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More Carlie Jo Howell’s Hotness In Your Cup

I’m still waiting for the world’s hottest coffee shop owner/barista Carlie Jo Howell to take me up on my exciting business proposal (AKA opening one of her topless coffee shops in my mom’s basement). But here’s a few more of her latest Snapchat pictures to help tide me over until she finally comes to her senses and realizes what a great franchise opportunity that would be. Trust me, I know a ton about the coffee business. I figure I’ve been thrown out of and/or banned from at least 100 Starbucks by now. Call me! Continue reading →

The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Carlie Jo Howell In Your Cup

You may have never heard of Carlie Jo Howell , but she is the owner of some coffee shop that will most likely put Starbucks out of business. Or at the very least steal 50% of their clientele. As a man, I like to have my coffee black and served by a hot chick in a bikini. And now that I know Carlie exists, I can’t have it any other way. So please open a location in my mom’s basement. I will be the most popular middle-aged man in my neighborhood! » view all 11 photos          

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