It’s official: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby girl . So Bruce Jenner should be taking out his quasi son-in-law for a celebratory drink or two, right? There’s just one problem. “I have only met him once,” Jenner told Extra ‘s Maria Menounos late last week of his step-daughter’s “He’s never… he’s not around. He was in Paris the whole time writing, and he just hasn’t been around.” It’s true. While the Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 8 premiere featured Kim learning the gender of her child, Kanye was nowhere to be found. In fact, Brody Jenner has NEVER met the artist. “But Kim says great things about him,” Brody added on Extra . “And so does the entire family.” That’s very nice. Maybe one day they’ll spend more than five minutes with the man responsible for bringing their grandchild into the world and be able to form an actual opinion on West.
This dumba** bout to die messing around with some female. Applaud him. Man Jumps Out Window To Avoid Woman’s Husband According to Mail Online In a stunning example of a soap opera come to life, a video has surfaced from Brazil that depicts the hilarious struggle of a man attempting to escape a cheating woman’s bedroom after her husband has come home. And it’s out a third story window. As the drama begins, a husband and wife are seen arguing on the third-floor patio of an urban apartment building. ‘Who shirt is this,’ demands the husband in Portuguese. The wife angrily flings the shirt into a whooping crowd that has gathered below. Their fight is juicy enough as is, but just off to the side a man appears in the couple’s window. Shirtless and angry, the man may be an adulterer but he’s awfully quick-thinking. He tosses out the window an escape rope he’s managed to fashion from knotted t-shirts and bravely begins to climb down. On a window sill below, he stops. The cackling crowd mocks both him and the woman’s husband. ‘Cornudo,’ the growing audience yells at the husband, a Portuguese word for a man being cheated on. As if a Hollywood celebrity had just fallen from the sky, the passersby hoot and ogle and snap photos. They chant ‘JUMP!’ as emergency workers arrive to assist the struggling man. And he does just that. A soft mat is placed below the shirtless man and the crowd cheers as leaps and bounces down to the street. Barefoot and scowling, the shirtless man gives the woman and her husband a good shake of the fist, then shakes it at the crowd for good measure and marches out of view. Homie you went through all that for some kitty kat? Youtube
Kris cheated once she’ll cheat again. Kris Jenner Cheating on Bruce According to The National Enquirer Admitted cheater KRIS JENNER is carrying on a shocking secret relationship with one of the men rumored to be the biological father of her daughter KHLOE! Sources say the suspicious liaison blew up after a neighbor caught a half-naked Kris planting a kiss on her hunky hairdresser of 30 years, Alex Roldan. Now the 57-year-old Kardashian “momager” is desperate to keep the true nature of her red-hot relationship with Alex, 56, under wraps for fear it will end her troubled marriage to Bruce Jenner, the sources add. “Kris and Alex have been friends for decades, but recently they’ve been spending more and more time together,” revealed a family insider. “She’s been confiding in him about her struggles with Bruce, and they’ve also bonded over reports claiming Alex is Khloe’s real dad. “At first they just laughed off the rumors. But after joking about their supposed secret sex life, all the hot-and-heavy talk got real sexual chemistry brewing!” That blew up in their faces when the source says the two were busted during an intimate moment. “Kris was in the back area of Alex’s salon for a hair treatment,” said the insider. “She removed her shirt to put on a protective cape – but then accidentally dropped it and was left standing there in a sheer, plunging bra. “Alex quickly ran over with a towel to cover up Kris’ exposed breasts. She made a comment about how chivalrous he was, then gave him a kiss. “It just so happens that one of Kris and Bruce’s neighbors was at the salon and caught a glimpse of the clinch. She didn’t say anything at the time, but word quickly got back to Bruce.” Bruce later confronted his wife of 22 years and all hell broke loose, according to the source. “Rather than apologize, Kris told Bruce she wished he were more mature like Alex,” said the insider. “Kris likes the fact that Alex is tall and brawny with a full head of hair and piercing eyes, which Kris says is the opposite of Bruce’s man boobs, scrawny legs and whiny personality.” Now, Kris’ inner circle is buzzing about her new “fling,” said the source. “Her friends are calling Alex her ‘boyfriend,’ and her daughters are giving her grief,” said the insider. “They’re furious that Kris is disrespecting Bruce by carrying on with Alex.” Over the years, Kris and Alex have had no qualms about appearing together in public, sources say, even sharing a luncheon date with Kris’ daughter Kourtney and her partner Scott Disick in New York City in 2011. A published report recently named Alex as Khloe’s biological father and claimed that Kris made Alex – who opened his L.A. salon in 1985 – sign a $30 million nondisclosure agreement to keep him from spilling the beans about the true nature of their relationship. BUT as The ENQUIRER has reported, 28-year-old Khloe believes she’s the result of an affair between her mother and O.J. Simpson and has even invited the disgraced football great to live with her after he’s freed from prison. Meanwhile, Kris has been branded as a serial cheater. As The ENQUIRER reported, Bruce caught his wife rekindling her passionate relationship with boytoy Todd Waterman – who was her lover during her marriage to the late Robert Kardashian. Adding to 63-year-old Bruce’s ire, Kris cavorted through France with her hunky trainer, Gunnar Peterson, 50, during a vacation last summer. As we’ve reported, Kris’ kinky past also includes a three-way romp with O.J. Simpson and his then-wife Nicole Brown Simpson in the late ’80s as well as a purported secret sex tape. In a bid to save their crumbling union, Kris and Bruce began seeing marriage counselors in July 2012. But Bruce later secretly contacted lawyers about divorcing Kris in what could lead to a nasty battle over their $180 million fortune. “Kris’ interest in Alex is putting her bank account and her relationship with her children at risk,” said the insider. “But it’s really no surprise. Kris is just doing what she always has – putting herself and her own needs first.” What’s done in the dark will always come to light.
