Eva Green has been busting out all over the big screen since her nude debut in 2003’s The Dreamers , and has shown no sign of stopping. From Bond Babe to Sin City Sensation, Eva is the gold standard of a Mr. Skin Hall-of-famer!
You know how there was that video of the woman walking around New York City getting harassed, and then within days, every idiot out there made their own “hilarious” parody video with Batman or Princess Leia or something equally stupid? Well, this video is kind of like that — only it’s actually funny. It’s a tough life out there for a Lamborghini. So just remember that the next time you see one on the street, and keep your hands to yourselves, you perverts.
I don’t know what Paz Vega ‘s up to these days, it must be tough out there being the poor man’s Penelope Cruz when Penelope’s still smoking hot. But I guess Paz must be looking for work or something, because here she is busting out some nice red carpet cleavage at the InStyle pre-party for the 2015 Golden Globes. And that’s a surefire way for any forgotten hottie to get noticed again. So, if that’s the case, I’d love to offer Paz an acting gig: she can play my new girlfriend Penelope at Thanksgiving next week. My mom’s eyesight isn’t that great without her glasses these days anyway. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s one of my favorite underrated Victoria’s Secret hotties Toni Garrn in Germany at the launch of her new clothing line. And apparently the whole thing is for charity, which doesn’t really make sense to me. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’m all for a good cause, and Toni looks downright amazing in a pair of tight jeans. But if she really wanted to raise money, shouldn’t she be auctioning them off? Or just taking them off? Either would work. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I don’t know why we don’t see more pictures of Kate Beckinsale . For my money, she’s every bit as hot as her fellow Hollywood MILFs, although I guess she doesn’t show up in a bikini quite as often. But still, here she is busting out some pretty great cleavage at the LA launch party for some London condo development. And if Kate wants any help getting more attention these days, I’d be happy to volunteer my services. Granted, 90% of my ideas involve “accidental” wardrobe malfunctions and/or filming sex tapes with bloggers, but hey, why shouldn’t I get something out of this too? » view all 40 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Mariah Carey must be a squirter in her old age, retirement, divorce, cuz she’s in a wet suit and there’s no logical explanation for this…I mean this is Mariah Carey, horribly high maintenance, who wears her heels in the shower and demands a diamond encrusted mic, because it suits her branding of being a tacky barbie doll cunt who can sing and does sing thanks to marrying the head of Sony who saw and made dollar signs with her… Not that I care about Mariah Carey, it’s just when I see anyone in ill-fitting watersport gear, busting out well into her 50s, I get semi confused, at least enough to ask what the fuck is going on, even if Mariah Carey is insignificant in my life…and someone that only crosses my mind during Chrismas songs – and that’s only because they rape my brain…like you want to rape her in her wetsuit…sicko.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I know my readers may not be big Glee fans, but I also know that you degenerates seem to like Lea Michele an awful lot, so here you go: here she is busting out some pretty cute cleavage at the American Horror Story: Freak Show premiere. Speaking of which, I think I might need to leave this Starbucks soon, because everyone’s currently pointing and staring at me like I’m some kind of freak. It’s like they’ve never seen a dude try to lick his computer screen in public before. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know that not all you guys are big fans, but see, now this is why I call Courtney Stodden one of the all-time greats when it comes to hot wannabe celebrities. Because while all the real actresses out there are going to real film festivals, here’s Courtney busting out her big guns for something called the Feline Film Festival. Yes, apparently that’s a real thing. Anyway, so I’m figuring if Courtney will show up to something like this, I’d better get the first annual Tuna Film Festival up and running fast. I haven’t decided on the lineup yet, but my mom’s basement has great acoustics. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’ve done a fair number of posts on busty British hottie Daisy Lowe in the past, mostly busting out at red carpets and the like, but until now, I don’t think I’ve ever realized she was a fellow dog lover before. As cute as that pooch of hers is though, personally I’m still partial to Daisy’s puppies. I’ve been trying to set up a playdate with them for months now, but no luck. I don’t get it. I mean, I’ve had all my shots! » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’ve done a fair number of posts on busty British hottie Daisy Lowe in the past, mostly busting out at red carpets and the like, but until now, I don’t think I’ve ever realized she was a fellow dog lover before. As cute as that pooch of hers is though, personally I’m still partial to Daisy’s puppies. I’ve been trying to set up a playdate with them for months now, but no luck. I don’t get it. I mean, I’ve had all my shots! » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com