signing an “xoxo” to Waterman, Kris made excuses claiming she needed final closure, but Bruce wasn’t buying it and stormed out. “He believes, ‘Once a cheater, always a cheater.’ He can believe that Kris has had the audacity to keep in contact with Todd,” explained the friend. “Cheating is a deal breaker for him, so their marriage is on the brink.” Bruce is still reeling from his wife’s tell-all memoir, Kris Jenner…And All Things Kardashian , in which detailed “wild crazy sex” with Todd Waterman. In a recent episode of the family’s hit E! reality show, Kris “bumped into” Todd, now a Hollywood animator, at a Los Angeles-area tennis club. She gave him a lengthy hug and swapped contact information … that much we all saw on TV. But sources say it’s actually worse than it looked. “Bruce would feel totally betrayed if he actually knew the length and breadth of Kris and Todd’s current relationship,” says the insider ominously. “They had continued to feverishly e-mail each other, flirt and text. I think Kris is covering up a lot of secrets and lies. Bruce’s feelings are still raw.” “I don’t think he can take much more, especially not after this, and will be wondering what else Kris has been up to behind his back.” [Photo: WENN.com]
On this week’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians, tensions boiled over between Scott and … well, everybody, while Kris received an unwelcome surprise. Last week, we saw the beginnings of a Scott Disick and Bruce Jenner feud. Last night was certainly no different, as the former grew increasingly bitter. Also, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian wore bikinis a lot. Come along for THG’s +/- Keeping Up rekap! Scott and Rob bust into Kendall and Kylie Jenner’s suite with Rob Kardashian to scare them in the middle of the night. Pretty funny. Plus 10 . Meanwhile, Kris Jenner’s lip is so swollen from an allergic reaction that she looks like a Heidi Montag plastic surgery victim. Ouch. Minus 20 . “It’s God punishing you for giving Todd your email,” Bruce says. OWNED! Plus 90 . Bruce and Scott have more in common than they think, though. While Bruce was making passive-aggressive digs like that, Scott was … okay, there’s nothing passive about plain refusing to get out of bed because you’re pissed. Minus 10 . Hangover, schmangover, he’s just sick of them all. Minus 5 . When he finally emerges, Disick immediately is criticized by the fam. “This is exactly why I didn’t want to get out of bed. I have all these people nagging me at all times. I feel like I’m going to lose my mind.” Dude, we feel ya. Plus 10 . Scott has had enough and he packs a bag and leaves! Or at least pretends to, as the producers are often compelled to make him. Minus 15 . Bruce decides he will step up and try to help, while burying the hatchet with Scott: “I just want to be able to say something to kind of help him out and [teach Scott] how to deal with people. Life’s too short,” Jenner says. Plus 5 . “Yeah, and life’s too short for you to sit around wondering if I saw my ex-boyfriend again or not,” Kris interjects. Touche, Bruce . Touche. Plus 10 . Then the light bulb goes on. Bruce apologizes and plants a make-up kiss on his better half, gigantic upper lip and all. Plus 10 for those two. Scott shockingly reveals that … he wants to marry Kourtney and he refuses? And he’s scared every single day that she’ll leave him? Minus 15 . Plus 5 for Mason’s little beach outfit, incidentally. And Plus 5 more for Kim Kardashian ‘s bikini. And Plus 10 more for Kourtney’s, even though she’s very pregnant and some viewers were probably grossed out. She’s always beautiful. Disick rallies and comes to the family dinner in the end. Plus 15 . Now it’s time for Kourt to step up and and reassure the guy, which she does. Not that all is well, necessarily, after that. “The whole reason I had another kid with you is because you agreed to get married if we had another,” he reveals. “You broke the contract, you broke the deal, I’m not going to keep trying with you forever.” Whoa. Minus 15 . She does buy Scott a commitment bracelet, at least? Eh, Minus 40 . “The fact that she [Kourtney] told me in front of her whole family how much she loves me makes me feel good,” Scott says later. “And it’s a very cute idea.” “This love bracelet … it obviously doesn’t go with my gold accessories, but if it did I’d always wear it.” Brings a tear to your eye. Plus 10 . EPISODE TOTAL: +60. SEASON TOTAL: -330 .
