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Bella Thorne Is OUT!

I guess Bella Thorne is a gay icon now. It’s a smart move, one that Lady GaGa and Miley Cyrus did and made them massive stars. And that’s good for us because she will sl%t it up some more. I just wish she would shave her pits and get that phase over wit. It’s a real bummer. It’s ruining my lust for her.              

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Micaela Schaefer Is Into Lesbo Stuff Now

I haven’t done a post on Micaela Schaefer in ages. I think she is doing adult movies or something. I checkedher Instagram bio, clicked on the link and found her nibbling on another woman’s nipple. So if you can read German, check it out and let me know how it is. I’m too cheap to pay for the clips. » view all 12 photos          

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Micaela Schaefer And Her Sex Toys

I know it’s been a little while since I’ve done a new post on  Micaela Schaefer , so I figured we’d check back in with the world’s best-dressed hot nobody to see what she’s up to these days. And judging from these pictures, looks like she’s gone from posing naked in public to becoming an official spokesmodel for sex toys. I’m glad to see Micaela’s finally found her true calling.

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Micaela Schaefer Does Baywatch Good!

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new updates from the world’s best-dressed hot nobody, so here’s  Micaela Schaefer doing an unofficially licensed, Baywatch -themed photoshoot to promote some new “club tour” of hers. I tried to look up if she was doing any shows near me, but according to her manager, Micaela doesn’t play “perverts’ mom’s basements.” Which is a pretty dumb business decision, if you ask me. I bet that’s 99% of her fan base.

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Micaela Schaefer Does Baywatch Good!

I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new updates from the world’s best-dressed hot nobody, so here’s  Micaela Schaefer doing an unofficially licensed, Baywatch -themed photoshoot to promote some new “club tour” of hers. I tried to look up if she was doing any shows near me, but according to her manager, Micaela doesn’t play “perverts’ mom’s basements.” Which is a pretty dumb business decision, if you ask me. I bet that’s 99% of her fan base.

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still The Best Dressed Nobody

I know it’s been a long time since I’ve done any new posts on  Micaela Schaefer , so I figured I’d creep research her Instagram to see what the German hottie’s been up to lately. And I’m happy to report that Micaela is definitely still living up to her title as the world’s best-dressed nobody. In fact, my future ex-wife even modeled the perfect outfit for our wedding. Enjoy.

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Micaela Schaefer Forgot Halloween Is In October

OK, so usually I like it when the world’s best-dressed hot nobody Micaela Schaefer shows up in nothing but body paint and a thong to “celebrate” whatever random holiday is coming up next on the calendar. But I’m sorry, all these extra painted-on eyes are seriously freaking me out. Are we sure Micaela knows it’s Valentine’s Day this Sunday, and not Halloween? Oh well. At least on the plus side, I’m sure this makes it a whole lot easier to look Micaela in the eyes when she’s talking to you… » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kendall Jenner Has Some Toe Action

Here’s Kendall Jenner out taking the paps for a walk in LA, and it’s moments like this that I’m really glad to live in an age of high-definition cameras and zoom lenses. Because maybe some of you look at these pictures and just see another boring “model” in spandex. But thanks to the magic of the “enlarge picture” button, I see a hint of nippleitis and even some toe action. Like I said, it’s a beautiful time to be alive, isn’t it? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Micaela Schaefer Forgot To Dress To Please

Here’s Germany’s #1 greatest tourist attraction Micaela Schaefer at the Zoolander 2 premiere in Berlin, and I know it’s a fancy movie premiere and all that, but I have to say, I’m a little disappointed in Micaela’s choice of outfit here. Where’s the lingerie , or the body paint ? I mean, I guess maybe the dress code said black tie, but in that case, why not wear some of those classy black censored bars instead? Those go with everything. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

I Know What That Baby Wants For Christmas!

Looks like Christmas came early this year for a few lucky Germans, because here’s our #1 best-dressed hot nobody of all-time Micaela Schaefer  drawing a crowd in one of her best outfits yet for a Christmas-themed photoshoot. And no, I’m not sure why they got a baby involved either. If they wanted someone to drool all over themselves and be incapable of speech around Micaela, they could’ve just asked me instead. Photos: WENN.com

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