Move over Christina Hendricks , Jennifer Tilly is proving that she has the fattest boobies in the business. Obviously, Jennifer is not as pretty as Christina, but man those babies need some serious motorboating and I’m just the guy who knows how to do it properly. Anyway, here she is at the 2013 Inaugural Oceana Ball. Not that you guys care. Boobies!
Move over Christina Hendricks , Jennifer Tilly is proving that she has the fattest boobies in the business. Obviously, Jennifer is not as pretty as Christina, but man those babies need some serious motorboating and I’m just the guy who knows how to do it properly. Anyway, here she is at the 2013 Inaugural Oceana Ball. Not that you guys care. Boobies!
The Real Housewives of Orange County returned last week with a baby and a whimper . Tonight, Vicki’s “work” is a hot topic for discussion and there’s enough Jim and Alexis to make us all want to take a scalding hot shower to burn the ick off our skin. Plus, Heather will try to broker a peace agreement between Vicki and Tamra. You know, just another day in Orange County. At Casa Dubrow, the ladies have gathered for a clambake. Gretchen breaks the ice with Vicki first by asking about her new grandson Troy and Briana. Plus 5 Gretchen! Atta girl. Tamra’s not really interested in having a conversation with Vicki, but is certainly interested in talking about Vicki’s recent plastic surgery. Not like she’s never had any work done. Pot and kettle and such. Minus 7. Terry. Love the man. “Asking a woman if she’s had plastic surgery is like asking your wife if she’s gained weight. You just don’t do it.” Plus 20 . Vicki believes that Heather has brought she and Tamra together because she wants them to be friends again. Vicki apparently didn’t see the pool and landscaping Heather and Terry had done when they were summering in the Hamptons which is the real reason they’re having a clambake in Orange County. Tamra and Eddie don’t have a date set for their wedding. They’ve been engaged eight months already. Tamra says they’re trying to get their business off the ground first, but the real reason they don’t have a date set is because Eddie won’t give her one. Minus 12 . Best line of the night goes to Heather, when telling Tamra how to eat lobster: “Chew, chew, chew from the outside, and it’ll come in your mouth.” Hmmm, Heather. Something tells me if you’re using your teeth, you’re doing it wrong? Plus 75 for hilarity. The look on her face when she realized what she’d said was priceless. Vicki throws out an “I really love onion rings with this type of food” and Heather immediately accuses Terry of planting the comment. Gretchen and Vicki have a moment where Gretchen asks Vicki about Brooks and Vicki launches into the story of how it was just so hard that no one liked him. Gretchen’s reply? “Now you know how I felt two years ago.” Well played, Gretchen. Plus 8 . Tamra doesn’t like that Gretchen and Vicki seem chummy and Vicki mocks the friendship bracelet Tamra gave Gretchen last year. Vicki brings up the infamous “Evil Eye” and accuses Tamra of staring her down again. And so it begins, right? It seems that Vicki and Tamra are going to have an adult conversation about what was actually the cause of their falling out: Tamra’s friendship with Gretchen. Tamra walks away from the table and Vicki vows not to follow. Heather, Hostess with the Mostest, goes after her. Vicki and Gretchen keep talking at the table and Vicki says Tamra’s “mean when she gets mad.” Heather, meanwhile, is counseling Tamra not to be a hothead. If Heather’s acting career doesn’t pan out….oh, wait. Plus 10 for good advice. Terry keeps bringing up the onion rings. Heather keeps wanting to stab him with a fork. Minus 9. Jim and Alexis are on a date. They’re going to take ballroom dancing lessons. It would be sweet if he weren’t such a disgusting man. Alexis says that last year they lost a lot of money on a home and no one knew about it. As a result, Jim felt like a failure and she was too busy with her dress lines and career as a “news anchor” to fix his emotional issues. She says they’re closer now than they were last year and then tells him he’s getting lucky. The whole thing was kind of sweet but then it’s Jim. He’s so…Jim. The party has moved to the rec room at Casa Dubrow. There’s coffee and dessert and, of course, more wine and “champs.” Tamra gets notice that her permits for her fitness studio have been approved. She’s the owner of a gym and Eddie’s boss. Plus 10 . Heather’s trying to push Tamra and Vicki to talk things out. Tamra says they never talk about things. They just put band-aids on their problems and leave them alone, but no more. If they’re going to be friends, they have to talk things out. Plus 5 . So they lock themselves into a wine cellar to chat. Which is exactly the place two semi-drunk women need to go to have an emotional conversation. Gretchen thinks Vicki will try to make the conversation all about her, but Tamra doesn’t let her. Tamra points out that Vicki’s not good at reading people when they say what she wants to hear. Vicki admits that she remembers when they were both still married and how good things seemed then and says that she misses that. It’s apologies all around, with a healthy dose of “but I don’t think I can trust her.” So, sort of apologies? Gretchen seems to be undoing the good that Tamra and Vicki have just done because she doesn’t like Vicki and is worried that if Vicki and Tamra become friends again, Gretchen will be left out in the cold. Minus 15 , Gretch. Insecurity’s not becoming. Jim and Alexis have started a new business. An indoor trampoline park, Sky Zone. Of all the businesses they’ve been in, at least this one seems fun. Plus 8 . Alexis is, like, the spokesperson for Sky Zone, which, I mean, she guesses, means she talks about, like, Sky Zone. Minus 8 for the ditz. Alexis says that Jim has always been supportive of what she’s done, except I seem to recall him being incredibly UNsupportive last year. Minus 4 for selective memory. Slade’s a radio host and Gretchen’s proud of her man for being gainfully employed. Plus 5. He goes on the radio to bring up Miss Piggy-gate and compares Vicki to Mickey Roarke now that she’s had her surgery. He just cannot leave her alone. Minus 12 . Now that Slade is making the dolla dolla bills and paying off his debts, Gretchen’s hearing wedding bells. Or that’s her ovaries. Vicki’s in the middle of a full-home renovation now that Donn has moved out and Briana has moved in. Briana’s frustrated with the remodel not realizing that at least in part it’s because she and baby Troy and daddy have moved in. Minus 10 Briana says she’s cutting her mom some slack, however, now that she knows how hard it is to be a mom. Plus 8 . Weird Jim alert: He tries on Alexis’ flip flops. Just to test the cushiony factor. Minus 8 . Eddie and Tamra are trying to decorate. She’s making canvases of all of her childrens’ handprints and Eddie suggests they also do the dog’s paw prints. It’s kind of sweet. Plus 8 . And then it gets not so sweet. Eddie brings up the conversation with Vicki. Tamra says that in her heart she feels like Vicki is her family and Eddie gives her a serious side-eye. He doesn’t trust Vicki. He “highly recommends” that Tamra doesn’t let Vicki back in. Just like Gretchen told her. His final on-camera words to her about the whole situation are “be careful.” EPISODE TOTAL: +77 SEASON TOTAL: +114
Yeezy might have to come out of the that kilt skirt and handle his business like a man Sources Say Kanye West Thinks Ray J Released “I Hit It First” Out Of Jealousy Guess we don’t have to wait too long to find out what Kanye thinks of Ray J’s new tune Via Examiner It’s no secret that artist Ray J was seeking some form of attention with his recent track titled “I Hit It First”. The song has been taken as a diss towards fellow star Kanye West, who is presently dating Kim Kardashian, with whom he is expecting a child later this year. Ray J himself used to date Kim, and played his part in helping her gain stardom, as he was involved in her “Superstar” sex tape that garnered her all kinds of attention. And while Ray-J’s song is obviously directed towards West, it appears now that Kanye is responding to the track. “Ray J is crazy,” claimed an insider connected to West. “Kanye don’t condone broke *ss, jealous [guys] who be trying to bite off he and Kim’s fame.” And even though West has expressed extreme displeasure over the song, the source indicates that West likely won’t be coming up with a diss track of his own to fire back any salvos. “Tell him to call [Kanye] when he gets to the $100-million mark,” added the insider. “[Because], guess what? [Kanye] hit that first.” We don’t condone violence here at Bossip, but this kind of public disrespect calls for something a little more personal than just rap lyrics and press releases… Image via GSI
Michael Weatherly and wife Bojana Jankovic are expecting again! The NCIS star confirms they are adding to their brood in 2013. “We’re expanding the brand, so I’m pleased to announce… Bojana and I are indeed awaiting our second child [together]. We’re very excited,” he said. Baby #2 will arrive “early in the fall.” The baby reveal came almost a year to the day after the couple, who wed in 2009, welcomed daughter Olivia, who will be one year old on April 10. Weatherly, 44, is also dad to 17-year-old son August from his previous marriage to Y&R star Amelia Heinle. Congrats to the whole family on the big news!
