It’s time to check back in on one of my favorite up-and-coming young hotties: Dove Cameron . So here’s the latest round of sexy selfies from the wannabe actress/model, and I’m happy to report that yup, she’s still smoking hot! Phew. Now we just need to help get her a regular gig, so she can afford to spend more time in the gym and at the pool all day. And no, “personal bikini assistant” won’t work. Trust me. I already tried.
I’m sure you guys probably noticed, but I do a lot of posts on Ariel Winter these days. Mostly because she’s got a nice set of funbags and she’s always showing them off on Snapchat or Instagram, and that’s the kind of behavior I like to support. I don’t know how much longer Ariel’s fame is going to last, but she spends a lot of time at the gym trying to keep in shape and even more time posting cleavage selfies, so I figure she’s got at least another couple months. Those 15 minutes last pretty long when you space it out 30-45 seconds at a time.
I’m way too lazy to bother looking up what company or magazine or whatever hired Dove Cameron to model pretend to be a model for them, but it doesn’t really matter. I just appreciate the fact that we’re getting more pictures of this blonde hottie. She could be modeling garbage bags for all I care, and it’d probably still be an instant pants fire. More please.
Lily Rose Cameron is some girl from INSTAGRAM who I actually follow…despite her not having that many followers…just doing what she can to get ahead because she’s hot, been told she’s hot, feels hot and that she has what it takes to be a vapid half naked cunt on social media, and if you tell people you’re hot, they’ll believe it, they’ll buy into it, and if you are hot, they’ll do what they can to take control of the situation, mind fuck you, potentially fuck you….to get you to help them with their cause… Or you can be like me and just promote her nipple pics for free, having never spoke to her, or her never speaking to me, making me the real loser in this whole thing because I haven’t got to cum on her tits before giving her coverage and that’s fucking wrong….really fucking wrong….I guess that’s how life as a failure plays out. She’s hot, I like the hunting shirt and corporate fishing store branding….solid ad… The post Lily Rose Cameron Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I keep waiting for Dove Cameron here to ditch her whole Disney star image and start living up to her true hottie potential. And it looks like I’m going to have to keep waiting, because even though all the ingredients for a good photoshoot are here (AKA a busty hottie and a bed), the only way this photoshoot for the July issue of The Coveteur could get any more wholesome is if Dove was drinking a big glass of warm milk. Oh well. Better luck next time. » view all 14 photos
I guess Dove Cameron is trying to change her image from sweet innocent to hipster doofus. Here she is doing some photoshoot doing all the cliche shots. Airstream check. Desert check. overpriced ugly vintage clothes check. Just get naked and show your tits already. That’s how you do it right. Continue reading →
Quentin Tarantino squashes rumors of his retirement by clarifying them: He’s retiring after his next two movies, and he’s going to fixate on the year 1970 for one of them.