I know I like to make fun of Sara Jean Underwood and her whole crowdfunding her do-nothing hot nobody lifestyle , but I’ve got to give her credit: she definitely knows how to celebrate the Fourth of July. And I know the flag technically isn’t supposed to touch the ground and all that, but I’m pretty sure the founding fathers would be willing to make an exception for this flag bikini if Sara wanted to take it off for some post-Fourth of July fireworks. I know I would. Yow.
For years now I’ve been saying that Sarah Hyland really needs to start thinking about life after Modern Family and what she’s going to do once the show’s over. And I’m glad to see that A) not only has she finally listened to me but B) she picked “posting bikini selfies on Snapchat and Instagram” as her second career. Wise choice.
Bella Thorne posted this very annoying video of her whining in her bed in her panties in some kind of joke that is zero funny, but fully annoying, the kind of behavior you may experience from a wife or girlfriend about 10 minutes before you murder her and figure and 30 mins before you have to figure out how to dispose of the body, do you just burn it for 72 hours until there is nothing left, ideally after transporting it to another location…or do you do other stupid things that will get you caught…because sometimes, even great tits can get under your skin and make you fucking snap… Seriously, this is the fucking worst… The post Bella Thorne Rolling Around in her Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bella Hadid, possibly an American hating Palestinian American who could be one of those home grown terrorists, not necessarily in the traditional form, but in teaching the youth that if you’re skinny, tall enough, and have good enough fake tits, coupled with eager fame whore rich as fuck parents while being located in LA – the city of dreams – and a sister who paved the way with her shitty Kardashian friends…the American Dream can come true and you can be posting your nipples on social media like Kendall before her…and Kyle before her…because she too has nipples…that for some reason people think are great enough to give all the model jobs to… I don’t get it, I hate when the lame rich succeed…but people want to fuck her, so for that…here’s her nipples The post Bella Hadid Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
America is about diversity more than ever….the black folk have been given the right to vote, ride the bus, use the bathroom, and slavery is limited to prison inmates that are majority black thanks to crooked cops and a flawed system… But it’s the fourth of July and this site is DrunkenStepfather so White most of the time, and I don’t even like white chicks they are garbage…I just post what I’m exposed to…and it happens to be all this white ass.. When I really prefer a lot more flavor like some Gabrielle Union…whoever the fuck that is….because some thick black ass to want to suffocate on….has a bit more flavor that young disney white chicks… The post Gabrielle Union’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tiger Woods was arrested on DUI charges last month after police in Jupiter, Florida noticed the famous golfer was driving in bizarre fashion. In the aftermath, it was revealed that Woods was not drunk. Instead, he was under the influence of a cocktail of prescription drugs. The issue at hand was put down to back surgery the 41-year-old had, and he allegedly took a bad reaction to the painkillers prescribed to him by doctors at the time. Tiger recognized that he did need some help in a statement shortly after the incident. “I’m currently receiving professional help to manage my medications and the ways that I deal with back pain and a sleep disorder,” Woods said at the time. “I want to thank everyone for the amazing outpouring of support and understanding especially the fans and players on tour.” While this proved Tiger showed he was remorseful for what went down, not everyone felt like he was taking the treatment seriously. He was spotted out and about with his kids, presumably meaning he was not in an in-patient facility. Some felt that he was using the treatment as a tactic to get a lighter sentence. On top of that, the treatment has now been completed, with Tiger taking to Twitter to let his followers know this was not something he was just going to brush under the rug. “I recently completed an out of state private intensive program,” he said in the statement. “I will continue to tackle this going forward with my doctors, family, and friends. I am so very thankful for all the support I’ve received.” With the treatment over, Woods is scheduled to appear in court on July 8. We’re unsure what the court date will hold for the gold legend, but we’ll have more clarity in the coming days. What do you think of all of this? Sound off below! View Slideshow: 21 Scandalous Sports Stories
I don’t watch a ton of TV these days. Well, unless you count porn. Anyway, so I didn’t recognize this Lauren Cohan hottie at first. But according to my sources, she’s on The Walking Dead , I guess? And if she looks anything like she does in this GQ Mexico shoot on the show, then I guess I might just have to start watching. Yow! » view all 15 photos
It’s been at least a week since we last heard from Sara Jean Underwood , so I figured it was probably time to check back in and see how her new career as a professional travel “blogger” is going. And here you go: a GIF of Sara pretending two flowers are her funbags. I bet all you guys who contributed to her on Patreon are feeling very good about your investment right about now.
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