Nicole Scherzinger is on vacation in Hawaii because I guess she’s been busy working on the new Dirty Dancing, that basically will destroy a movie I have an emotional attachment to, because seeing Jewish rich kids getting with poor dudes and losing their virginity is porn to me…set to song and dance…sign this motherfucker up… The fact that they have some Arab chick playing the slutty pregnant chick who gets the abortion and that Patrick Swayze protects cuz that’s what Dance Partners Do….it’s the code of the dance…is not as disgusting as the fact that they are redoing the classic…and LITTLE Miss Sunshine is BABY…what the fuck… Enough of that…the real concern is how hard this dancing Pussycat doll bitch face tunes, I mean she’s so smoothed out in the face she might as well should have erased her damn face…like everyone on social media….love! The post Nicole Scherzinger’s Photoshopped to Shit in a Bikini Vacation of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Future made a second stop in Atlanta for the Nobody Safe Tour Tuesday night. Young Thug and Tory Lanez were among his opening acts. Hit the flip for more photos from backstage at the show Prince Williams/ATLPics.net Future’s talented producer cousin, Rico Wade, of Organized Noize fame, stopped by the show. Future also made time for BMI exec Catherine Brewton Tiny, Zonnique and Shekinah were all posted backstage as well Erica Dixon was also seen on the scene. Future’s son Prince made himself right at home
Here’s Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid doing their best to convince everyone that they’re both world-famous supermodels and not just a pair of wannabe rich kids by posing for pictures on some super-expensive yacht and jet ski. And yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still not buying it. Maybe if they went motorboating together instead… Now that would be worth taking pictures of.
I don’t watch UFC, mostly because I just don’t have any interest in watching two sweaty dudes roll around with each other, so I’m not sure if Arianny Celeste is still working as a Ring Girl. And I’m way too lazy to look it up. But on the off chance Arianny is looking for work, I happen to be looking for someone to help deliver more original content for the site. Say, by sending over a few rounds of bikini and/or lingerie and/or topless selfies per week. And the best part? Arianny can work from home if she doesn’t want to commute to my mom’s basement Tuna HQ. Call me!
SPOILER ALERT: Water will play a key role on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday. In a new trailer released by E!, we initially go behind the scenes of the time Kourtney Kardashian got naked for her birthday. With loved ones cheering her on in the following promo, Kourtney is full-on nude and emerging out of the water like some sort of sexy mermaid. Minus the tail and everything. Later in the footage, however, water is used in a very different way, as Scott Disick is confronted for bringing a woman with him as a date on this family vacation. “I did something wrong as always,” Disick says as a sarcastic apology on this episode, which picks up where last week's intense installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians left off. But these words don't satisfy Khloe Kardashian… … who proceeds to hurl a cup of water all over her quasi brother-in-law. “That actually made me feel better,” Kourtney then says. What else is in store for folks who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on TV next week? It looks like Kim Kardashian will head to New York to testify against those who robbed her in Paris, as the series continues to milk this storyline for all it can. Also, Kris Jenner and Kim lay into Khloe for some reason, who is really not in the mood to hear it. CHECK OUT THE FULL TRAILER NOW:
Well… this escalated quickly. On Sunday night, Farrah Abraham donned a Bollywood-inspired outfit to the MTV Movie & TV Awards, drawing criticism from all around the Internet because she appropriated a culture’s religious symbol in order to make a fashion statement. This is what she wore to the event: When asked about the ensemble, the short-tempered Teen Mom said she thought it was “sexy,” “amazing” and that she hoped it would “inspire others to embrace new cultures and have good experiences.” We guess we’ll need to wait to see if that happens. But we didn’t need to wait very long to get Kailyn Lowry’s take on her fellow reality star’s red carpet attire. Approached for comment by The Dirty, Lowry didn’t exactly offer up the most scathing critique of all-time. Still, she made it clear she wasn’t a fan of Abraham’s choice here. “I didn’t see Farrah, but her outfit was cute,” said Lowry, clearly being sarcastic and adding: “It’s not a costume party, but whatever… I’m not sure why it would offend people, [but] she already did the costume thing at the VMA’s last year. It’s old.” Like we said, these don’t really read like fighting words – unless you’re Farrah Abraham. “Was she even invited?” Abraham angrily replied to The Dirty when told of Lowry’s opinion. And then Farrah went right for the jugular. “Her look of being pregnant has been done and is old,” she said of Lowry, who is expecting her third child with her third baby daddy. “Stop getting knocked up by randoms.” Yes, stop getting knocked up by randoms . Amazing. For the record, Lowry is the mother to a seven-year old son that she had with long-time boyfriend Jo Rivera. She’s also the mother to a three-year old son that she shares with ex-husband Javi Marroquin. We’re pretty sure having a child with one’s husband is the opposite of having it with a random . Now, Lowry has finally come out and admitted that her impending son or daughter was made possible via unprotected sex with some dude named Chris Lopez . And, okay, granted, yeah: he’s pretty darn random. He’s so random, in fact, that he’s somehow managed to scarcely have an Internet presence, even in this day and age. Good luck finding any real photos of Chris Lopez. Nevertheless, this is a pretty harsh clapback at Lowry, especially when you consider that she didn’t even say Abraham’s MTV Awards dress was offensive. But it’s also what makes Farrah Abraham… Farrah Abraham. For all of her many, many, many, MANY faults as a human being, Farrah only has one child, an eight-year old girl named Sophia. She’s doesn’t know how to avoid exploiting her daughter at all times , but she has apparently learned how to use a condom. So this is one soapbox on which Farrah can comfortably stand, and on which many other Teen Mom cast members can’t say very much in response. Will Lowry fire back at Abraham? Will this feud escalate to even more mean-spirited and personal levels? Probably not. Lowry, after all, has a couple other fires to put out first, considering her previous two baby daddies both just called her out for spending time with a mystery man while pregnant. We hate to agree with anything Farrah Abraham says, but she’s not entirely wrong here: Lowry would be better served in life if she stopped getting knocked up. View Slideshow: 12 Most Fiery Feuds in Teen Mom History