It looks like Overly Attached Girlfriend has met her match. In fact, this guy could be even more creepily obsessed. A funny viral video entitled “ONE NIGHT misunderSTANDing” (stylizing intended) begins in the aftermath of what was casual sexual encounter … for her. All she wants to do is move on with her day, and life, but he’s ready to move on in, tell his mom and raise the baby (not) inside of her. Check it out: ONE NIGHT misunderSTANDing
Speaking to Us Weekly at a fashion conference on Thursday, Drew Barrymore made some comments that may land her in trouble with feminists around the country. Since giving birth to daughter Olive last September, the actress said she has had to give up “so much” in her professional life in order to be a mother. “You know that you’re going to miss out on your child’s upbringing or you realize that your relationship is going to suffer if you work night and day and weekends,” Barrymore said . Barrymore has no regrets about movies she’s passed on or projects she cannot produce, saying one gets “instinctual” regarding the balance of one’s career and one’s family life. But she disagrees with females who claim it’s plausible to take good care of a child and succeed at the top of the business game. “Unfortunately, I was raised in this like generation of like, ‘Women can have it all,’ and I don’t think you can. I think some things fall off the table.” “The good news is, what does stay on the table becomes much more important.” So don’t look for Barrymore to get behind the camera as a director any time soon. But do look for her to read to her daughter each and every night.
Kim Kardashian sent a rather clear message yesterday to The National Enquirer : EFF YOU! Following a ridiculous report that claimed Kardashian was faking her pregnancy , the reality star released the following photos via Instagram late Saturday. They speak for themselves, don’t they? This Kim Kardashian photo has over 200,000 Likes on Facebook. Kim has been facing non-stop scrutiny over the past few weeks for her figure, as every other tabloid has been mocking her for a substantial weight gain. One cover story even alleged that she’s choosing to profit from her pregnancy instead of take care of her fetus. We can’t speak for certain on that report, but perhaps we can finally put to rest any notion that Kardashian is faking it. She may have done that with Ray J – in a very different context – but this bump looks as real as it gets, does it not?
Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans is lashing out at Twitter fans wanting to know what’s going on between herself and embattled husband Courtland Rogers. This is pretty much the definition of irony. Making bad decisions is one thing, but being stunned or incredulous by what are both repeated and wholly predictable outcomes is quite another. If you hang out with bad news individuals who do drugs, you too increase your chances of being a heroin addict and/or inmate. Pretty simple, no? Similarly, if you broadcast every detail of your private life – including levying serious allegations against the men in your life – people respond in kind. That’s what makes Jenelle Evans ‘ temper tantrum on Twitter so hilarious. In response to questions about Rogers, she shot back: “I never gave ANY DETAILS TO ANYONE about what happened to me, so give up. It’s my business.” To quote Amanda Bynes , LOLOLOL. If Jenelle wanted privacy, she wouldn’t have posted 300 selfies, teased her pregnancy, made hurtful (likely false) claims or initiated a divorce on Twitter. You can’t do all that and then get pissed when people are naturally suspicious after you broadcast how madly in love you are with the man again. Call it having your pot brownies and eating them too. Jenelle, as you may have heard, is back with Courtland and wants the D.A. to drop charges against him … charges she filed against him for assault.
Sophie Howard might not be the most popular UK glamour model, but she has probably the best set of heavy hangers in the business. Don’t believe me? Google or Bing her and see for yourself. Anyway, I’d like give those beauties a motorboat ride and if I’m lucky hopefully suffocate myself to death doing so.
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