Alessandra Ambrosio has expelled the parasite from her vagina that was polluting her womb and ruining her image as a bitch we want to fuck….and named it Noah Phoenix…..so it is a celebration….not cuz I like moms….but cuz now she can get back to getting her million dollar body back….sure her pussy will never be the same but I have hope that her milk filled titties will be great in a few months when she gets her toned stomach back…I mean it really is all she’s gotta do in life…it is her single responsibility to make her fortunes….so I predict that unlike your lazy pig wife…it will happen… Here are some of her nipple in some old photoshoot Here are some pics of how and why she got pregnant the first time back in 2009
Either there was a SARS outbreak….someone farted….or Gisele is a self conscious cunt who doesn’t want the paparazzi snapping off pics of her face….maybe cuz she has a pimple….or didn’t put her make-up on proper….or more likely she’s got a herpes scab from all the dick she’s sucked to get to the top….but maybe she got some work done….a little botox or lip injections to stay pretty for her career….but I’m think based on all evidence we have of her…from being from Brazil, marrying a jock who loves the locker room, her implants…she’s probably a lady boy packin a dick…and she didn’t get a chance to shave her beard….. That’s all I have to say about that…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
In his next movie, fans of Robert Pattinson will see this actor like never before. Seriously, watch this Cosmopolis trailer to see what we mean. The same can be said, meanwhile, for shots of R. Patt in this month’s special Cannes-based issue of Parade. Don’t believe us? Feast your eyes on the following photos: Pattinson tells the publication that working with director David Cronenberg has had a profound effect on his career. “Filming Cosmopolis with David changed something in me.” Rob says. “It gave me balls. I have five projects lined up right now that follow the path that movie opened for me. Before, I spent my time doubting myself. As soon as I read a script that I liked, I was working myself up, asking myself if I was good enough. Now, I tell myself: ‘F-ck it! If they want to hire you, go!” And hire him they have: Pattinson has signed on to star in Mission: Blacklist as a soldier who helps bring down Suddam Hussein. It’s based on a true story. Cosmopolis , meanwhile, makes its world premiere at the Cannes Film Festival later this month.
Andrew Garfield, Chris Hemsworth will also hand out Golden Popcorn statuettes at June 3 show. By Kevin P. Sullivan Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth and Mila Kunis Photo: Getty Images What would the be without appearances from some of the summer’s biggest stars? A lot less interesting, probably. Thankfully, Wednesday (May 9) MTV announced that the first lineup of presenters would come from four of the season’s most anticipated blockbusters, ” The Amazing Spider-Man ,” ” Snow White and the Huntsman ,” ” Prometheus ” and ” Ted .” Emma Stone , Andrew Garfield , Kristen Stewart , Chris Hemsworth , Charlize Theron , Michael Fassbender , Mila Kunis and Mark Wahlberg will all be on hand on Sunday, June 3, to hand out the Golden Popcorn statuettes. For the 21st edition of the show, the awards are undergoing their biggest shakeup in years. With a new nomination system and new categories like Best Cast, Best Gut-Wrenching Performance and Best On-Screen Transformation, the 2012 MTV Movie Awards promise to be a night to remember. But not everything has changed. As usual, fans will be able to choose every winner on the big night. Voting in all 12 categories is open through Saturday, June 2, over at MovieAwards.MTV.com . It’s up to you to decide who goes onstage to collect their Golden Popcorn. The night’s contenders are some of the year’s biggest blockbusters, so competition is sure to be fierce. “The Hunger Games” and “Bridesmaids” lead the field with eight nominations apiece, with “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2” and “21 Jump Street” right behind them with six nods. Could this finally be the year that “Harry Potter” takes home Best Movie, or are the odds in favor of “The Hunger Games”? The MTV Movie Awards will air live from the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City, California, on Sunday, June 3, at 9 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Head over to MovieAwards.MTV.com to vote for your favorite flicks now! The 21st annual MTV Movie Awards air live Sunday, June 3, at 9 p.m. ET. Related Photos 2012 Movie Awards Presenters
Why the Against Me! singer’s decision to live as a woman is also a genuine act of courage, in Bigger Than the Sound. By James Montgomery Tom Gabel of Against Me! Photo: Getty Images Tom Gabel probably didn’t want to be praised for her decision to come out as transgender ; she just wanted to be comfortable in her own body. But I’m going to praise her anyway. Because when Gabel announced to Rolling Stone on Tuesday that she planned to begin living as a woman — after struggling privately with gender dysphoria for years — it was undoubtedly the most personal thing a major recording artist has ever gone public with, an admission that’s sure to make her the target of cruel insults and petty insinuations (to say nothing about what it might mean for the future of her band, Against Me!). But rather than focus on the close-mindedness of a select few, it is certainly more worthwhile — not to mention important — to laud Gabel for what is, in its purest form, a genuine act of bravery. To be fair, Gabel is not the first musician to come out as transgender. In the 1970s, electronic artist Walter Carlos announced that he, too, suffered from gender dysphoria and underwent sexual reassignment surgery to live life as Wendy Carlos. And just last year, Life of Agony singer Keith Caputo made headlines when he became Mina Caputo. But Gabel’s case is different. Since her earliest days, she has always been a punk pariah , criticized for “selling out” at every step of her career. I got the sense this bothered her on some level (how could it not? ), because when I interviewed Gabel in 2006 for AM!’s major-label debut, New Wave, she definitely made mention of it, saying: “There is no pleasing everybody. … I guarantee our new record will get the same reaction that all our records get. Some will be like ‘It’s awesome,’ and others will be like ‘I absolutely hate it.’ But fast-forward a few years, and the ones who said they hated it are the ones who say they loved it all along.” It will be interesting to see how Against Me!’s fans — and detractors — react when Gabel begins living life as Laura Jane Grace, because they definitely can’t accuse her of selling out anymore. If anything, her decision to begin gender reassignment treatments is the most punk-rock thing imaginable: being true to one’s self, being unafraid to be different, speaking out regardless of the repercussions. These are the tenets the genre (and, for what it’s worth, way of life) were founded on — and, really, what they should still be about today. If you have a problem with Gabel’s decision, you’re probably not a punk at all. In coming out as transgender, Gabel will undoubtedly inspire others to do the same. She is proof that the truth is nothing to be ashamed of, that there is nothing as important — or admirable — as living the life you want to, on your own terms, detractors be damned. And the fact that Gabel’s wife, Heather, will remain by her side as she begins this new chapter is not only equally inspiring, but, in the wake of the passage of North Carolina’s Amendment 1 , which made law that only a “marriage between one man and one woman” would be recognized by the state, it seems even more important. Because truly, is there any greater definition of love — or support, or dedication or unwavering union — than what they share? You can quote biblical verses to deny that fact, but really, you’d be missing the point. For years, fans like me have marveled at Gabel’s pained yet poignant lyrics, with their searing desires to break free and find a place in the world (on the standout New Wave track “The Ocean,” Gabel growled, “And if I could have chosen/ I would have been born a woman”). It turns out, it went much deeper than that: Gabel was at war with her own body, and now, finally, she’s found the courage to make peace with that conflict. It’s beyond admirable; it’s downright brave. Like she told me six years ago, “There is no pleasing everybody.” Ultimately, you’ve got to please yourself. And with courage and conviction, Gabel has done that. No matter how you feel about her new life, you can’t deny that it’s everyone’s basic right to live life on their terms. That goes beyond music or politics or religion: It’s humanity, pure and simple. Related Artists Against Me!
Director X sits down with MTV News and breaks down the sexy new clip, including the deets on ‘Chunky Bieber.’ By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Vanessa White Wolf Justin Bieber in his “Boyfriend” music video Photo: Island/Def Jam Justin Bieber drives fast cars, nuzzles with one very lovely young woman and gets his dance on in his record-setting “Boyfriend” video . Fairly simple in its concept, the video is a snapshot of what it would be like to party with the teen star and his hip friends on a rooftop in Los Angeles. MTV News recently sat down with Director X , and he broke down what it was like to hit the set with the 18-year-old as he readies the next phase of his career, the more mature Believe era . The video is the lead visual off Bieber’s June 19 album, and X took us through the clip, frame by frame. “We start this off with the car stunts,” he said of the opening shot. “We wrecked that car by the way; both of those Mustangs were pretty shot after this video, completely shot after this video.” From there, fans are invited to Bieber’s car-themed rooftop bash, one that recalls the type of shindig another teen idol from back in the day may have thrown. “So we got this rooftop here in L.A., starting our day with Justin and he’s pulling up. We got all the cool kids hanging out,” X said. “Justin’s new look, he’s kind of got a James Dean thing going on here. That’s really Justin driving that Mustang … and he did all the stunts by himself, completely. That’s all him,” X joked. “Actually, that’s us holding the car. We put the car on these wheels and we pushed it around in circles while Justin pretended to drive.” Justin’s “smooth” driving moves are matched only by the real ones he uses on his female co-star, Rachel Barnes. “We got Justin with the girl, pulling [her] around [with the] kids dancing, ’cause you know how kids do. That’s what goes on [at these get-togethers]: Someone brings out their guitar and the party happens,” he explained. “The idea really was to show a lifestyle piece — Justin hanging out — to show that he’s older … just to see this new vibe,” the director added. “We get to see that he’s growing into his manhood. [We] just [wanted] to get in an environment where we can show that naturally, just have fun and get the vibe of who he is.” While Bieber and his lady love in the video captured fans’ attention, a co-star who was dubbed “Chunky Bieber” on-set has also gotten some buzz. X explained, “[Chunky Bieber] came with one of the cars and somehow [Bieber’s manager], Scooter [Braun], I don’t know how in the world they got into conversation where Chunky Bieber started dancing somehow.” Apparently it all went down when the director wasn’t looking. “They taped ‘Chunky Bieber’ to his shirt and Chunky Bieber got in the video.” As the video closes out, Justin’s dancing skills are on full display. “Got some footage of Justin dancing, [and] those are really his feet,” Director X said. “He can do that, and that’s it: Justin Bieber, bad boy.” What do you think of Justin’s “Boyfriend” video? Tell us in the comments! Related Videos Frame By Frame: Justin Bieber’s ‘Boyfriend’ MTV First: Justin Bieber Related Artists Justin Bieber
