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Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day

I’ve been laughing at Victoria’s Secret and all the billions of dollars they make selling average at best product to the American mass market, because everyone needs underwear, everyone likes feeling sexy, even fat girls, and everyone likes having a team of women to idolize or emulate, because their images add life to their otherwise depressing, middle of the road mall… I have laughed that people buy into their branding. I have laughed at the sweatshop workers and their little hands sewing thongs for fat americans… But mainly, I’ve laughed at their hired tits and their personal lives and trials and tribulations trying to break free from the brand, that may be an underground sex worker ring…for billionaires… I have also laughed that they censor nipples, something catalogs in the 70s didn’t do, in efforts to sell to the Christians, despite being Jews… I have laughted that their expensive campaigns look the same as they did in the early 90s…just with different interchangeable sluts… But apparently, thanks to instagram, they have finally got with the fucking program…and have stylized, filtered, and showed some nipple in their campaigns.. Trying to stay current and relevant has never really been this obvious…but still good considering it’s Victoria’s Secret…an evil fucking empire…that now comes with nipples…while you come in your bathroom to your wife’s catalog like it was 1995. Lais Ribeiro Elsa Hosk The post Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga in a Bra of the Day

Attention seeking Lady Gaga…who no one cares about because she’s old news and her attention seeking wasn’t really authentic or controversial in a good way..it was just try hard and lame…but she still wears bras out in public..even though no one cares…because I guess that’s how she likes to express herself as a talented artist..who lost out to Miley, Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift in the pop game, but has still cashed the fuck in, is set for life, and unlike some of the other options, actually has some musical talent, because otherwise a face like that, even when used to market to gay people who are into ugly girls, since they don’t have any interest fucking them, and can see their souls, would have been left in the mail room answering fan mail for an actually pop star… I guess there’s a whole new generation taking her place…but she’s still in a bra…in public…and despite not thinking that matters…I am compelled to post it… I would prefer if this was her fucking a dead squirrel on a park bench with kids around in some kind of melt down.. But I guess I never get what I want out of these celebrity idiots…. Here’s her ass in a bikini from instagram…because I do my journalistic research TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN HER BRA CLICK HERE The post Lady Gaga in a Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson for Another Magazine of the Day

Dakota Johnson is not hot….but she’s showing half of her famous kid tits in Another Magazine… I assume her sex scenes from 50 Shades of Grey were just as dull as this…otherwise I’d be jerking off to clips from that movie for old times…you know a tribute to when I could jerk off to mainstream movie sex scenes..because it was that or National Geographic….or music videos or Playboy…. She’s just got a famous Granny who whored herself to Hitchcock, a Famous mom who has rumored to whore herself to everyone being the daughter of the actress who whored herself to Hitchcock, and a famous dad who was in Miami Vice…when Miami Vice was the biggest, pink neon and white suit wearing shows on TV… So her career doesn’t impress me, her struggle not real, I mean unless you think being handed a job to keep her out of trouble, when she could just sit around and be paid for, is struggle. I don’t… But I’ll still watch her very average, even boring, girl you’d see working a coffee shop…. The post Dakota Johnson for Another Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in Car Cleavage Selfie of the Day

Selena Gomez is taking wholesome pics for her social media….because she is a wholesome girl. I mean you’re some kind of pervert to think there is anything inappropriate going on here. I mean its just a girl with some fresh implants, not the offensive kind, but the model kind, wearing a shirt on a hot fall day in California. To think this is erotic may make you a sex offender – you know the kind of guy who finds sex in everything things – like school girls, or mom’s with cameltoe, or girls with no bras and hard nipples…I mean it’s just cleavage people, and possible only the skin is hers….the rest is smoke, mirrors, plastic and harnesses….but for some reason…a reason i call perversion..I am all about it…

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StepGIRLS vs Creepettes of the Day

We have a situation with our friends over at CREEPSTREET …where we rival their “Creepettes” with our stepGIRLS I’m aiming for a giant wrestling match in space…you know to make this really matter, but as long as she’s dressed like this, laying in bed, I’m all about it…and kind of not even into sharing it…. Her name is AYEE BEE , her real name is who we I have posted before because I love her for OBVIOUS REASONS ….her actual name is Alexandra…but when she is built like this….does her name really matter…. I guess I am a bit of a pervert….or maybe I just like having a good time with fun things…

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Dakota Johnson in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Dakota Johnson in a bikini – her mom is Melanie Griffith…her dad Don Johnson – or as I like to call him – one of the many men Melanie Griffith rolled through and got impregnated by during her stint as an LA rich kid, daughter of an actress, with a trust fund…in an era before the Internet was really documenting her LA rich kid behavior, before strapping down and establishing a career of her own, thanks to contacts and the fact that acting requires no talent at all…. Anyway, here’s the third generation doin’ it…50 Shades of Grey skin in a bikini styles…just how mommy and I guess Grand mommy taught her…and at least her Miami Vice ass is worth lookin’ at…becasue all ass is worth looking at. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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10 Ways To Rock Prints In 2013 (Say No To Matchy-Matchy, Break The Rules!)

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What’s Going Schlong: Don Johnson Admits His Johnson Isn’t That Big Of A Deal But Reveals Whose Is

SMH @ the pause-worthy moment when the Miami Vice star reveals who actually did put the Johnson in Johnson! Via Page Six : Don Johnson admits he is not the well-endowed male that put the “Johnson in Johnson.” While former flame Pamela De Barres wrote about Don’s physical prowess in her 1987 book, “I’m With the Band,” the “Miami Vice” and “Django Unchained” star told Rolling Stone: “Look, I’ve seen guys with a lot bigger than me. One time, I was in the Celtics locker room talking to Larry Bird and Kevin McHale . . . and there’s Dennis Johnson coming out of the showers and, dude, that’s who put the Johnson in Johnson. I mean, it must have shown on my face, because when I turned back to Larry, he looked at me and said, ‘I know, huh?’ and I was like, ‘Dude, that’s a weapon.’ ” Pure comedy. So um, where do we find this Dennis Johnson character? WENN

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Lauren Stoner Tans Her Tits on the Beach of the Day

Lauren Stoner is pretty much a nobody, that’s why she’s tanning her tits for the paparazzi, you see because she wants to be a somebody, and you may be wondering why I know so much about someone so insignificant, and the answer is simple…. HER MODEL MAYHEM …. I mean prior to reaching millions in her bikini for the paparazzi showing her tits….you know the good old fashioned bottom feeding way….she was a hair model on an NBC morning show in Miami…..and had countless appearances on DECO DRIVE….a show you’ve never fucking heard of…..oh and she was an extra in Miami Vice…the movie…. This is how you get a male fan base women….take notes… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jamie Foxx Asked If He Would Party With Charlie Sheen

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Arriving at hip Hollywood hotspot Trousdale, Miami Vice actor Jamie Foxx is asked whether he would party with Ferris Bueller’s Day Off actor Charlie Sheen. Next time we’ll ask him if we would bake a turkey with Charlie.

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