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Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day

I’ve been laughing at Victoria’s Secret and all the billions of dollars they make selling average at best product to the American mass market, because everyone needs underwear, everyone likes feeling sexy, even fat girls, and everyone likes having a team of women to idolize or emulate, because their images add life to their otherwise depressing, middle of the road mall… I have laughed that people buy into their branding. I have laughed at the sweatshop workers and their little hands sewing thongs for fat americans… But mainly, I’ve laughed at their hired tits and their personal lives and trials and tribulations trying to break free from the brand, that may be an underground sex worker ring…for billionaires… I have also laughed that they censor nipples, something catalogs in the 70s didn’t do, in efforts to sell to the Christians, despite being Jews… I have laughted that their expensive campaigns look the same as they did in the early 90s…just with different interchangeable sluts… But apparently, thanks to instagram, they have finally got with the fucking program…and have stylized, filtered, and showed some nipple in their campaigns.. Trying to stay current and relevant has never really been this obvious…but still good considering it’s Victoria’s Secret…an evil fucking empire…that now comes with nipples…while you come in your bathroom to your wife’s catalog like it was 1995. Lais Ribeiro Elsa Hosk The post Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day

It is possible that Cara Delevigne, the party socialite turned Model / Actress who clearly idolizes Kate Moss and does a similar hustle as Kate Moss…is not actually trying to emulate Kate Moss…so hard that she’s even brought Kate Moss into her campaigns so that they can hang out and be BFFs like Cara Delevinge wants so badly….because who wouldn’t want hang with your idol when you have the reach to hang out with your idol….except maybe for me, because I idolize homeless crazy people, because less commitments and responsibility and the I don’t give a fuck attitude that allows you to throw feces at the mirror..of public bathrooms everywhere…and have no interest in being with them, but rather more interest in being them.. It is possible that they were in this campaign together because they are the only British women with teeth…. Or maybe it is possible that the British people have bad teeth joke was played out when Austin Powers did it, and 20 years later, played out now… But if you spend time in Pubs, you’ll know, the majority of British girls in pubs look like grey skinned trolls that crawled out from under the bridge.. These two girls…aren’t trolls. That’s it.. The post Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy

This campaign makes sense…Kate Moss…the original Cara Delevingne…who we can all assume Cara Delevingne channels everytime she’s in front of the camera…in a “Look I’m Like KAte Moss”…only a fucking scam, not an actual model, yet seen as a model, all because she’s tall and people pay her millions to be in their campaigns…which I guess makes her a model..just far less cool with her I don’t Give a fUck attitude than Kate Moss, because Kate Moss did it before social media and actually didn’t give a fuck…while Cara Delevingne does it for social media, uploading images, in and of itself is giving a fuck….you know there’s a difference betwween authentic and fake..but I’ll still watch the fake try implied lesbianism with the real…in hopes of sucking some of her power out of her vagina…as she continues being Cara Delevingne…in the shadow, never quite as cool as Kate Moss..no matter how hard she tries her best to be as cool…. That said, this is for a luxury brand…weird. The post Kate Moss and Cara Delevingne Lesbianism of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day

If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits… I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina… Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave.. The post Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The World Needs More Campaigns Like Lane Bryant’s #ImNoAngel Ads

When your feed inevitably turns into #ImNoAngel selfies, know that it’s not another meme stemming from Beyonce’s self-titled album. The phrase, which isn’t super far off from #IWokeUpLIkeThis, instead belongs to Lane Bryant, one of the biggest retailers at the forefront of changing the curvy fashion game. Celebrating the beauty of every body, regardless of… Read more »

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Azealia Banks for Playboy of the Day

Azealia Banks is not Iggy Azaeala, they just have the same fucking name, which probably helps both of their campaigns in trying to be the hottest and most relevant female hipster rapper that caters to white suburbia….only this one has the insight to get naked for Playboy’s April issue, because naked is cool, it’s hip, it’s fashion…and Playboy, despite being innovators in nudity in magazines, lost their edge because Hefner got old, lost his mind and loved tranny looking white trash chicks with stupid fake tits, amd is now trying to reinvent themselves…and I guess I am always supportive of nudtiy…always.. I don’t think she’s hot..but I like her strategy.. Here’s the video… Find out more at PLAYBOY The post Azealia Banks for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lizzy Jagger for Love Magazine’s December 3 Advent Calendar of the Day

Lizzy Jagger is Mick Jagger’s Bootleg daughter…she one of the ones with a model mother, but who inherited none of the model traits, but who instead has to be second string to her sister, who is not the bootleg model, but the model who inherited Mick Jagger’s David Bowie Dick Sucking Lips….and it is far less homo than they were….if you jerk off to it…but I guess luckily, when your last name is Jagger, people like LOVE MAGAZINE use you in their campaigns, because I guess with 24 days to fill in the advent calendar, doing one for charity, like a make a wish foundation – just makes sense… This is like that time she did PLAYBOY – only more festive.

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Miley Cyrus Shower Picture of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of herself in a shower in Puerto Rico, where I guess she’s hanging out, or polluting their culture with her fake ass, hollywood rendition of art and hipsterism… The biggest tragedy in the whole thing is that in being her racy little controversial self, she’s gone 30 percent of the way with this one. You know the giant heart censor and the fact that she’s just showing her back to us, make masturbating to this, even for the most seasoned voyeur with a shower fetish, pretty fucking hard…but I guess her posting shower pics already is a good enough start, that makes for a good chance that when her empire comes crashing down…there will be porn.. I think the more controversial shit she’s been up to in NYC for Fashion Week, involved this minor Bella Thorne in a cleavage dress, sitting on her lap like Miley was Santa Claus, you know the mall kind who only do it to molest the kids because their red suit makes them think they are above the fucking law… That’s enough Miley news…because I’m a grown man and writing about this both rapes my brain and depresses me to the point of suicide, but I’m more into the drinking myself to death method, which is something I do despite being long and drawn out…

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Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular. Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome.. I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular. Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome.. I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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