Tatt, tatt, tatted up… While her older sisters are off getting married, having babies, getting divorced, and making sex tapes everything in between, 17-year-old Kimmy Cakes mini me Kendall Jenner is doing what rich and wild teenagers do: get tatted up with sharpie markers. Kendall Jenner Gets Huge Tattoo On Her Back With A Sharpie via Hollyscoop Kendall Jenner, half sister to the Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Klan, has revealed her latest bodily addition: A tattoo covering her entire back. The tat, which Kendall debuted on Twitter, is a profile of a skull that stretches from shoulder to shoulder and halfway down her back. Also, the skull is crowned with a Native American headdress, because that makes sense, right? Before you go shunning the starlet for ruining her modeling career with this beast ink, though, it doesn’t appear to be permanent. Rather, it’s a sharpie sketch drawn by L.A. artist Nat Wood. We know this by the caption, which Ms. Wood wrote and was later retweeted by Kendall. It reads: “Sharpie tatt for KJ! Love you girl.” SMH. Wonder what Momma Kris had to say about this… Twitter
After Kourtney’s breast milk took center stage a week ago, the Kardashian family really got the competitive juices flowing instead on last night’s episode. Sometimes a little sibling rivalry can be fun, but when there are double-digit siblings named Kardashian and Jenner, things can get out of hand quickly. Come along for THG’s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami recap! Kris, Kylie, Brandon, Leah and Bruce Jenner all show up to be on Kim and Kourtney’s team in the annual Miami Dragon Boat Race for charity. Because Leah was feeling ill, Kourtney assumed her step-brother’s wife was pregnant. Not the case. Way to jump to conclusions Kourt. Minus 30 . Kourtney: “Kim has called a practice session on a conference table, pretending the table is a boat. Because she’s crazy.” Yes. Yes she is. Plus 40 . Tension is riding high. Bruce really wants to win this thing … it’s like he really wants to one-up his famous stepdaughters just once. Hard to blame the man. Scott: “That’s a bunch of people paddling around like lost people who fell off a big boat. I need some speed, baby!” Plus 20. Lord Disick didn’t want to participate in the race. Bruce tells him to “man up.” Plus 20 . Kanye West surprises Kim Kardashian with a visit and Kim has to back out of the dragon boat race, setting up the time-honored boyfriend vs. family tension. Kim insists Kanye comes before her family. Anyone believe that? Minus 70 . Kim: “That’s one of Kanye’s mottos: don’t f*ck with me.” How original. Minus 30 . Later, Kim said she could participate after all, but new team captain Bruce decided to teach her a lesson and not let her join. This guy is on a roll. Plus 50 . Kim then shows up on the day of the race with her own team, an idea she totally pulled off on her own and without the help of any producers. Minus 200 . “We’ll have fun, but you also have to realize that winning is fun,” says Bruce. Plus 40 for proving he’s still got some competitive spirit after all these years. The race was a close one, but somehow Team Bruce managed to win – and made sure that Kim never heard the end of it. Gotta give it up for the old man. Plus 40 . Scott: “My whole life I lived by myself, now I have to live with 90 of you people.” Plus 320 . Scott: “I truly do love every person in her family. It’s just hard to love them all when they’re in the same room.” Plus 100 more . EPISODE TOTAL: +300! SEASON TOTAL: +138!
