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Bruce vs. Arnold vs. Slyvester: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Bruce Willis , Sylvester Stallone , Arnold Schwarzenegger , Who'd You Rather? Action stars of yore, Bruce Willis , 55, Arnold Schwarzenegger , 63, and Sylvester Stallone , 64, huddled together and flexed their face muscles on the red carpet at the premiere of their new action flick ” The Expendables ” last night. The Question… Read more

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Lindsay Lohan Tampered With Ankle Monitor Twice

On two occasions, Lindsay Lohan tried to tamper with the SCRAM alcohol monitoring device on her ankle to obstruct its readings, according to new reports. Lohan’s ankle monitor went off after the MTV Movie Awards June 7. This was not a factor in her recent probation violation case, but doesn’t help her cause. The troubled little brat earned a 90-day jail term for disregarding the terms of her probation, stemming from her wild 2007 high-speed chase and DUI arrest. The SCRAM device was a condition of her bail prior to this week’s hearing, not her probation, so the alleged tampering was barred from court proceedings. Not that its omission did her much good. Sources connected with Lindsay Lohan’s case say the actress twice placed a foreign object between her skin and the SCRAM to block its alcohol readings. The night of the MTV Movie Awards, when the ankle monitor went off and showed a .03 blood alcohol level, was one of the times Lindsay tampered with it. Sources say days later Lindsay tried obstructing her SCRAM again, and the data registered by the SCRAM device reveals tampering on both occasions. Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, counters “There are a number of people who were with her who could attest that she never tampered with her bracelet and there are well-documented problems with the SCRAM bracelet and its accuracy.” LOL. Who are these people exactly Shawn? Moreover, why would we believe anyone close to Lindsay freaking Lohan, the type of girl who says f–k you to the judge in tiny print on her fingernails? Lindsay claims, of course, that the profane manicure was just a joke and had nothing to do with the court proceedings. Geez, get off her back already! Hours after the sentence, Lindsay bitterly complained to friends, calling Judge Marsha Revel “a f**king b!tch” who hates her and was out to get her. Lindsay insists she does not have a problem with drugs or alcohol and thinks Revel slapped her with the 90-day sentence to make an example out of her. Works for us if so. Lindsay belongs in …

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Kim Kardashian to Release Second Fragrance

You just couldn’t let Bruce Willis have the spotlight, could you Kim Kardashian?!? The same week this movie star came out with ” the manlest scene in the world ,” Kim announced that she’ll release her second fragrance in February 2011. We can’t believe we need to wait so long to smell like the sweat of Miles Austin. “I am so excited to tell you guys that my second fragrance will launch in February of 2011!!!!! I wanted to let you guys know here first so you can all share the excitement with me,” Kim wrote on her blog , adding that the theme is “glamorous.” Replied a user on Kardashian’s official site: KIM thats GREAT NEWS!!!!! Im so glad bc honestly your current fragrance didnt work for me, I really wanted to like it, I bought to support u bc I love u and am a big big big fan, but the scent was to “flowery” for me. Hope your new one is different, so i can wear. But regardless I will purchase it! That sums up Kim’s fan base well: blindly supportive, vocal with their affection for this professional celebrity, yet honest about the utter lack of value she has to offer to them and/or the world in general. Meanwhile, it’s ironic this individual found the fragrance to be too flowery. This reality star was deflowered years ago on tape. We all saw it .

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Bruce Willis: Good Genes or Good Docs?

Filed under: Bruce Willis , Beauty Bruce Willis must really have a sixth sense. Here’s the 31-year-old back in 1986 ( left ) — and 24 years later, the 55-year-old version at an event in Madrid on Monday ( right ). Yippee ki yay! Read more

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Bruce Willis Shares His Wife’s Nipples of the Day

I always had a feeling Bruce Willis was the kind of guy who would get off watching his wife get fucked by black dudes. You know the little weirdo in the corner of the room jerking off while directing his wife how to take the black cock down her throat, so it’s only natural that he’d make sure she wears see through dresses when her much younger tits made this public appearance, cuz the idea of a guy getting off to his pussy, makes him cum hard and here are the pics…even if getting hard to these pics make you fucking weird, cuz to see her nipple you gotta do some “Magic Eye” shit… Her name is Emma Heming and she’s a serious upgrade from Demi…which isn’t saying much…but it is saying something…and that something is that if you are a big movie star you’ll still get better pussy than the average man even 20 years after your last successful role….and even when they are midgets. Pics via Bauer

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Ashton Kutcher With Some Young Fresh Pussy of the Day

I have a feeling Ashton Kutcher isn’t getting paid for this movie he is filming. He just read the script that has a sex scene with some young pussy and dude jumped on it…Like a man starved for a few days thrown into an all you can eat buffet….only food isn’t what Ashton is deprived of, nice young pussy is. After you backed yourself into a corner by marrying a bitch cuz you once jerked off to when she had a lesbian kiss with Whoopi in Ghost or cuz you thought Bruce Willis was so great and wanted a piece of something he had, cuz you didn’t worry about having to deal with her old, expired-milk, menopausal thick pussy juice…memories of slippery cunt become overwhelming…they take over your fucking life…they consume you… I guess the good news is that the life he chose for himself as an actor allows him to get a taste of undead pussy for a change and not get in trouble for it from his wife cuz it is just work….since if he was to deprive himself from young pussy fully, he’d probably get in trouble for other things…like schoolyard rape cuz there’s only so much senior pussy a man can take, even if that senior has spent millions sculpted herself into a fake tit, decent bodied senior who has probably got plastic surgery on her cunt to make it feel like a younger pussy but she can’t re-wire it to drip like a 20 year old faucet pussy.. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jerry Weintraub, Michael Jackson and Sinatra …

Filed under: Jerry Weintraub It’s not the beginning of a joke, but rather a funny story

Eddie Murphy, Bruce Willis and Others Invite You to Honor Jerry Bruckheimer, American Master

AFI first announced its plans to honor legendary producer/pyrotechnician Jerry Bruckheimer about a week ago, scheduling a series of some of his most explodey blockbusters around the premiere of his new Prince of Persia . Whatever, right? Well, no : Looking at how the series has shaped up, a trip to the Chinese or El Capitan Theaters is hardly the worst way to plan your evening of May 17.

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Now You Can Smell Like Bruce Willis

Hollywood actor Bruce Willis is set to launch his own fragrance, according to US reports. Willis, 55, is best known for his tough-guy movies such as Die Hard and Pulp Fiction, but he is now said to have signed a deal with the German cosmetics brand LR Health & Beauty Systems. According to Women’s Wear Daily , the scent is coming in July in North, South and Latin America, as well as China, Japan and India. It is not known when the fragrance will launch elsewhere around the world. His ex-wife Demi Moore was recently announced as the face of Helena Rubenstein’s perfume “Wanted”

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We Got Bruce Willis On The Run

When Bruce Willis spotted the paparazzi, his