The only good thing about Jennifer Aniston, is that because of how badly she wanted to have kids with Brad Pitt but decided to push it off for her career, at least that’s what she wants to think, when in reality the countless men she’s let cum inside her haven’t wanted to knock her up, she’s that cunt you wanna bang, but don’t wanna get stuck with…is that her menopausal body looks pretty fit in a bikini….and for someone who is digusted by old ladies…that’s saying a lot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Man, 2012 was a great year for videos. Long or short, highly produced or randomly amateur, political or sexual, musical or viral, these 12 videos spread like wildfire across the World Wide Internets. What videos stand out as your favorites over the past 12 months? We’ve chosen a dozen that defined the year. Let’s take a look back at 2012 in moving pictures: Gotye – Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra) 12. Gotye, “Somebody That I Used to Know.” Overplayed as it is dinky as it is catchy, Gotye’s song may be one-hit wonder material, but that one hit was HUGE! Cool video, too. Often imitated, never duplicated. Carly Rae Jepsen (Featuring Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Ashley Tisdale) – “Call Me Maybe” 12 (tie). Carly Rae Jepsen, “Call Me Maybe.” See description above. Lil Wayne Talks to God (G-O-D) 11. Lil Wayne Deposition . Only Lil Wayne can be deposed in a civil lawsuit and make it hilarious, as his responses to Quincy Jones III’s attorney proved. Under oath or not, the man only truly answers to G-O-D. Kony 2012 10. KONY 2012 . The viral film created by Jason Russell exposed the actions of notorious African warlord Joseph Kony, making Ugandan children a cause celebre. It also led to unrelated, unintended mental issues for Russell himself. Octomom Porn Trailer: ‘Home Alone’ 9. Octomom Porn Trailer . Nothing like a little Octomom porn to get you going in the morning, if you know what we mean. We mean the opposite actually. Revolting as it might seem, Nadya Suleman may have found her career calling this year. Octomom: Home Alone was nominated for a bunch of AVN Awards. Mitt Romney on Obama Voters 8. Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” Quote . The run-up to the 2012 presidential election was jam packed with memorable speeches, quips, quotes and gaffes. None summed up the tumultuous year in politics, or had a lasting impact, quite like Mitt Romney’s claim that 47 percent of voters are freeloaders, however. Facebook Parenting: Dad Shoots Daughter’s Computer 7. Dad Shoots Laptop . After reading some of his daughter’s bratty comments on Facebook, this North Carolina dad decided to post some viral content of his own. By shooting her laptop with his gun. Amanda Todd Video 6. Amanda Todd Pleas For Help . Bullying victim Amanda Todd recorded this heartbreaking video, bringing attention not only to her own plight, but that of millions like her. Sleeping Kitten Gets Hug From Mom 5. Sleeping Kitten Gets Hug From Mom . Because you’ll never see anything cuter. Seriously. Watch it and try not to tear up and show it to everyone you know. Lana Del Rey SNL Performance 4. Lana Del Rey SNL Performance . The singer’s rendition of “Video Games” became one of the most discussed musical performances of the year, good or bad. Why? Words can’t sum it up, so just watch. Kate Upton “Cat Daddy” Dance 3. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dance . Sports Illustrated ‘s It Girl generated millions of views and distracted millions of men at work with this amazing clip of her dancing. Wearing the tiniest bikini ever created. The slow-motion instant replay was also a nice touch … it’s like Terry Richardson is totally in sync with his audience. Felix Baumgartner Space Jump 2. Felix Baumgartner Space Jump . The daredevil’s record-setting skydiving effort wasn’t just the coolest thing ever – it was recorded and streamed live for all to see. Breaking the sound barrier under his own power, he fell to Earth in less than five minutes from over 120,000 feet. That’s more than 20 miles up there. PSY – GANGNAM STYLE 1. PSY, “Gangnam Style.” If it’s the most-watched video in the history of YouTube – in just a few months after its release, no less – can there be another choice? Congratulations to all who made this eclectic list! SEE ALSO: THG’s Top 12 Memes of 2012 !