We hear ya Vi, ain’t nobody got time for that! After defending The Help from accusations that the roles were setting Black people back half a century last year, Hollyweird actress Viola Davis is finally admitting she is rather tired of playing a downtrodden black soul! Via US Weekly reports : Viola Davis has been there, done that. The actress, who earned an Academy Award nomination for her role as a Southern maid in 2011′s The Help, says she has no intention of playing a domestic worker ever again. In her latest film, Beautiful Creatures, Davis plays a librarian named Amma. The character is a hybrid of two characters, a maid and librarian, who first appeared in the popular book series by authors Kami Garcia and Margaret Stohl. “I’m tired of that,” Davis, 47, tells CNN of playing a housekeeper. “Me and Octavia [Spencer], Aunjanue Ellis, Roslyn Ruff — we all played maids in The Help and it was fabulous. It’s a fabulous story because we were personalized and all of those things, but I think that people need to see an African American in the 21st century integrated in the life of this town and family who’s not in servitude.” Directed by Richard LaGravenese, Beautiful Creatures tells the story of an ordinary high school student, Ethan Wate, who falls in love with a potentially dangerous caster named Lena Duchannes. Davis praised newcomers Alden Ehrenreich and Alice Englert for bringing the characters to life on the big screen. “They weren’t thinking about, ‘Everything is resting on my shoulders, how are people going to receive the movie?’ That is not your job as an actor,” Davis tells CNN. “They were artists doing their job, in the moment, without vanity, with courage. And that’s what I respected about them, I really did. There’s no sense of stress in any of them. It was wonderful to watch.” Beautiful Creatures is in theaters Feb. 14. SMH. NOW she’s tired of playing a maid? She sure wasn’t talking this yang last year. Wonder what made her see the light? Oh yeah all the attention she got from playing a maid. Talk about irony. Do you think Viola will regret her vow if Hollywood comes to her with another blockbuster with lots of juicy maid parts? You can do it Viola. You is kind, you is smart, you is important!!!!
Kim K. tells her family that Kanye comes first! Kim Kardashian Tells Family That Kanye West Comes First Kim Kardashian bluntly tells her family they take a backseat to her relationship with rapper Kanye West on this Sunday’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami… Via RadarOnline reports: Noteworthy is that the episode was filmed last autumn, prior to Kanye announcing in December that he and Kim are expecting a child. In the clip, Kim emerges to tell sister Kourtney, mother Kris Jenner and stepdad Bruce Jenner that she will be able to participate in a boat-racing event – after she backed out of it mistakenly thinking Kanye would be around. When she walks into the kitchen, where the first family of reality TV is eating breakfast, Bruce immediately attacks her, asking, “Little Kimmie, what are you gonna back out on today? Anything else you want to get out of?” She tells the family, “I can actually go” – explaining that Kanye had a last-minute flight to take – but everyone is upset at the inherent message sent with her newfound availability. “So we’re you’re back-up choice?” Kris asked, while Kourtney surmised, “So we’re second priority.” “Yeah you are,” Kim, 32, shot back. “Yeah, in my life you are!” Kim’s honesty rubbed Bruce the wrong way, as he told her, “You know, I’m the team captain and I like commitment … there’s no more room, sorry.” Kim sure has her priorties in order. Wonder if she shared the same sentiments about Ray J, Reggie Bush and Kris Humphries….
