For some reason Bryana Holly here still hasn’t responded to any of my Twitter sex tape proposals , which is weird, because I even said please and everything. Hm, maybe I should’ve added a cherry on top too. Anyway, while I try to figure out where I went wrong, here’s another awesome bikini photoshoot from the super-hottie. Although this isn’t making the wait any easier on me. Oh well, enjoy. » view all 31 photos
So according to my sources, these pictures of Bella Thorne dressed all goth doesn’t mean she’s going through some kind of teenage rebellion phase. Turns out, they’re from the set of a new horror movie she’s shooting called Amityville , which actually sounds pretty scary. But not nearly as scary as what’s going to happen to you perverts if you don’t stop looking at these and start moving it along. Hey, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Since I’m still waiting to hear back from Bryana Holly on that marriage proposal I made and, more importantly, my sex tape proposal, I figured I’d try to sweeten the deal by doing another post talking about how much I love her. I mean, just look at how crazy hot Bryana’s body is in this latest set of bikini pictures and tell me she wouldn’t make a perfect ex-wife. There, did that work? Because that’s pretty much as romantic as I can get. » view all 14 photos
I’m not sure what good deeds I did to deserve this awesome bikini team-up between UFC hottie Arianny Celeste and Instagram hottie Bryana Holly , but whatever it is, I want to figure it out so I can keep doing it. Because the only thing better than one gorgeous model in a bikini is two of them, although I will say this photoshoot could’ve been even better if Arianny had convinced her fellow ring girl Brittney Palmer to join them. Same goes if they shot it in my mom’s basement instead of at the beach, but maybe that’s just a personal preference.
Since the last time I introduced you guys to Bryana Holly didn’t work out quite the way I hoped, I figured it was probably time to try this whole Tuna Bump thing again. And somehow I doubt any of you are going to complain, considering there’s some seriously hot lingerie pictures involved. So here’s Bryana doing another great photoshoot, and maybe now I’ll finally hear back from her on that marriage proposal on mine. And hopefully my sex tape proposal too. Fingers crossed. » view all 36 photos
Here’s a Russian kid who lit himself on fire and jumped off a 5 story building into a snowbank for fun…because playing video games isn’t good enough…especially in Russia where you can’t even afford to own video games…so you take your crazy drunk superhuman ass out there, soak yourself in vodka, light yourself on fire and fucking go for it…insane…
I’ve done a few posts on Bryana Holly …she’s some fake titty instagram model who apparently only really mattered in the first place because she was dating Brody Jenner at some point or another… I know what you are thinking, who fucking cares about Brody Jenner, his dad is a tranny, he is family with the worst humans on earth and he’s some Playboy rich kid who you are probably jealous of…because he fucks girls like Bryana Holly… But I’m posting this because I love this circle of instagram models, who aren’t that hot, but have 300,000 people following them leading them to think they are hot, only to never really get paid or make money, because their whole hustle to become this popular was posting pics of themselves in bikinis by companies that promoted them… It’s like Artifical fame, doesn’t really exist or matter, but you sure as hell know this girl thinks it does…she thinks she’s fucking Candice Swanepoel because more instagram ppl like her, you know pretty much virtual fame… So when Jenner posts that old Meme…you know shots were fired…too bad he didn’t include “the reason you even have an instagram as an agent is cuz my dick was in you, groupie fame whore”..but that would be less subtle… Either way, this artificial fame is tasty enough for me.
Bryana Holly is some instagram famous chick I posted getting NUDE IN TREATS …without actually getting nude… She’s most famous for dating Brody Jenner, which I guess isn’t really that awesome of a thing to be famous for, but you do what you can when you’re just a girl trying to get noticed…and now that leveraging the Kardashians is over for her, she’s moved down the Emily Ratajkowski route of getting naked in photoshoots, hoping to land a big music video or campaign so that she becomes Household… I think she’s hot, I’ve actually had conversations about her to people, and everyone I talk to think I’m crazy, but i figure her instagram fame is enough for all those haters to stop hating and to stop trying to stand in the way of my love for her…. I don’t know what this is for, but I see nipple, so I can only assume it’s for me…a Valentine….
I’m not sure what this shoot is for, or what gives with the gun, but I do know that the hottie holding it is Bryana Holly , a model you guys should definitely know. Apparently she’s pretty popular on Instagram and after a few minutes hours looking through her pictures, I can see why. So mark my words: any chick who posts that many bikini pictures and videos like this is going to be a big star. Especially after getting the Tuna Bump. So go follow Bryana on Instagram while I try to think of a way she can thank me for sending her all the new fans. » view all 17 photos