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Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche & Teresa Dilger for Lui of the Day

Lui Magazine is one of the better men’s magazine…here’s there February issue with models Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche, & Teresa Dilger I don’t know who any of them are, but I do know they are all lovely in their own way, especially the one with bush, since bush is trendy and I love it, and always have, it has a level of eroticism and natural beauty to it…all while being a fashion accessory like a pussy top hat…that makes the pussy more fun to rub against my face…while bald pussy just screams “Kardashian”….so girls if you’re out there…SAVE THE BUSH DON’T SHAVE THE BUSH….#freethebush….fuck the nipple… Here are all the pics…

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Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche & Teresa Dilger for Lui of the Day

Dakota Johnson for Vogue Magazine of the Day

Dakota Johnson is the plain jane virgin in 50 Shades of Grey, a movie that is going to be as massive as the Twilight Saga, because it’s the same middle of the road, bored in their life, housewife who has never had an orgasm, who doesn’t even realize her life sucks, who is going to buy into the lie that it projects…because they already have masturbated to the content… You see, us seasoned perverts are used to the whole S&M sexed up world, it’s what we live, making 50 Shades of grey amateur, low grade bullshit…but like most things that don’t deserve success…billions will be made…and this Don Johnson / Melanie Griffith produced girl will be the captain of that movement…she’s like one of their coke filled used miscarriages left on the pool house carpet back in the 80s that survived…which fascinates me more than her role in the movie…or her look that is kind of…totally…fully fucking boring.. All this to say, I wonder how she got the job… Here she is in Vogue.. To See Dakota Johnson in Leggings… CLICK HERE

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Garrett Hedlund Isn’t Your Typical Disney Villain In ‘Pan’

Garrett Hedlund readies us for his new take on Captain Hook: “I don’t even have a hook.”

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Garrett Hedlund Isn’t Your Typical Disney Villain In ‘Pan’

Celebrity Couples Who Broke Up in 2014: A Look Back at the Year in Heartbreak!

Earlier today, Kris and Bruce Jenner finalized their divorce , which got us thinking about the other big breakups of 2014.  Celebrity couples come in all shapes in sizes (men and women, men and men, men and whatever Bruce Jenner is), and they split for any number of reasons (but mostly due to arguments over the sex tape profits). This year seemed to offer more celebrity breakups than most and they ranged from couples we couldn’t stop talking about (like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin ) to ones we couldn’t care less about. (Remember the Captain and Tennille? Neither does anyone else!) Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 1. Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks Say it isn’t so!!!! Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks, stunningly, called it quits in September 2014. 2014 is notable not only because a lot of couples broke up, but also because of the strange ways that they called it quits. Not only did we learn (and learn to hate) the phrase “conscious uncoupling,” we also had a front row seat to one of the most soap-worthy breakups in history, courtesy of Naya Rivera and Big Sean: Following allegations of infidelity and Rolex theft (seriously)  Sean dumped Naya  in April just three months before they were scheduled to get married.  Naya kept the dress, the venue and the the emotional instability, and walked down the aisle with a different dude on the same day she was supposed to marry Sean! But don’t worry, Naya wasn’t the only one to recover from a broken engagement in record time. Sean began dating Ariana Grande almost immediately after breaking it off with Naya, and now rumor has it that he’s  planning to pop the question on Christmas ! So if you were dumped in 2014, take heart! If you move as fast some celebs, you could be single on New Year’s Eve and married by Groundhog Day! Check out the gallery above for a complete list famous faces who went their separate ways in 2014!

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Anne Julie Does Christopher Walken of the Day

He name is Anne Julie and these are of her posing with Christopher Walken, because Christopher Walken is playing Captain Hook in the most publicized and anticipated TV event of the year…at least if you’re 80 or a homo….the Peter Pan musical….because I like relevant shoots with amazing babes like that… They are by my friend The Head Huntr … Make love to them

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Anne Julie Does Christopher Walken of the Day

Don’t Worry, Marvel: The Internet Found Your Captain Marvel

The internet has anointed Natalie Dormer their Captain Marvel, but will Marvel follow suit?

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Don’t Worry, Marvel: The Internet Found Your Captain Marvel

Johnny Depp: Drunk Speech is Only Highlight of Hollywood Film Awards! Watch Now!

The Hollywood Film Awards were held last night, and if you’ve never heard of the event, don’t worry – neither has anyone else. It was the first time the awards were televised. A-listers from Ben Affleck to producer James L. Brooks publicly dismissed the HFAs as a joke. But the best indicator of just how seriously Hollywood takes the Hollywood Film Awards was Johnny Depp’s BAC, which apparently peaked right around the time he took the stage: Johnny Depp: Hollywood Film Awards Speech Yes, it seems Depp employed the Captain Jack Sparrow method for coping with pre-show jitters and downed a barrel of rum backstage. Hey, Johnny might be in he’s 50s, but he’s engaged to Amber Heard , who’s only 28. Maybe he figures if she’s not gonna take full advantage of her youth, then he’ll party hard enough for both of them. The sight of Depp slurring and stumbling his way through what should have been a 30 second speech makes us nostalgic for the days of his booze-and-coke-fueled relationship with Kate Moss . Ah, memories. In case you can’t tell, Johnny is presenting an award to Shep Gordon – subject of the new documentary Supermensch – because apparently the HFAs are the kind of show that honors people for being the subject of a documentary. (And for showing up.) Sounds like the kind of night that requires a drink or 12 in order to make it tolerable. Hunter S. Thompson would approve. 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them 1. Flavor Flav It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.

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The Falcon Is Marvel’s New ‘Captain America’

Sam ‘Falcon’ Wilson will take over the Captain America mantle from Steve Rogers in a new Marvel Comics twist.

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The Falcon Is Marvel’s New ‘Captain America’

Derek Jeter’s Dating Diamond Vs. 5 Other All-Star ‘Players’

Ryan Gosling, Ray J, Leonardo DiCaprio, Justin Timberlake and Brad Pitt challenge The Captain for the most famous dating history.

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15 GIFs That Prove Christopher Walken Will Be A Great Captain Hook

Christopher Walken will be the best Captain Hook ever, and these GIFs prove it.

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