Having trimmed the field down to 16 coming into this week, Sean Lowe resumed his quest for Mrs. Right in the third episode of The Bachelor . We’re officially entering silly season on The Bachelor, as the episodes between the first two and the last three are oftentimes the most ridiculous. Which of the ladies produced the most drama tonight? What kind of absurd dates were we subjected to? Find out below in THG’s official +/- recap! Check out The Bachelor spoilers if you’re impatient and want to know for sure, but it looked like a number of contenders really stepped up tonight. Some pretenders revealed themselves as such, too. Who, you ask? Lesley M. got the first date, and it was a record-breaker. Literally. A trip to the Guinness World Record Museum ended up with Sean and Lesley trying to break the record for longest on-screen kiss. They did! Plus 20 . It was really awkward and uncomfortable after awhile! Minus 10 . If the producers were going for romantic fireworks? Fail. If they were going for unintentional comedy? Marginal success. Call this one a Wash . The saving grace was that Sean and Lesley really do like each other, and later that night, they had a real date and a good talk together. Plus 15 . Group beach date equals Sean Lowe shirtless. Plus 30 . And Chris Harrison in a pink button-down. Minus 15 . The Bachelor host-pump split the women into teams of six and announced they would play a game of beach volleyball for the right to stay on the date. Good idea in theory, but both teams were beyond terrible. Minus 15 . The winning team (term used loosely) consisted of Desiree, Robyn, Lindsay, Amanda, Jackie and Kacie. They won more alone time with Sean. Desiree is weirded out by Amanda and the fact that she becomes more animated when Sean’s around … like every woman trying to impress a guy ever. Still, the drama heats up, and Kacie Boguskie, Bachelor veteran, goes to tell Sean about it. Minus 50 for being that girl, Kacie B. We used to heart you. Kacie’s plan to turn Sean against both girls obviously backfires when he asks why she’s telling him this if she’s not even involved. [crickets] Plus 30 . Kacie says she felt she had to let him know. Sean Lowe lets her know that she needs to stop acting like a typical Bachelor crazy girl. Plus 10 . The big rose of the night ends up going to Lindsay, who has come a long way since meeting Sean while drunk in a wedding dress. Plus 10 . As we saw in the previews, Tierra falls down the stairs, then quickly recovers after she realized the paramedics were taking her to the hospital. Minus 50 . Not surprisingly, this came off looking like theatrics as much as a serious medical issue, but only Tierra knows how much she milked it. Well, Tierra and Mike Fleiss. We’re guessing A LOT. Plus 10 . On a one-on-one date, AshLee Frazier tells Sean about her adoption at age six and the abuse she suffered in foster homes. It’s heartbreaking. Sean shows his commitment to kids by bringing two teenage girls with debilitating illnesses along for their trip to an empty Six Flags. Plus 50 . The two have a serious talk – he is all for adopting older kids, as we saw in his courtship of Emily Maynard , in a sense – which Ash feels strongly about. He was so touched by her story of meeting her dad for the first time that his eyes actually welled up with tears. Sean Lowe is quite a catch. Plus 50 . The cocktail party was its typical mad dash of drama, desperation and Bachelor cliches. Sometimes Sean can be a tad boring in this role. Minus 10 . Or is he? Sean pulls Kacie out of line before the rose ceremony to send her home! That’s gotta hurt, but at least he didn’t get her hopes up? The same can’t be said for Kristy and Taryn, who had to stand there awkwardly while the rest of the roses were doled out and they didn’t get any. Other than that, no big shockers this week on ABC. Plus 10 . Eliminated from The Bachelor here in Season 17, Week 3: Kristy Kaminski Taryn Daniels Kacie Boguskie EPISODE TOTAL: +85! SEASON TOTAL: +63!
Police raced to Chris Brown’s home Monday afternoon following a 911 call reporting a domestic incident at his address, but it turns out it was just a prank. The Hollywood “swatting” crew has struck again. The caller claimed a mother and father were in a fight at Brown’s address, and that the father had gone into another room in the house to get a gun. At that point the caller hung up, not mentioning it was Chris Brown ‘s house; police arrived and found no evidence of … anything. Chris was not even there. This is the latest in a string of celebrity “swatting” incidents – prank calls resulting in cops arriving at stars’ homes and causing mass hysteria – in recent weeks. Last Friday, someone falsely reported a gunman in the home of Kris and Bruce Jenner . The Jenners were actually there at the time of that stunt. Tom Cruise was another recent swatting victim, though the movie star was not present at the time officials were sent racing over to his address. Police are determined to catch whomever is doing this, for good reason.
Close to 19 months after the Osama Bin Laden death photo that rocked the world, new details have emerged regarding this terrorist’s burial at sea. Under the Freedom of Information Act, The Associated Press obtained numerous emails yesterday that – though heavily blacked out – indicated no sailors watched the water-based ceremony from the USS Carl Vinson and Islamic procedures were followed throughout. Bin Laden, of course, was gunned down on May 1, 2011, by a Navy SEAL team at his compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. According to one message from the aforementioned ship’s public affairs officer, only a few crew members were informed of the burial. “Traditional procedures for Islamic burial was followed,” the May 2nd email from Rear Adm. Charles Gaouette said. “The deceased’s body was washed (ablution) then placed in a white sheet. The body was placed in a weighted bag. A military officer read prepared religious remarks, which were translated into Arabic by a native speaker. After the words were complete, the body was placed on a prepared flat board, tipped up, whereupon the deceased’s body slid into the sea.” It’s also interesting to note how those in the know referred to bin Laden’s corpse as the “package” over emails. For security purposes, of course. The Associated Press also asked for photographs of videos taken during the raid that killed this evil leader, but the Defense Department has said nothing of that sort can be located.