What in the entire f***?!??! Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are being sued by the wackjob who holds the Guinness book of world records as the most litigious man in the world. Jonathan Lee Riches filed the lawsuit in Northern District of West Virginia on June 21 citing that he stumbled upon a secret Al-Qaeda terrorist meeting where he saw Kim, Kanye, Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner, Khloe and Kourtney. Riches has stated that he discovered all of the defendants at an Al-Qaeda secret training camp in West Virginia on June 17 where they were allegedly pleading their allegiance to the organization, burning the U.S. flag and stomping on pictures of President Barack Obama. Now we don’t buy all that but the lawsuit is definitely legit. We were able to get the actual copy of the suit itself. The suit gets into details which includes Kanye West selling Air Yeezy 2′s to fund Al-Qaeda. Check out the official copies of the lawsuit below. This has to be the ultimate troll! While Kanye might like to dress up like a Jihadi couture ninja in his videos and Kim may hold weapons of mass destruction in her pants, we heavily doubt these two have teamed up with Al-Qaeda. However, we have a feeling they are still planning total world domination. Source
What in the entire f***?!??! Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are being sued by the wackjob who holds the Guinness book of world records as the most litigious man in the world. Jonathan Lee Riches filed the lawsuit in Northern District of West Virginia on June 21 citing that he stumbled upon a secret Al-Qaeda terrorist meeting where he saw Kim, Kanye, Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner, Khloe and Kourtney. Riches has stated that he discovered all of the defendants at an Al-Qaeda secret training camp in West Virginia on June 17 where they were allegedly pleading their allegiance to the organization, burning the U.S. flag and stomping on pictures of President Barack Obama. Now we don’t buy all that but the lawsuit is definitely legit. We were able to get the actual copy of the suit itself. The suit gets into details which includes Kanye West selling Air Yeezy 2′s to fund Al-Qaeda. Check out the official copies of the lawsuit below. This has to be the ultimate troll! While Kanye might like to dress up like a Jihadi couture ninja in his videos and Kim may hold weapons of mass destruction in her pants, we heavily doubt these two have teamed up with Al-Qaeda. However, we have a feeling they are still planning total world domination. Source
Well, this sucks. The Mayans were clearly right. In the most obvious sign yet that the world will end some time this calendar year, television goddess Oprah Winfrey has lined up her next interview – and it’s with every member of the Kardashian family. Desperate to improve ratings for her floundering network, Oprah has recently sat down with Paris Jackson and 50 Cent , but at least the former is the child of an icon and the latter was shot a bunch of times. Neither is famous for letting Ray J tap her large backside on video camera. For shame, O Dubs. For shame… Oprah’s Next Chapter Preview: The Kardashians
Kim Kardashian has grown closer to her family than ever before. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are preparing for a new baby. Khloe Kardashian is striving to spend time with her loved ones. Rob Kardashian is finding his way in business Bruce and Kris Jenner are hitting a rough patch when the former reveals he feels taken for granted. If these storylines – included in the official E! press release for season seven of Keeping Up with the Kardashians – don’t grab your attention, good. There’s hope for you yet. But if they DO somehow make you anxious to tune in for new episodes… … well, those premiere on May 20. Click through a series of promotional photos of the family now:
Step-daddy knows best… Mom-ager, Kris Jenner might be thrilled over her daughter’s relationship with Yeezy, but as the world marvels at the new power couple lknown as Kim-Ye, there’s one person who is far from happy with the Hollywood union… Kim’s stepdad: At a speaking engagement in Boston on Wednesday, Bruce Jenner told the crowd: “I’m not that excited, but we’ll see.” “Kimberly and I have had a conversation about them and their potential relationship,” said the former Olympian, who is thought to be most worried about the soon-to-be twice divorced Kim jumping into a relationship so quickly. Bruce’s cold reaction to the new romance is a sharp contrast to that of his wife, as RadarOnline.com previously reported, publicity-hungry Kris Jenner is thrilled about having the Grammy winner as a potential son-in-law. “She loves that they’re together and thinks Kanye is a huge step up for Kim after her marriage to Kris Humphries,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “Dating Kanye puts Kim in a whole new stratosphere. Kris was just a basketball player making a few million dollars a year, but Kanye is a world-wide multi-millionaire superstar.” Meanwhile, Kim’s little sister Khloe agrees with Bruce, and is concerned about Kim jumping back in too soon. “Khloe just wishes that Kim wouldn’t get involved with anyone for at least a year,” revealed an insider close to the family. “Kim isn’t even divorced yet and Khloe is extremely worried that Kris (Humphries) is going to try and attempt to use her new relationship as ammunition to score a bigger settlement.” Bruce has had to watch his infamous step-daughter go through a lot of heartbreak when it comes to men, do you think he’s right to air his opinions or should he just let his attention slorin’ seed do her thing? Source More On Bossip! Sorry Ye’: 10 Reasons Kim Kardashian Isn’t Even In Beyonce’s League You Can’t Be Serious: Kenya Bell Is Still Talkin’ Yang “I Didn’t Want To Hurt Evelyn On National Television” Freak Out! NFL Baller Jabar Gaffney Goes In On Ex-Wife, Rival Player He Wants To Beat Up And Taking YOUR Chick! What A Banger Looks Like?: Meet Cuban Triple Jumper “Yargelis Savigne” [Video]
