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Micaela Schaefer Goes Hairless For Halloween

Normally, I’m a big fan of Micaela Schaefer ‘s holiday “outfits” , but I’m not so sure about this latest one. And no, I don’t mean because of the bald cap — I’m sure that’s doing the trick for at least some of you perverts out there. I mean the fact that she’s wearing entirely too much body paint for this skeleton costume. What happened to a couple tiny pumpkin pasties and calling it a day? Or better yet, nothing but a pair of those black, censored bars. Now that’d be really scary. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Micaela Schaefer Is The Greatest Spokesmodel Ever

Here’s the best-dressed hot nobody of all-time  Micaela Schaefer  at another one of her awesome promotional events in Germany somewhere. Now, as per usual, I have absolutely no clue what Micaela is promoting with this outfit, all I know is, I suddenly have an overwhelming desire to take out my wallet and ask how much. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Rihanna In A Tight White Tank Top

I know it’s been pretty hot in New York this week, but I was still hoping Rihanna might have come down with a case of nippleitis in these shots. But after a few minutes with my nose pressed up against my computer screen, all I got was cross-eyed. So maybe you perverts will have better luck, but if not, just sit back and enjoy the leg show. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Micaela Schaefer Is Greatness!

Good news: after last month’s serious disappointment , the world’s best-dressed nobody  Micaela Schaefer is back wearing my favorite outfit of hers in her latest photoshoot: nothing at all. She’s also getting nice and friendly with another blonde hottie in the pictures, which almost makes up for the fact that I had to blur out the good parts. Almost. Enjoy.

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Mariah Carey and her Friends is Creepy of the Day

Here’s a little Mariah Carey hanging out with Bieber..that is one of the creepier pictures because Mariah Carey must be 100 years old…and should be busy hanging out with her Billionaire boyfriends who she gets passed around between, becasue she’s crazy and medicated..making this one of the worst parties, you’d probably want to end in some kind of terrorist attack since you’ve got them all in the once place, but that instead probably ended in a terrorist attack on the people, in the form of shitty music Interracial! Here’s her thick mayan neck… The post Mariah Carey and her Friends is Creepy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tall, Awkward, Rich, Famous, Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day

In case you were wondering…Jennifer Lawrence looks better naked than in a bikini, or clothed…. You see there was a few years in Jenner Lawrence’s career where I just found her an irritating, overrated, scam of an “actress”, constantly playing an idiot in public, so that when she performed in movies, people would be like “Shit she’s good”…in comparison to her real life retard behavior… I was like “she’s not even hot, she’s just big and bulky”… THen she leaked the nudes, and boom, love happened…the weirdo awkward bitch making millions for selling out, while also starring in huge fucking Brad Cooper movies, was amazing nude..she was slutty enough to take nudes…and looked good nude…and I figured there is no way she didn’t leak them herself, in a way to maintain being a victim… The world moves fast, no one cared a week after they happened, we see porn all day everyday, we don’t need Jennifer Lawrence nude, it’s not the 90s when nude celebs was a thing, because now nude neighbors and girls I went to school with, or who work at the bar nude is what we care about… So seeing her in a bikini, looking average at best, reminds me…that she should be naked…not clothed… That’s it. The post Tall, Awkward, Rich, Famous, Jennifer Lawrence in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Micaela Schaefer has a Nude Calendar of the Day

Micaela Schaefer is a nobody and has no business having a calendar….unless you consider a girl with bolt on fake tits…you know the shitty plastic as fuck, what the fuck were you thinking in getting those terrifying things when you have options to get tits that aren’t bolt on…even if they are all the rage in your germin Berliner weird fetish sex clubs fueled by the same ideologies that created Nazis 75 years ago… Anyway, you don’t know this fame whore, but she attends every red carpet in germany and gets naked, because naked gets noticed, and noticed feeds ego, and possibly finds you rich boyfriends, and possibly, a job…better than working bottle service, but even if you work bottle service…you’ll get bigger tips, cuz you’re the bolt on tits from the tabloids on the red carpet… This is apparently from her Calendar shoot, which reminds you everyone can have a calendar… The post Micaela Schaefer has a Nude Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Dressed Easter Babe Ever!

In case you forgot you’d have to see your family this weekend, it’s Easter on Sunday. But don’t worry, there’s a silver lining: the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer did one of her signature holiday-themed photoshoots in Berlin to celebrate. And this time, she brought an equally hot friend in Mandy Lange . (I’m ignoring those dead-eyed furries.) And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really digging Micaela’s outfit here. No, I’m not talking about the bunny ears. I mean the black censored bar. It goes with everything. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Micaela Schaefer Gets In The Valentine’s Day Spirit

Valentine’s Day is still a few days away, but I’m not gonna lie, I was already starting to get burnt out from all the hearts and engagement ring ads everywhere. That is, until my favorite best-dressed nobody  Micaela Schaefer showed up for a very special Valentine’s Day shoot wearing nothing but body paint and reminded me what the holiday’s really about: spending quality time with that special someone you love and care about. And thanks to Micaela, it looks like me and the Little Tuna are going to have a pretty great day together. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miceala Schaefer Naked With Bears of the DAy

So apparently, Micaela Schaefer, doesn’t miss any opportunity to have a German based publicity stunt, because I guess she’s a brand ambassador for Germany, and a lot better than their brand ambassador in the 40s.. I don’t know what this Bear event is, but it seems to have less HIV than Bear events I am used to….. I like that she’s a naked, stripper looking girl with big dreams, big tits, and is taking it upon herself to make those dreams happen, even if I have no idea what those dreams are, other than being naked in public…it looks like she made it…. I just wonder how she made a business out of this, I assume hooking…because that’s how I function….and what it comes down to is that at least she does this…it may not take much…but at least it happened…she’s sent from heaven..a very basic, willing to get naked for attention heaven….that all girls should come from… The post Miceala Schaefer Naked With Bears of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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