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Crystal Harris And Her Phony Cleavage

Here’s Hugh Hefner’s runaway bride Crystal Harris partying it up in Vegas over the weekend. The newly single busty nobody thought it was a good idea to stuff her fat fake Playboy breasts into a little black dress and hit the red carpet. I agree. Obviously I know nothing about this chick, other than she wanted no longer wanted anything to do with Hef’s old man appendage, but I happen to like busty superficial blonde airheads. more pictures of Crystal Harris here

The Olsen Twins In Short Shorts

I don’t normally have the Olsen twins on my site, probably because whenever I’ve seen them over the last few years they’re dressed like dirty hippies, but they look like they’ve cleaned up their act a bit for these shots. Here are the girls getting up close and personal, the way I imagine all female twins act together, in their cut off shorty shorts. I don’t care what they’re doing this for, I just like seeing sisters get touchy feely. I can’t be the only one? Let me know in my new comments section below.

Caprice Drops Some Big Tanned Cleavage

I’m not all that sure who this Caprice woman is, but she looks very very talented. I’m going to assume that she’s either some sort of busty glamour model or she sells motorboats. You know what I’m talking about. I’ll take two please. Anyhow, whoever she is she sure knows how to fill out an evening gown. I love big tanned cleavage don’t you? It’s just so appealing.

Cameron Diaz Bad Teacher Car Wash Scene of the DAy

I think I just figured out the reason I want to see Bad Teacher…originally I just thought it was cuz of all the marketing money they’ve put behind it…brainwashing me to want to waste 2 hours on mindless drivel…cuz sometimes you just need to turn off and watch a shitty movie….but now I know the truth….It’s Cameron Diaz’s hard body that’s sucking me in…botoxed in all the right places kinda thing…

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Cameron Diaz Bad Teacher Car Wash Scene of the DAy

Weekend Receipts: Cars 2 Smokes the Competition

“Move, b****, get out the way!” said Cars 2 to Green Lantern as the Pixar sequel burned rubber over all over the competition this weekend. Hey, if Mater and Lightning McQueen can eat sushi and have car doors and live in a world with sidewalks but no humans with no discernable method of procreation in place , Cars 2 can speak in the parlance of Ludacris in my head. Especially when it defies everyone – skeptics, haters, that 34 percent Rotten Tomatoes rating — to rake in $68M in its opening weekend. Let’s review the weekend receipts!

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Weekend Receipts: Cars 2 Smokes the Competition

KRS-One (AKA The Teacha) Reviews Bad Teacher

Oh, how I love this series over at NextMovie so! In the latest installment of “Rappers Review Movies,” hip-hop luminary KRS -One watches and critiques the new Cameron Diaz – Justin Timberlake comedy Bad Teacher . Sample analysis: “I thought the movie was dope. Cameron Diaz, I am a new fan!” It’s like she’s the new Goldie Hawn !

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KRS-One (AKA The Teacha) Reviews Bad Teacher

John Goodman in Negotiations to Play Hollywood Expert in Ben Affleck’s Argo

John Goodman is reportedly negotiating to join Ben Affleck ‘s Argo , the period political drama about a real-life covert operation to rescue six U.S. diplomats during the Iran hostage crisis in 1979. The kicker, and where Goodman comes in, is in the unusual circumstances of said rescue, in which the Canadian government enlisted Hollywood make-up and effects experts John Chambers and Bob Sidell to help the Americans escape in disguise as crew members of a fake science fiction film.

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John Goodman in Negotiations to Play Hollywood Expert in Ben Affleck’s Argo

Friday Box Office: Cars 2 Speeds to $25.7 Million

Critics may have only found Cars 2 to be marginally better than Hop (at least judging from the two films’ Rotten Tomatoes scores), but that doesn’t mean audiences felt the same way. The Pixar sequel rushed to $25.7 million on Friday night — well ahead of tracking expectations — and could wind up with the second-biggest opening weekend in the history of the brand, behind only Toy Story 3 . In other surprising box office news: Bad Teacher also exceeded expectations — and how! With a $12 million Friday night, the Cameron Diaz-led comedy could beat the opening weekend of fellow R-rated girl comedy Bridesmaids , quality be damned. Your Friday box office is here.

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Friday Box Office: Cars 2 Speeds to $25.7 Million

Is Cameron Diaz the New Goldie Hawn?

I’m waiting on certain Hollywood legends to find descendents in current cineplex stars. Far as I’m concerned, we’re in dire need of a new Jack Lemmon, a new Shirley MacLaine , and a new Madeline Kahn, along with many, many others. But every so often, a millennial star finds a way to exhume the spirit of an old star while adding refreshing relevance. I present to you the following hypothesis in silver screen genealogy: Cameron Diaz is our new Goldie Hawn .

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Is Cameron Diaz the New Goldie Hawn?

Weekend Forecast: Cars 2 Takes Box-Office Pole Position

The calm before the Transformers storm is expected to continue this weekend, with a pair of new wide releases opening to less-than-scorching receptions. That doesn’t portend flops, though, or even disappointments. Let’s check the Forecast!

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Weekend Forecast: Cars 2 Takes Box-Office Pole Position