Academy ballots were mailed out last week to 5,586 voting members, the most significant news on the Oscar front. Not that it was a quiet week in Lake Globesbegone. The New York Times ’ critics A.O. Scott and Manohla Dargis both named Amour 2012’s best film, as did the Los Angeles Times ’ Kenneth Turan. The AP triumvirate of Christy Lemire, David Germain and Jake Coyle anointed Argo , Moonrise Kingdom and Amour , respectively. The flyover states also weighed in: The Kansas City Film Critics Circle named The Master best film, while the Chicago and Austin Film Critics Associations went with Zero Dark Thirty . The Southeastern Film Critics Association backed Argo , as did the Nevada, St. Louis and Florida Film Critics. The criticspalooza that is the Village Voice Top 10 poll (86 – count ‘em) named The Master best film, while The Atlantic ’s lone Christopher Orr picked Zero Dark Thirty . Put them together and what have you got? Mostly Oscar pundits still gobsmacked that Nicole Kidman got a Best Supporting nomination from the Screen Actor’s Guild and the Hollywood Foreign Press. The Voice ’s Michael Musto pondered whether she could be one of a handful of actors to have earned nominations for Oscar and a Razzie for the same performance . In the immortal words of Max Bialystock, “Worlds have turned on such thoughts.” From here on, those little intangibles that John Gavin so rhapsodically preached to Maureen O’Hara about in Miracle on 34th Street (Merry Christmas, by the way) come in to play. Will Academy members filling out their ballots be influenced by Reese Witherspoon’s open letter to The Impossible ’s Naomi Watts (“Not since Meryl Streep’s performance in Sophie’s Choice …) in Entertainment Weekly , moved by Hugh Jackman welling up during his recent “60 Minutes” interview, or swayed by journeyman character actor Ann Dowd’s plucky self-financed campaign to distribute screeners of her career pinnacle performance in Compliance ? Let’s go to the Gold Linings Playbook to see how the Oscar field shifted last week. And Academy Members: Complete your ballots before the Jan. 3 deadline, lest you fall off the Oscar cliff. Best Picture To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, the only thing better than being nominated for a SAG award or Golden Globe is not being nominated. That may be the case for Beasts of the Southern Wild , whose non-union production was deemed ineligible for Screen Actors Guild consideration. It was also snubbed by the Hollywood Foreign Press. Now everyone’s talking about the beauty of the Beast and the producers are rekindling adoration for the art house darling with stepped-up promotion. Zero Dark Thirty and Lincoln remain Best Picture front-runners, but while the former continues to be preoccupied with answering a rising tide of critics (“Senators condemn Zero Dark Thirty torture,” reported USA Today ) all the latter has to do is look presidential (“ Lincoln aims to enlighten as it entertains,” praised a Los Angeles Times feature). Argo , too, is assured a Best Picture nomination, and while Zero Dark Thirty is getting critics awards buzz (as well as detractor’s brickbats), Argo , to its credit, has built up enormous good will. It’s a rousing, real-life “America, f*** yeah” that Hollywood could still rally around. Django Unchained ’s stock with critics continued to rise last week, although Spike Lee set off a Twitter firestorm Saturday when he said that slavery was a holocaust, “not a Sergio Leone spaghetti western” and that he would “honor” his ancestors by not seeing the film. The Drudge Report splashed an incendiary headline across its home page regarding the film’s prodigious use of the “n-word.” It also remains to be seen how the film’s graphic violence will play with audiences in the wake of the incomprehensible tragedy in Connecticut. 1. Lincoln 2. Zero Dark Thirty 3. Argo 4. Silver Linings Playbook 5. Les Miserables 6. Django Unchained 7. Life of Pi 8. Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 9. Beasts of the Southern Wild 10. Moonrise Kingdom Ones to watch: Amour, The Dark Knight Rises, The Impossible, The Master, Skyfall Best Director Sure, the Golden Globes are Hollywood’ most reliable punchline (except maybe for Rob Schneider), but Gold Derby gives them their props as “one of the most reliable Oscar crystal balls.” That doesn’t bode well for Les Miserables director Tom Hooper, who was snubbed, leaving wiggle room for David O. Russell, but Quentin Tarantino is, as ever, the wild card. Like Spielberg, his name alone has a Hitchcockian mass appeal and recognition. As he observed in his recent Playboy interview, “I was actually quite proud when I read that Django is one of the most anticipated movies coming out this year. It’s a black Western. Where’s the anticipation coming from? I guess a lot of it is me. That’s pretty f***ing awesome.” 1. Steven Spielberg ( Lincoln ) 2. Kathryn Bigelow ( Zero Dark Thirty ) 3. Ben Affleck ( Argo ) 4. Ang Lee ( Life of Pi ) 5. David O. Russell ( Silver Linings Playbook ) Ones to watch: Paul Thomas Anderson ( The Master ), Michael Haneke ( Amour ), Tom Hooper ( Les Miserables ), Quentin Tarantino ( Django Unchained )