You may not recognize the name Danielle Bregoli, but you’re almost certainly familiar with her antics. Better known as the Cash Me Ousside Girl , Bregoli became an Internet sensation by bullying her mother and calling a group of women “hoes” on The Dr. Phil Show. Because we live in the darkest timeline, Bregoli will soon star in a reality show , and these days, she seems to spend most of her time hob-nobbing at LA hotspots. Of course, you can only spend so much time getting your hobnob on in SoCal before you cross paths with former Farley foil and unexpected ladies man David Spade . Spade and Bregoli crossed paths at Catch in Los Angeles recently, and the comic documented the iconic moment on his Instagram page. He captioned the above pic: “How bow dis. (@bhadbhabie is slightly underwhelmed to meet me). Unfortunately she stopped being famous 5 minutes before this was taken.” Not the most original burn, but a fair acknowledgment of the fact that Bregoli has been in her 16th minute for quite some time now. Of course, Bregoli didn’t get to where she is by shying away from beef, so she clapped back , as the kids say, with a surprisingly competent return burn: “No lie, I thought dis guy was the waiter,” Bregoli commented on the pic. Not exactly Don Rickles (rest in peace, you evil genius), but pretty impressive for a 14-year-old to hold her own with a professional comedian who’s been insulting people for a living since her parents were in high school. In fact, some are declaring Bregoli the victor in this unexpected and oddly depressing war or words. We’re not sure if we’d go that far, but Spade had to know he was in for a lose-lose situation from the moment he smack-talked a teenage girl on social media. He’s suffering the dual embarrassment of having been roasted at the hands of a high school freshman and having helped Bregoli cling to relevancy for another day. And we thought Joe Dirt 2 was the lowest he could sink. Hopefully, this story is at an end, but we’ll have all the sad details for you if there are any further developments. View Slideshow: 21 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming
Tahiry Jose Defended Herself From Attack By Woman She Had Sheltered Model and actress Tahiry Jose was arrested in the early hours of Saturday morning after spending Friday celebrating her birthday and Cinco de Mayo . https://instagram.com/p/BT2o27KgiVO/?taken-by=therealtahiry TMZ reported that the former “Love & Hip Hop New York” star was booked for assault after an altercation in her New Jersey home. But BOSSIP spoke with Jose and sources familiar with the incident who tell us that she was not at fault, she was defending herself. Tahiry had allowed a young woman to stay with her for 30 days to help get herself together after the woman was kicked out by a former boyfriend. Tahiry had only been housing the woman for around ten days, but she had gone above and beyond to help her, even driving the woman to her former residence to retrieve several boxes of her belongings. Tahiry even went so far as to help the young woman secure a job interview with 50 Cent’s company. “It’s not the first time that I opend my door to someone and it all blew up in my face,” Jose told BOSSIP. “I told my friend, here I go again!” Still, Jose definitely didn’t plan for things to go so left. She tells BOSSIP the evening started on a good note, but she’s not even sure what set off her houseguest in the first place. “My birthday ended off with some bullsh**,” Jose says. “I was the birthday girl so I had to be the host. I don’t even know what went wrong, she (the girl involved in the fight) got into it with one of the other people at the party and she stormed off.” Another friend of Tahiry’s tells BOSSIP the party continued without her upset friend, moving to another venue before the group ended their night at a diner. When Tahiry arrived at her home after 5 AM, several of her neighbors had been awakened by her houseguest, screaming and throwing things around in Tahiry’s home. Accompanied by two concerned friends, she entered the apartment and was greeted by her screaming houseguest. Things had been broken in the home. Tahiry began pushing her guest’s boxes out of the home, that’s when she was attacked. “She was screaming ‘It’s all about you, all the time, you old a**! I got something for that a**,” an insider close to Tahiry tells BOSSIP. “Tahiry called the cops, but by that time the neighbors had already called the cops.” When the police arrived, Tahiry told them she wanted to press charges because she had to defend herself in her own home. Her houseguest did not want to press charges but because the guest was bruised and Tahiry was not, she was told she would have to go with the police. Tahiry’s friend tells BOSSIP she questioned the police’s logic: “Tahiry asked them, so I have to go in because she’s bruised? If she comes home and blows my brains out, that’s when you’re going to arrest her?” “That’s when they told her to turn around,” Jose’s friend tells BOSSIP. Since being released, Tahiry says she’s learned a valuable lesson. “As long as you can wake up with you, you’re good. I got a mugshot for being attacked in my own home. I help people, but people mistake your kindness for weakness. That girl had nowhere to go and I gave her 30 days.” Tahiry also says she’s tired of people associating her with “Love & Hip-Hop” and fights. Hit the flip for more https://instagram.com/p/BT3ZUy_A-mK/?taken-by=therealtahiry “I’m upset about being portrayed like Tahiry Jose ‘she gets it in,'” Jose told BOSSIP. “I am going to flip if you’re threatening me. I didn’t want other people’s actions to change my nature, but I feel like this is why people in the public eye start to act Hollywood — you become a target.”
I guess now that Nina Agdal ‘s hotness comeback officially got the Tuna seal of approval last time out, she’s back to steady work again. Which is great news for anyone who’s a fan of seeing Nina show off that killer body of hers. AKA everyone with a working set of eyes. So here she is modeling exercise gear. Granted, it’s not an exclusive line of hand-bras or see-through shirts or invisible bikinis like I’d hoped, but I’m sure she can work her way back up to that.
