Well… we now know of at least one person who believes Tony Romo should not start next year for the Dallas Cowboys. Along with one person who will not be winning any Father of the Year awards any time soon. A man has posted a video to YouTube in which he takes aim at a Romo jersey draped over a washing machine, needing multiple shots to blow up his target, all while his (presumed) kids and wife cheer him on. “HE GONE!,” the woman in the background bellows after her husband finally hits his mark, while a child giggles loudly. Watch now and try not to cringe too hard for America… Cowboys Fan Blows Up Romo Jersey
A woman died on a plane from Brazil en route to Dallas this morning, reports indicate. She was pronounced dead on the plane; the AA flight was then diverted to Houston. Flight 962 from Sao Paulo to Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport landed instead at Bush Intercontinental Airport in Houston after 6:30 a.m. Wednesday. A medical emergency was reported inside the Boeing 777 aircraft. After the 25-year-old woman’s body was taken to the Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences to be examined, the flight continued from Houston to Dallas. More than 200 passengers and a 14-person crew were aboard the flight when the woman died. A medical examiner will determine what caused the death. A spokesman said there were no visible signs of trauma.
Lady Gaga will do anything for the sake of art. And pop. Even give up marijuana to ensure perfect recordings. Never one to be shy about her obsession for pot (see video of Lady Gaga smoking weed onstage), she says ARTPOP will not be produced under its influence. “No weed on Artpop. No,” Gaga revealed in a chat with fans last week … at least not in the studio. “Weed in the bathtub though. Hahaha,” she joked. Hey, you gotta do what works. All work and no play, that whole thing. Gaga’s Christmas tweet further revealed her love for the sticky-icky … and Mariah Carey. “I’m listening to @MariahCarey’s Christmas album dancing in my room with my weed xmas sweater,” she shared. “All I need now is my box wine #bestdayever.” Hopefully she decided to make cake like Lady Gaga makes cake later that day. When she’s not professing her love for pot, Gaga is gearing up to resume the latest leg of her Born This Way Ball tour, kicking off January 11 in Vancouver. As for ARTPOP, the new record, she says it’s “very risky,” and is expected to drop later this year. It’s a definite highlight of our 2013 music preview !
Okay, Parents Television Council, you may have a point this time. Following CNN’s New Year’s Eve broadcast, during which Kathy Griffen feigned oral sex on Anderson Cooper, the organization has come out with harsh words for the comedian and network. Kathy Griffin Fakes Oral Sex on Anderson Cooper Griffin “has shown increasing contempt for the audience,” PTC President Tim Winter said in a statement, adding that “the onus is now on CNN…. “Either the network has a policy that allows its on-air talent to fondle a co-anchor’s genitals, or it has a policy that forbids such conduct.” What about the fact that the incident didn’t take place until after midnight? Hogwash, Winter basically says: New Year’s Eve is the one time kids stay up that late with parental permission! Where do you stand on this issue, THGers? Katrhy Griffin simulating oral sex on live television is… So inappropriate! So funny! View Poll »
Patti Page, a legend in the world of music who recorded 50 albums throughout her career, died yesterday in California. She was 85 years old. Page started singing way back in 1947, becoming the first successful artist for Mercury Records. She’ll likely be remembered most for the tracks “Tennessee Waltz” and “(How Much Is That) Doggie in the Window.” The artist achieved 19 gold singles and 14 platinum singles over the course of an impressive career, while also starring on her own TV show. In 1979, Page was earned the Pioneer Award by the Academy of Country Music and she inducted into the Grammy Awards Hall of Fame nine years later. The singer is survived by her son, Daniel O’Curran, daughter, Kathleen Ginn and sister, Peggy Layton. We send them our thoughts and prayers.
That is so nice of her….now if only I could figure out who the fuck Eliza Dushku was….because I think I remember her name for the 90s….but I haven’t heard shit from her since…so it can’t be her…or maybe celebrity babes are like cockroaches…and never die…even if their sex appeal does a little bit with every birthday…but Eliza, seems to have held it together…but I do wish her comeback tour was a sex scandal…cuz I like seeing girls get fucked…call me a pervert…but I just think that’s being human….right??
Typical. There comes a time in every hooker’s life…where her fake tits can’t compensate for her dumpy fucking ass…you know when the drinking catches up to her low level, gutter, white trash self and her metabolism slows the fuck down as she starts eating, when she’s no longer the 20 year old bartender doing body shots, but the pushing 30 year old italian pig satan sent us…..and for J.Woww…that time is now….and it is only down fucking hill from here….you know just when you thought bitch was the worst fucking thing possible…you realize…that cellulite makes her that much worse…. I was never a fan…but I know you idiots get excited over implants and a girl who looks like she would be the first do a thai ping pong ball show at the guido frat party just as soon as it was deemed cool….cuz that’s how these party sluts work…. I guess the nice thing about this is that not only is her career fading…but so her fucking body…… Seriously…they say this is her ass…but I think it’s some horrible sea creature coming to eat humanity….it’s scary as fuck…on a short set of thunder thighs….the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rita Ora is some opportunist poptart that is being packaged as the next Rihanna, and who dated Rob Kardashian, at least in theory, because he claims she was baning 20 other dudes when they were dating, and she claims she only pretended to date him to get on the Kardashian show and to meet Kanye West..you know to help advance her career… Well now she’s in Dubai on some family vacation where she busted out her big titties in a white bathing suit, a color bathing suit I’ve always liked since seeing how sheer it got on a girl back in high school, you know pussy all over the place in a time when all it took to get off was seeing a pussy…. Either way, she doesn’t matter, she didn’t kill the Kardashians when she had the chance and thus I have said too much, so Hhere she is in her white one piece but more importantly here she is with her fat titties….
2012’s lowest-grossing film has been revealed, and people, this one kind of hurts. [ Related: Domestic Box Office Rises In Dollars And Audiences In 2012 ] The Christian Slater horror film Playback gathered an astonishing $264.00 – yes, that’s two hundred and sixty four – in theaters. Well, theater, to be exact; it only showed for one week in a single cinema. The figure gives Playback the honor as 2012’s lowest grossing film of the year. It earned $252.00 on opening night and just 12 dollars more during the following week, after which it was pulled. It has since made its way to VOD via Netflix and Amazon Prime. That has got to hurt, but when your career includes Gleaming the Cube and Hard Rain , at least you’re probably prepared for the emotional toll. Still, it makes me wince, even 20 years later, every time I’m reminded that I once actually liked Christian Slater movies. At least Heathers and True Romance still hold up*! As 2012 comes to a depressingly apocalypse-free conclusion, it’s not surprising that we’re seeing the last, painful lists of ignobility slipping out at the last minute. What better way to prepare ourselves for the new year than by embracing obstacles head on. If yesterday’s news of the most pirated movies proves that a bumper crop (cash-wise) for Hollywood doesn’t mean there still isn’t a problem with pilfered films, today’s offers unexpected confirmation that F. Scott Fitzgerald might have been right about there not being any second acts in American lives. At least for formerly successful actors. So at least we can all take comfort that our English teachers may have been onto something after all. * Well, True Romance, at least.
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