Are the publicists and managers of Britney Spears already in damage control mode and preparing for the singer’s breakup with fiance Jason Trawick? A recent slew of Britney split rumors certainly suggests as much. According to the latest intel, from celebrity news site Radar Online , it’s no longer a matter of if, but when they decide to pull the trigger on a split. At the same time, she recently gushed about Jason to People . “It amazes me that no matter what situation I’m in, Jason has the ability to always make me feel protected and loved,” Spears told the magazine. Still, Radar claims the couple is on the rocks and their three-year relationship is on the verge of ending, barring a last-minute holiday reversal. “It’s a make or break holiday for Britney and Jason,” a source said. “Things have been getting worse and worse for months now, and they know they have to figure things out once and for all because they can’t keep going on like this.” “If they do decide to call off the engagement, things wlll be tricky, legally and financially, so it isn’t just the state of their relationship they have to think about.” “If there wasn’t those considerations involved they would have split a while ago.” As Jason Trawick is a co-conservator over Britney Spears’ estate, the decision to stay together or not isn’t an easy one to make for either of them. One big point of contention, allegedly? “Jason wants to be a father, and while he’s happily taken on the role of dad to Jayden and Sean, he still wants Britney to have his kids,” an insider says. “Britney says she’s happy with just her two children at the moment and wants to concentrate on her career, which doesn’t sit well with Jason.” “Which is kind of bizarre … just a few months ago she would have jumped at the idea. There seems to have been a marked turnaround in Britney’s thought process.” Britney Spears and Jason Trawick: Will it last? Yes! He’s perfect for her and her kids. No, I just don’t see the connection. View Poll »
I just finished reading Brett Martin’s profile of Bill Murray for the January issue of GQ , and while the story and Murray are highly entertaining, I’m tiring of reading profiles in which Murray simultaneously demonstrates how funny and how aimless he is. Martin observes that Murray has become a kind of “wandering, perpetual performance artist, everywhere and nowhere, wherever the wind or spirit carries him: indie movies, golf tournaments, college frat parties, your karaoke booth right now.” I appreciate that Murray likes being the Johnny Appleseed of meta-comedy, but I think it’s time for him to stop spreading joy to a handful of people at a time and get back to making thousands of people in cineplexes across the country aspirate Diet Coke because they’re laughing so hard. Here’s the passage in the story that most makes me want to chuck my vintage Ghostbusters wallet in the East River. It’s Murray talking about how he’s thinking about writing and making a funny movie again:
If you haven’t been following Vin Diesel ‘s Facebook page , you are missing out on the dorkiest and most touching thing in all the universe. Vin and his 36,982,149 devoted fans live in perfect, sentimentally cheeseball symbiosis, and those fans are a huge part of why he continues to be able to make movies. Chief among them is the incredibly successful Fast & Furious series, which has earned more than $1.5 billion for Universal Pictures. No doubt Universal is counting on that for the upcoming big screen adaptation of the classic 1970s cop show Kojak , because they’ve done the obvious and genius thing: They’re making Vin Diesel the new Telly Savalas. Kojak featured the late, great Savalas as a tough, charming, and proudly bald NYC detective whose greatest joys were a nice suit, catching bad guys, and attempting to cut down on smoking by sucking on Tootsie Pops. The show ran from 1973 to 1978 before being cancelled due to slipping ratings, but it lived on in a series of TV movies for which Savalas reprised the role. An attempted