Beastie Boys rapper’s film contributions include star-studded short “Fight For Your Right Revisited.” By Fallon Prinzivalli The Beastie Boys at the premiere of “Awesome, I F—in Shot That!” Photo: Getty Images After a long bout with cancer, the Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch died on Friday (May 4). The rapper’s death comes as a huge blow to fans of his work with the iconic trio, but he’ll also be remembered for the imprint he left on the film world. While he’s widely known as a co-founder of the Brooklyn hip-hop group, MCA was an accomplished director and producer, and his music is featured on an array of popular music soundtracks. The Hollywood community took to Twitter this afternoon to share their thoughts, with Ben Stiller tweeting , “So sad that Adam Yauch is gone. A truly great musician & filmmaker. He stood for integrity as an artist. What a loss. He was a very good man.” While Jonah Hill followed up with a heartfelt tweet : “I’m filled with so much sorrow to hear about the world losing Adam Yauch. He was such a beautiful person and artist. My heart is broken.” As fans mourn the loss, MTV News honors his career and achievements on the big screen. “Fight for Your Right Revisited” The comedic short was Yauch’s most recent writing and direction project and it debuted at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. With as ensemble cast that includes Elijah Wood, Danny McBride, Seth Rogen, Susan Sarandon, Will Arnett and Stanley Tucci, the story picks up from the raging party at the close of the trio’s 1987 “(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party)” music video. The sequel follows the Beastie Boys and their delinquent antics as they break into a bodega to steal beer and try to out-breakdance their future selves. “Awesome: I F—in’ Shot That!” Yauch produced and directed this memorable Beasties documentary, using footage shot by 50 fans at their 2004 Madison Square Garden concert. Audience members were given video cameras and asked to shoot the whole show. The project was meant to re-create for viewers at the home the exhilarating fan-experience of attending a sold-out show. Interestingly enough, MCA’s producer credit for the project is under the name of Nathaniel Hornblower, Yauch’s “Swiss uncle” and alter ego. Oscilloscope In 2008, Yauch made his directorial debut with “Gunnin’ for That #1 Spot,” a doc about street basketball. The film follows eight of 24 high-school basketball players competing in the Boost Mobile Elite 24 Hoops Classic at Harlem, New York’s famed Rucker Park. Of the eight players Yauch chose, six now have careers in the NBA, proving his eye for talent. “Gunnin’ ” also marked one of his production company’s first efforts. Oscilloscope Laboratories has gone on to distribute a number of well-known works, including “Howl,” the Allen Ginsberg biopic starring James Franco, and the Oscar-nominated thriller “We Need to Talk About Kevin,” starring Tilda Swinton. The company recently announced that they had acquired the rights to the documentary “The Apple Pushers,” which tells the stories of immigrant street vendors who sell fruits and vegetables in poor New York City neighborhoods. The film is narrated by Edward Norton. Soundtracks MCA’s music with the Beastie Boys has been featured on countless movie soundtracks, including “Baby Mama,” “17 Again,” J.J. Abrams’ “Star Trek,” “Shrek Forever After,” “Iron Man 2,” “Horrible Bosses” and the Hugh Jackman robotic-action flick “Real Steel.” They also had hit songs featured in the video games “Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock” (“Sabotage”) and “Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground” (“Electric Worm”). Share your condolences for MCA’s family, friends and fans in the comments below. Tune in to MTV tonight at 8 p.m. for “Adam Yauch: Remembering a Beastie Boy,” an hour-long special hosted by Sway celebrating the life and career of Adam “MCA” Yauch, including his biggest moments and remembrances from his friends and peers. Check out mtvU now for classic Beastie Boys music videos. Related Videos Beastie Boys’ Adam Yauch: 1964-2012 Related Photos The Beastie Boys’ Adam ‘MCA’ Yauch: A Life In Photos Related Artists Beastie Boys
I’m not sure if your career is taking off or tanking if you find yourself in the Sharper Image catalogue, it’s confusing, but I’m going to have to go with completely tanking. Here’s Megan Fox trying to sell some sort of silly gadget nobody needs by lounging all provocatively in her undies and thigh high stockings. That part I like, but Sharper Image ? What has happened to this hottie? I also heard she might be pregnant with that David Silver douche’s kid, was that just a rumor or is this crap happening? What the hell?!
New clip, which debuted Thursday on MTV, sets Bieber up to launch the next phase of his career. By James Montgomery Justin Bieber in his “Boyfriend” music video Photo: Island/Def Jam If you are reading this, then you are probably aware that Justin Bieber turned 18 back in March . I only mention it now because it helps explain JB’s brand-new “Boyfriend” video, which premiered Thursday night (May 3) on MTV and is pretty much an 18-year-old male’s fantasy in every conceivable way (or at least most of them). Filled with cool clothes, hot cars and even hotter women , “Boyfriend” — directed by the mysteriously named Director X (n
