Katy Perry wears short skirts and thick panties as part of her costume for her tour…it’s like she’s a high school cheerleader…who left her high school body in the dumpster like it was unwanted baby on prom….and instead spent 10 years eating badly and thickening up…so that she looks like a middle aged secretary or customer service rep at the office Halloween party after one too many cocktails…getting freaky…thanks to years of oppressing her inner slut… I don’t think Katy Perry is that hot of a performer, I find her clunky, but she’s got a warm soul…surrounded by people who look like they are taking advantage of her, even if they are from her past…because she spoils everyone…probably out of guilt of being as successful as she is…it’s like “That Kissed a Girl Song was a Joke…How the Fuck Did this Empire Happen…Let me fly everyone to luxurious trips to celebrate this nonsense that is my life”…only she never invites me… But at least the internet lets me look up her skirt.. Here’s a Katy Perry “Sexy Tribute” on Youtube… The post Katy Perry Butt Flash in BRazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People actually got mad at me for laughing at Selena Gomez’s tame chemotherapy that I assume is far more dramatic sounding than it actually was on her body…because kids with cancer go through it for years…and often times die from the cancer they are trying to treat…after being sick the entire fucking time… You can get Chemo for Arthritis…You can get Chemo for Lupus…at a dose FAR less aggressive than for cancer…yet let’s cry for the bitch….who is out promoting her record…and doing it as sensationalized as possible…pulling all stops…getting you to feel for her…like a calculated Taylor Swift…. Anyway, along with painting dudes, she did Fallon, the worst show on TV that I guess retards watch…and she decided to dress 1940s, but I like to think she is mourning her sex appeal… Sex appeal that died in the showing off upper thigh cellulite…. Only to perform with the veil…to really make you think she’s a performance artist, and not a puppet, who will use Chemo to sell albums…disgusting… Here she is doing Dubsmash…because that’s how basic Fallon is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez Body Painting Gay Dudes and Doing Fallon For Chemotherapy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift did GQ… I guess, Taylor Swift is no longer the awkward little country girl from Nashville, raised on a Christmas tree farm before convincing her family that she could be an international singer/songwriter…despite barely having talent…and it worked…weird right? Seems like there must be a conspiracy behind this brand. She’s trying to get a male audience, as a sexual being, with sex appeal, who has sex, and who has been having sex since her first cheesy tween love inspired love song….she just made sure to call the guys she fucked boyfriends, even if it lasted 2-4 weeks…it resonated better with her fan base… So as she plays the wholesome, good girl…while she hangs out with coke head, slut models…and really everyone in between…that image has remained safe and sound…pure and innocent…even if the kind of guys she dates are touring DJs who go to massage parlours…her camp will shit all blame on them…to protect the billion dollar brand…. If I cared, it’d almost be amazing how well they executed this girl…. It’s not to say they knew this would happen, or that they knew they’d be here now, putting her on to the men’s market, now that the women’s market has connected to her and loved her…to have her blossom into a woman…like her model friends that dudes jerk off to…but there was a lot of calculating, planning to make this happen…without her coming across as the slut she is, the whore she is, or the desperate puppet she is…. I am the kind of guy who would fuck anything, and she’s thin and has long legs…but I still see zero fucking sex appeal and don’t get why they are even trying…but I guess they know more about media manipulation that I do…so we’ll just go with it… What I am saying is that she’s go the sex appeal of a flacid penis…useless to the hetero man who owns it, and to the girl who is trying to fuck it…all orgasms will come from other places…despite having all the parts in the bedroom availbale to theoretically make orgasms… We’re still a long way away from seeing her pussy….but at least she’s not the weird girl in a high waisted bikini anymore…evolution…right… The post Taylor Swift for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
