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Amanda Mani Hot in Elle Mexico of the Day

I don’t know anything about Amanda Mani… I just know I’m in love… She did some Elle Mexico shit, she’s pushing 6 foot which is just fucking next level massive, but her face and everything about her is so good… This is the kind of girl I wouldn’t want to meet, because it would feel emasculating, not that I care about that, my small penis and low testosterone kinda do that for me on the daily, but I would send her love letters and flowers wherever just to encourage her to hang in there and to keep on working, because I want to see her naked in photoshoots. That’s just the kind of romantic I am…you know when I’m not tricking girls in bars to give me a gynaecological exam, or to tell me if my sperm actually tastes like chocolate, like I’ve convinced them it does, I’m writing models love letters…they should make a movie about me and when they do that I’ll be thinking of the Amanda Mani like a Pedi thinks about little boys…I don’t think that Mani /Pedi joked work…it needed more asian illegal workers….

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Leven Rambin Bikini on Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 23 year named Leven Rambin is in it… She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…. I guess being a Texan means she’s up on some Jessica Simpson kick and has got some Texas BBQ tits, since everything in Texas is bigger, and I guess in being a young girl trying to stand out amongst the crowd, because Jennifer Lawrence is stealing all her shine, she’s decided to post bikini pics, it’s a good strategy, at least for people like me, who like looking at bikini pics…because they are better than clothed pics, and girls feel less slutty than posting lingerie pics… All this to say, I now know Leven Rambin..it’s on.

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Candice Swanepoel Promoting Jeans of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did this campaign for WOOLWORTH….which where I am from was the kind of store that was designed for the poor, you know that smelled like white trash poverty, in a time when white trash wasn’t filled with mixed race babies…you know the Walmart of the generation, up on some discount K-Mart shit, and in being one of those mass merchandise, low grade, dollar store quality spots, they make enough money to pay top models to be in their campaigns, and top models take them money, because they don’t care about brand association, they care about money, as they are like everyone else, just a bunch of money grubbing whores… That said, I still like looking at Candice Swanepoel….in cheap shit jeans designed for obese Cheetos eating girls…or naked…

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Attention Seeking Pussy Flash of the Day

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a nobody… She’s been FLASHING HER ASS AND TITS to the world since 2007 and no one fucking cares…but I am a fan of pussy, and the girls who have no problem showing their pussies, whether in private, or public, so long as I see it, or pictures of it, because I am a fan of pussy… So today, even if she’s already flashed her pussy, Aisleyne is officially a someone…sure this should be her on a porn set, or even her 7 years ago, but at least she’s persistent in her attempts, most people would have just thrown in the towel and put some pants on, but this bitch, she’s decided to take her pants off and get to work…and there’s something beautiful about that…and that something is LABIA!!!

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Gisele in a Bikini of the Day

Gisele may be a man part of an elaborate billion dollar corporate cover-up because using trannies in their campaigns is more cost effective since trannies don’t get their periods and have to take that week off…and trannies have better work ethic because they are trying so hard to be women – that usually they do women better than women…she may also be a man part of an elaborate 100 million plus earning husband who doesn’t want people to know he is into dudes who tuck…but she is something I’d fuck whatever she is…especially in these bikini pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER HOSING HERSELF DOWN CLICK HERE

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Stella Hudgens Looks Fun of the Day

When I was 16, girls wore ill fitting jeans, oversized sweaters, didn’t shave their bush (which I loved), but getting them to put out too actual work…there was no let’s be like the internet and fuck…it was more like “My parents would be so disappointed in me”….you know girls who never watched porn and if they did they’d get shy and run away…who never took nudes cuz there was no delete button…..probably the way 16 year olds are meant to be….thanks to their mental capacity or lack there of….and now…the under 18 crowd is dressing like this…thanks to society, the internet, accessiblity to porn, their favorite reality TV stars and their sex tapes, and old sisters who took their career to the next level with nudes…. I don’t know what these leather cat pics of Stella Hudgens doing what 16 year olds do best….duckface…are all about…but they happened…and you probably really like em. Pervert.

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Lais Ribeiro’s in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar Brazil of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a brazilian model…and like all Brazilian models she looks amazing in a bikini….all 5 feet 11 inches of her…with legs that go up to my fucking neck….and a great tan and thin body that make me believe in a better tomorrow…. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her, but like all perfect bodies, Victoria’s Secret has, she’s done their campaigns, and was supposed to walk their show this year, but sprained her ankle, and as far as model injuries go, that’s up there with getting a pimple… Now she’s in Harper’s Bazaar Brazil in a bikini….looking good.

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Nina Agdal Modeling Lingerie of the Day

NINA AGDAL is the victim of my bullying…but I don’t mean any actual harm when I say she’s got the face of a Downs Syndrome baby…I just say that cuz her face is definitely not her best feature…but it isn’t getting in the way of her shooting bikinis for SI….or countless other campaigns for lingerie companies that have stemmed from that….reminding girls to not let anything hold them back…but more importantly..that all that matters is their rockin’ bodies…and awesome tits… So here’s Nina modeling lingerie…again…it’s what she do….

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Damaris Lewis Height Bio

Biography for Damaris Lewis Residence: Brooklyn, NY, US Hometown: Coney Island, NY, US Height: 175 Eye Color: Brown Date of Birth: October 10, 1990 Agency: Ford Campaigns: YSL Beauty, Clarins, black|Up Charities: Project Sunshine Damaris Lewis (born October 10, 1990) is an American model that appeared in the 2009, 2010, and 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues. Lewis was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York. She studied with a conservatory-style arts concentration in dance at Fiorello H.

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Sarah Jessica Parker Campaigns for President, Gay Marriage

Hoping to reach a young demographic, Team Re-Elect President Barack Obama introduced its first national television spot last night during the MTV Movie Awards . The commercial features Sarah Jessica Parker, who “says you should be able to marry anyone you want” as part of the reason why she’s voting for Obama, while also touting how he’s “created four million jobs.” The actress adds: “As a woman, a mother, and an entrepreneur, I need to believe our country can be a place where everyone has a fair shot at success. This November’s election will determine whether we get to keep moving forward, or if we’re forced to go back to policies that ask people like my middle-class family in Ohio to carry the burden – while people like me, who don’t need tax breaks, get extra help.” Sarah Jessica Parker Campaigns for Obama Who will you vote for this fall?

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