reboot starring Ving Rhames was produced in 2005 for USA, but as this was prior to that network striking gold with what now feels like an endless supply of quirky hour long dramas, the series was cancelled after only one season. The Kojak movie will be penned by Neal Purvis & Robert Wade, the duo behind the last 5 James Bond films. That’s no guarantee of quality – they did write Die Another Day , after all – but given how Justin Lin’s stewardship of the Fast & Furious series kind of turned Diesel’s Dominic Toretto into the dumber and more lovable version of Bond, one has high hopes for the combination. And frankly, casting Vin as Kojak feels like the three suns had aligned and the Dark Crystal is about to be restored; he looks good in a suit, he’s bald and proud, and more importantly, he is that perfect combination of teddy bear and badass. Hopefully, Kojak will feature as much sparkle-magic Vin Diesel as it can get away with. [ Deadline ] Follow Ross A. Lincoln on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
With a turn as the sinister Billy Crash in Quentin Tarantino ‘s Django Unchained , Walton Goggins nails his second supporting appearance in a period Oscar contender this season. (His other 2012 prestige performance? Playing the meek Clay Hutchins in Steven Spielberg ‘s Lincoln .) Goggins sat down with Movieline/Behind the Trailer’s Grace Randolph to talk the necessary difficulties of depicting the brutality of slavery, why the need for retribution is utterly human, and how he feels about the path his career has taken during his two decades as a rising character actor. Get more on Django Unchained , in theaters Christmas Day. Follow Grace Randolph on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
What kinda hater plots to de-schlong Justin Bieber? Via TMZ reports : A convicted killer locked up in New Mexico plotted to have Justin Bieber murdered and castrated … but for some mysterious reason, he threw a wrench into his own plans — this according to a local news report in New Mexico. According to KRQE News, convicted murderer Dana Martin — currently serving two life sentences for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont in 2000 — recruited a fellow inmate at Las Cruces prison named Mark Staake to carry out the murder once Staake was released. It’s unclear when the plot was originally hatched, but Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane — whom Staake had later recruited to help — reportedly planned to execute the murder plan in NYC last month, where Bieber was performing at MSG. Martin reportedly told police the plan was to kidnap Bieber and his bodyguard and strangle them with paisley ties, Martin’s calling card. Ruane was then going to castrate them. According to KRQE, Martin is obsessed with Bieber and even has a tattoo of Bieber on his leg. But for some reason Martin blew the whistle on his accomplices — and Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants before carrying out the deed. Ruane made it to NY with a stash of tools — including pruning shears — but according to the report police intercepted him before anything happened, and placed him under arrest. Well we — and Selena Gomez — are so relieved this plot was foiled. Homeboy would be singing nothing but high notes for the rest of his career. Although we guess if the plot were successful he’d be dead so that doesn’t make much sense.
Candice Swanepoel has a fit fucking body….sure her career depends on it…and she’s living large, making easy fucking money, that is in fact stupid money, because of that career that depends on her body….motivating her 20 days off a month to be spent working on her fitness….cuz it’s the best option for her….cuz she, like anyone else, oulda chose cake and candy and fries….working a desk job….like so many potentially hot girls if they weren’t buried in disgusting….and I think we should thank her for taking the right path…cuz a body like this is a glorious thing to stare at and without it…we have nothing…and there’s no point in living…maybe I’m just being dramatic….the HOLIDAYS GET ME EMOTIONAL ….. Here are the pics….
The Cougar Town actress, 33, and her husband Marc Silverstein are expecting their second child, her rep confirms. Already mom to 4-year-old daughter Birdie Leigh, Philipps announced her baby bliss via Twitter on Monday, posting a picture of her positive pregnancy test. “So this happened…” she Tweeted. “I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared,” Philipps has joked in the past. “I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career.” Here’s to double the
