Kelly Brook is pushing 40, which would probably explain why she’s still doing Calendars like it is the 90s….we have Cell phones, there are APPS, wtf is a Calendar….. Maybe it says more about how she generates revenue…you know peddling her titties as low level as possible – but it worked because dudes are obviously into big natural tits, especially in the UK, especially when old enough to still buy fucking Calendars… I mean…cheesy Glamour pics that are mall level of concept is nothing exciting…but then again either is Kelly Brook…she’s old…big tits or not….but I guess I encourage this activity from every girl…I appreciate her spirit…effort…and I guess even her tits…even if I am more into VAGINA or even her nude selfies used to generate a little bit of buzz around her…
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Calendar’s are such a dated concept. Like magazines. Digital made them obsolete. But I guess these girls still thinks it matters to be in it. Maybe it does. I just don’t understand why anyone would ever buy one….maybe they aren’t even for sale…maybe there is no actual calendar..just digital pics for the internet to post to help market the brand of tires…without every showing a tire… It’s weird, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like it. This year’s Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel starring Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, a href=”http://drunkenstepfather.com/category/gigi-hadid” target=”_blank”> Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls , Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . Who cares…
Pirelli has been putting out these calendars every year for the last 100 years – that feature top models half naked posing with tires, shot by the top photographers – because tires and luxury fashion may not go hand in hand…but dudes who like tires like topless models…and models always look better when shot by good photographers…so it may not make that much sense, they are Italian…they don’t need to make sense..especially when they’ve proven to work… That said, Pirelli’s 2015 Calendar will be shot by Steven Meisel. Vanity Fair Italia, released the cast and crew of the Calendar – including Isabeli Fontana , Candice Huffine, Adriana Lima , Karen Elson, Gigi Hadid , Sasha Luss , Joan Smalls , Raquel Zimmermann and Natalia Vodianova . The theme of fetish with latex and corsets. Works for me.. I’ve stared at least all of those models topless for fashion at least once before…except Candice Huffine – she’s plus sized and we want none of that… But I guess this is for a Calendar…an obsolete form of date tracking…it’s called a fucking iPhone.. Where’s the Pirelli calendar app? That’s what the people want…none of this hang on your garage nonsense…
I think Kelly Brook knows what matters when it comes to what she has to offer the world…at least that’s why her instagram is telling me… It’s a she may be doughy, but “tits get hits” on the most basic level, and hits make money if you can sell lingerie to the dudes who jerk off to you, to get them to dress their wives in the shit, while you push 40 and only have another year or two at this…even though your plan is to just marry a billionaire…like all the Glamour girls before you…since you’ve proved your fucking self…or proved that tits is all you need when you have a little drive…because dudes are just that dumb and buy into it… Here’s a sneak peak of her calendar…
Page 31 sat down with Love and Hip Hop New York star Tahiry Jose just days after she released her latest centerfold calendar, Intimacy 2014. In order to get to know Tahiry’s sense of the calendar better, Page 31 challenged her to fill in some of the blanks by revealing four Man Crush Mondays and Woman Crush Wednesdays for the month of April. In addition Tahiry took part in some calendar trivia as she unsuccessfully tried to guess what the significance of numerous upcoming dates were. Tahiry listed A$AP Rocky, the Brooklyn Net’s Deron Williams and actors Idris Elba and Omari Hardwick as her four Man Crush Mondays for the month of April. In addition, Tahiry listed Phylicia Rashad, Skylar Diggins, Nicki Minaj and Scarlett page31 youtube
It’s impossible to believe, but we once lived in a world without Twitter. Eight years ago, that is. The social media service celebrates a birthday today, and a look at various celebrities’ first-ever Tweets prove how far we’ve come. Miley Cyrus isn’t topless. Justin Bieber isn’t telling his fans how no one can break their spirit. And Oprah Winfrey? Okay, she’s still pretty charming and classy. But in honor of Twitter turning the calendar on another year of life, we flash back below to 2006 and relive the initial online messages sent by Cyrus, Bieber, Lady Gaga and many other superstars. It seems like only yesterday, right? Okay, maybe not… Celebrities Use Twitter for the First Time Open Slideshow 1. Ellen’s First Tweet This is Ellen’s first-ever Tweet. And, yes, it’s called a Tweet. View As List 1. Ellen’s First Tweet This is Ellen’s first-ever Tweet. And, yes, it’s called a Tweet. 2. Taylor Swift’s First Tweet Taylor Swift’s first Tweet? It was actually a RE Tweet of something Justin Bieber said. 3. Lady Gaga’s First Tweet This is how it all started for Lady Gaga. She now is one of the most followed celebrities around. 4. Miley’s First Tweet The first Miley Cyrus Tweet did not involve a topless photo or any crotch grabbing. AMAZING! 5. Britney’s First Tweet Britney Spears kicked off her Twitter career in very official, professional fashion. 6. Obama’s First Tweet Barack Obama’s first Tweet was very funny. But it was very important. 7. JT’s First Tweet Justin Timberlake used Twitter for the first time to promote another artist. 8. Justin Bieber’s First Tweet This is how Justin Bieber introduced himself to the world of Twitter. 9. Selena’s First Tweet Selena Gomez used Twitter for the first time to promote her own single. 10. Demi’s First Tweet Yes, when Twitter first came out, Demi Lovato was still in school. 11. Katy Perry’s First Tweet Katy Perry just got into Berlin when Twitter debuted eight years ago. 12. Kim Kardashian’s First Tweet Kim Kardashian addressed her family’s “Team” for her first-ever Tweet. 13. Lindsay’s First Tweet Wow. When Twitter debuted, Lindsay Lohan was having sex with Samantha Ronson. 14. Cameron Diaz’s First Tweet This is so cool! Look at this new app Cameron Diaz has! 15. Oprah’s First Tweet Charming as ever, this is how Oprah Winfrey entered the Twitter world.
Man, Micaela Schaefer ‘s wardrobe choices just keep getting better and better. Yesterday it was the film strip bikini , now it’s a few tiny heart-shaped stickers for this Valentine’s Day themed shoot, AKA the latest excuse to get Micaela to pose pretty much completely naked and force me to bust out the dreaded black bars. I’m not sure what she’s got lined up next on the calendar, but quick, somebody make up some more holidays stat. Photos: WENN.com
Here is the laziest fucking 2014 Calendars you will probably see today, because most people aren’t looking at or for 2014 Calendars today…because it is 2014 motherfuckers, the future, and we have these billion dollars of research devices that are used to track our every move in our pockets…..that have this wild and crazy Calendar app. But low hanging fruit, like these two Glamour models are doing Calendars, but not even bothering doing a different shoot for month, it’s like take 12 pics randomly, photoshop a month on it, boom done in an hour… Lazy as fuck, but I wouldn’t expect any better quality from low level UK titty models… It’s still kind funny to look at.
Here’s Barbie Blank or Kelly Kelly or whatever the hell dumb name this former WWE Diva calls herself these days with an epically hot behind-the-scenes video of her 2014 calendar shoot. if you ask me, I think she’s actually gotten even hotter since leaving the WWE, if that’s possible. Anyway, I won’t be buying this calendar since I think those things are pointless, but I do plan on watching this video at least once a month in 2014. Maybe even once a week. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos
