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I know Alessandra Ambrosio is Brazilian, but you’ve got to hand it to her, she sure knows how to celebrate the Fourth of July right: here she is hanging out in a bikini with her hot friends, doing yoga on a yacht, and posing fully naked with an American flag. I guess some people are pissed about that last one, but personally, me and the Little Tuna have never felt more patriotic. USA! USA!
I’ve never really understood the appeal of breakfast in bed — who wants to get toast all over your pillows? But after seeing this latest photoshoot from Arianny Celeste , I think I’m finally starting to get it. You know, if this whole modeling thing doesn’t pan out for Arianny, I think she’s got a bright future as a personal chef. Because this is looking mighty tasty. And no, I’m not talking about the eggs. » view all 12 photos
https://twitter.com/ekotchi/status/880933463511244802 Jeopardy Trolls With “Stay Woke” Category? Last weekend while Black twitter was serving up some BBQ and pouring out Henny in remembrance of our oppressed ancestors, Jeopardy actually featured a “stay woke” category. Folks got giddy over it. The term “stay woke” was indeed coined by black folks while roughly meaning: “be aware of the colluded f-ck shit happening right in front of your face, probably because of racism.” “Stay Woke” actually made it to a nationally televised syndicated show that’s been around since the 60’s? That’s amazing right??? https://twitter.com/JulianaHennessy/status/880973727747383296 Well, not actually. The category was all about literally staying awake. According to The Grio , answers included melatonin, caffeine, and the stimulant product NoDoz. SMH. https://twitter.com/HattieDarling/status/880932908613206016 Do you think Jeopardy was trolling with this? Twitter folks thought so. Take a look… https://twitter.com/potternoire/status/881032236644143104 More on the next page. https://twitter.com/JordanSchroll/status/882346159607607297 https://twitter.com/ohblaquepanther/status/881623904657301505
Bella Thorne fucking irritates me. Her low level slutty behavior is boring and the kind of cockteasing shit that gets a bitch raped… Girls hate when you blame raping them on cockteasing, you know the pay with fire, push us to our limit, make us break so that all reason is out the window, causing us to react in a pull their panties down and shove our dick in them like the CAVEMEN we are actually coded to be, not this refined moral code, sophistication we pretend to be, because we are fucking primates.. I am not saying it’s OK to rape girls who cocktease or that it’s an excuse, but I’m not about to lock myself in a basement with a serial killer with a weapon and a thirst for blood..it is just irresponsible… Not that Bella Thorne needs to be responsible, she’s got money and people who look out for her to make sure her cockteasing doesn’t go too far positioning her as too sleazy for the youth, even though the youth are exposed to so much sleaze everyday. Her stripper dance…boring…her raver hipster look…disgusting..but her tits on her fit young body are ok…. The post Bella Thorne Bathing Suit Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I don’t know how you losers spent your Fourth of July, probably having “quality time” with your “friends and families” or something lame like that. But I guarantee it wasn’t half as fun as mine: I spent the night sitting alone in my mom’s basement and shooting off pants fireworks while looking up patriotic fake photoshoots from wannabe models like Ireland Baldwin . Pretty sure that’s what they call living your best life.
Here’s Bella Thorne looking nice and clean dirty at her Fourth of July party yesterday. And as good as these pictures are, I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little bummed Bella didn’t invite her favorite blogger (AKA yours truly). I even went out and bought a special pair of American flag sweatpants at Target just in case. Oh well. There’s always next year, I guess.