I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new updates from the world’s best-dressed hot nobody, so here’s Micaela Schaefer doing an unofficially licensed, Baywatch -themed photoshoot to promote some new “club tour” of hers. I tried to look up if she was doing any shows near me, but according to her manager, Micaela doesn’t play “perverts’ mom’s basements.” Which is a pretty dumb business decision, if you ask me. I bet that’s 99% of her fan base.
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Micaela Schaefer Does Baywatch Good!
